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encounters with police
Posted by: GMU Hokie ()
Date: April 28, 2009 09:19PM

Anybody have any recent encounters with the police?

DWI, Reckless, Drugs,

Did any cops give you a break?

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: 4wheeler ()
Date: April 28, 2009 09:51PM

in this forum???? encounters with the police???? nah!

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 28, 2009 10:07PM

GMU Hokie Wrote:
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> Anybody have any recent encounters with the
> police?
>
> DWI, Reckless, Drugs,
>
> Did any cops give you a break?

Uh, this is a place for good, clean Christian discussions. Why don't you get the fuck out of here with your fucking crimes, you goddamn heathen?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: ? ()
Date: April 28, 2009 11:20PM

GMU Hokie Wrote:
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> > Did any cops give you a break?

How about you give the cops a break and stop violating the law and causing them paperwork? Does that work for you?

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: April 28, 2009 11:51PM

They caught me driving recklessly while drunk with bags of pot in my car. They let me off because I gave them free DONUTS with a CARWASH.



There, everything got touched on. Thread over.

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: jimmy jingles ()
Date: April 29, 2009 12:14AM

Clobbersaurus Wrote:
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> There, everything got touched on. Thread over.

Don't forget the "I just got charged with 4 counts of treason, I have court in 2 hours what should I do" posts

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: Offenders ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:29AM

GMU Hokie Wrote:
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> Anybody have any recent encounters with the
> police?
>
> DWI, Reckless, Drugs,

Can you be more specific about which posters from FFXU you want to respond? Narrow your search a little, DWI + Area + Day + Officer?

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: GUY ()
Date: April 29, 2009 11:11AM

I would love to have an encounter with that red headed officer that patrols Centreville / Fairlakes area. She is totally hot !

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: nope ()
Date: April 29, 2009 12:49PM

I've lived in Fairfax County for 19 years and have never had an encounter with the police.

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: tubby ()
Date: April 29, 2009 07:28PM

I had an encounter the police today. This traffic light was out so the cop was directing traffic.

He signaled me to stop, so I stopped.

Then he signaled me to go, and I stepped on it.

The whole thing went without a hitch!

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: WaitforIt ()
Date: April 29, 2009 08:04PM

I had DONUT encounter with the CARWASH cops when they took my DONUT. (drroooooooooooooooooooollll) Where's he at anyways? Corky Thatcher U?

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: COPS ()
Date: April 29, 2009 11:30PM

WaitforIt Wrote:
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> I had DONUT encounter with the CARWASH cops when
> they took my DONUT. (drroooooooooooooooooooollll)
> Where's he at anyways? Corky Thatcher U?

DONUT + CARWASH ...

How can you eat a WET DONUT ???

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: April 29, 2009 11:52PM

COPS wrote:

"How can you eat a WET DONUT ???"



The same way you eat a chocolate starfish. ; )

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: Hottie ()
Date: April 30, 2009 01:12AM

I just usually flash my boobs...they are known to be Weapons of Mass Distraction..seem to work awfully well..

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: Slapshot ()
Date: April 30, 2009 05:58AM

Oh boy "COPS" has people rolling on the floor with another one of those priceless Cops/Donuts jokes. He's unreal isn't he? I wonder where he gets all of his material from.

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: Merritt ()
Date: April 30, 2009 09:27AM

GUY Wrote:
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> I would love to have an encounter with that red
> headed officer that patrols Centreville /
> Fairlakes area. She is totally hot !


Redhead huh? Perhaps I need to drive a little more recklessly.....

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 30, 2009 10:09AM

Merritt Wrote:
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> GUY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would love to have an encounter with that red
> > headed officer that patrols Centreville /
> > Fairlakes area. She is totally hot !
>
>
> Redhead huh? Perhaps I need to drive a little
> more recklessly.....

If it's the one I'm thinking of, she is a complete and total cunt. Super bangable, but a total bitch.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: TheTruth ()
Date: April 30, 2009 11:09AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Merritt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > GUY Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I would love to have an encounter with that
> red
> > > headed officer that patrols Centreville /
> > > Fairlakes area. She is totally hot !
> >
> >
> > Redhead huh? Perhaps I need to drive a little
> > more recklessly.....
>
> If it's the one I'm thinking of, she is a complete
> and total cunt. Super bangable, but a total
> bitch.


I thought you said you could bag any chic! lol

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 30, 2009 11:41AM

TheTruth Wrote:
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> I thought you said you could bag any chic! lol

There's a huge difference between ability and desire.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: encounters with police
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 30, 2009 11:56AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> GUY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > I would love to have an encounter with that red
> > headed officer that patrols Centreville /
> > Fairlakes area. She is totally hot !
>
> If it's the one I'm thinking of, she is a complete
> and total cunt. Super bangable, but a total bitch.

file.php?2,file=2570

no, im sure she's just a "strong woman" like spunky: http://www.womenabusingmen.org/whatisabuse.html


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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