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Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: JustWondering ()
Date: June 30, 2013 06:58PM

Fairfax county has some great prospects in 2015 and 2014. Who shines in the class of 2016? Who will be the future Ryan Burns,Kyle Downer,and Caleb Henderson?

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: al bundy ()
Date: July 01, 2013 08:56AM

JustWondering Wrote:
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> Fairfax county has some great prospects in 2015
> and 2014. Who shines in the class of 2016? Who
> will be the future Ryan Burns,Kyle Downer,and
> Caleb Henderson?


Aaaaaaaahhhh H.S. football. I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game and now I sell women's shoes. Yep, another glorifed H.S. football player or want to be. Yep, H.S. football is where it's at. Let's take a look at a few players that played H.S. football............

O.J. Simpson(jail/murderer)

Aaron Hernandez( soon to be life sentence/murderer)

Ray Lewis(he did it but just got lucky as hell)

Lawrence Taylor(registered sex offender)

Ben Roethlisberger(should be on the sex offenders list)

Dallas Cowboys(drug cartel)

Samuel Hurd(drug dealer)

Cecil Collins: Miami Dolphins, burglary, 15 years

Dwayne Goodrich: Dallas Cowboys, criminally negligent homicide (hit and run accident), 7 1/2 years

Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson: retired from Dallas Cowboys, sexual assault, bribery, 4 years, eight months (was released after 28 months)

Terry "Tank" Johnson: Chicago Bears, probation violation relating to weapons possession, 120 days

Jamal Lewis: Baltimore Ravens, using a cell phone to facilitate a drug deal, four months

Dexter Manley: Washington Redskins, drug possession, evidence tampering, 4 years (1996) 2 years (2002)

Byron "Bam" Morrism: Kansas City Chiefs, drug trafficking, 30 months

Eugene "Mercury" Morris: retired from Miami Dolphins, drug trafficking, 20 years (conviction overturned - reached plea bargain and released after serving 3 years)

Nate Newton: retired from Dallas Cowboys, drug trafficking, 7 1/2 years (two separate convictions), released after serving about two and a half years

Robert Rozier (a.k.a. Robert Rameses): retired from Arizona Cardinals, multiple murders, convicted of four murders, served 10 years and placed in witness protection after testifying against Yahweh Ben Yahweh, later sentenced to 25 to life on check kiting charge under three strikes rule

Art Schlichter: Indianapolis Colts, forgery, theft, others, 16 years

Alonzo Spellman: retired/cut from Chicago Bears, interference with a flight crew, simple assault, 18 months

Stanley Wilson Sr.: retired from Cincinnati Bengals, burglary, 22 years

Michael Vick: Atlanta Falcons, dog fighting, 23 months

Mercury Morris, Wide receiver for Miami Dolphins, 1970's, Cocaine charges

plaxico burres, Wide reciever for the giants, 2008, had gun without permit

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: Yeesh ()
Date: July 01, 2013 10:33AM

JustWondering Wrote:
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> Fairfax county has some great prospects in 2015
> and 2014. Who shines in the class of 2016? Who
> will be the future Ryan Burns,Kyle Downer,and
> Caleb Henderson?


You have a very rose-colored-glasses view of what constitutes a "great" prospect

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: The Reality of Karen Garza ()
Date: July 01, 2013 10:35AM

Sorry to burst all of the bubbles.

Karen Garza has accepted the reality of the disastrous budget situation in Fairfax schools.

One consequences-things like sport, band, and student government will have to be "pay for service" (with an administrative fee added) if they are going to survive at all.

Yes, there may be fights with the school board and board of supervisors, but the fact of the matter is…no money for this superfluous stuff.

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: football saves ()
Date: July 01, 2013 02:05PM

These guys did not play football and very possibly it's absence led to their demise!

Adolf Hitler (third string is better than third Reich)

The two kids at Columbine. (bowling was to blame)

Justin Bieber (would have been a good token girl kicker)

Wesley Snipes (could have tackled his tax evasion problems)

John Wilkes Booth (football could have taught him to overlook race as we're all on the same team!)

Malcolm X (he probably would have been a great TE and would have ended up Malcolm Y)

Pontious Pilot (Would have had a greater respect for the Hail Mary and gone easy on her kid)

Poncho Villa (see where the wrong kind of football leads you?)

Skeletor (That dude would have been a good Mike Linebacker!)

Darth Vader (Would have understood you can't let girls get between you and your coach)

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: DFy3w ()
Date: July 01, 2013 02:10PM

ALL threads on HS football are made by pedophiles who love little teenage boys.

No one cares about it, except a small portion of each school while they are IN HIGH-SCHOOL....then everyone grows up.

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: yikesy ()
Date: July 01, 2013 03:01PM

wow, why the anger and casual tossing around of such horrible social monstrosities? I guess someone couldn't ever get coach to touch him back in the day. Kindof sad and maybe the first real good argument I've heard to double our efforts on time travel!

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: al bundy ()
Date: July 01, 2013 03:28PM

DFy3w Wrote:
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> ALL threads on HS football are made by pedophiles
> who love little teenage boys.
>
> No one cares about it, except a small portion of
> each school while they are IN HIGH-SCHOOL....then
> everyone grows up.


Never thought about the pedophile angle on H.S. football. Anyway, people who are sooooo hung up on H.S. football must either be players that never made the big time or a parent that couldn't make it in any sport so they try to shove it down their kids throat so they can live vicariously through their kid.

Wow, you can catch a ball, hit a ball, kick a ball!!! What about challenging your mind?

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: your BAMA ()
Date: July 01, 2013 03:35PM

The Reality of Karen Garza Wrote:
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> Sorry to burst all of the bubbles.
>
> Karen Garza has accepted the reality of the
> disastrous budget situation in Fairfax schools.
>
> One consequences-things like sport, band, and
> student government will have to be "pay for
> service" (with an administrative fee added) if
> they are going to survive at all.
>
> Yes, there may be fights with the school board and
> board of supervisors, but the fact of the matter
> is…no money for this superfluous stuff.


only those who fill out the free and reduced forms (qualified or not, which is most) will be allowed to play under federal law.

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Re: Football 2013 (Class of 2016)
Posted by: beavis ()
Date: July 01, 2013 11:43PM

Hayfield has a kid who is going to be a stud when its all said and done. Kid with the faux-hawk

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