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Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: demoniker ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:05AM

I'm 23 years old and I'm still a virgin... I've been trying to get out more but I don't know where to start to meet fast women. It doesn't have to be special or anything at this point, because I'm just trying to get laid! Veterans of Fairfax County! Where can I go to have a good time?

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: Georgetown ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:14AM

The Bayou in Georgetown

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: run with the wolf ()
Date: June 27, 2013 04:24AM

demoniker Wrote:
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> I'm 23 years old and I'm still a virgin... I've
> been trying to get out more but I don't know where
> to start to meet fast women. It doesn't have to be
> special or anything at this point, because I'm
> just trying to get laid! Veterans of Fairfax
> County! Where can I go to have a good time?


The bar at the mexican restaurant next to the wolftrap motel on Friday and Saturday evenings. The Asian girls will love you longtime.

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: hershey highway man ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:25AM

run with the wolf Wrote:
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> demoniker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm 23 years old and I'm still a virgin... I've
> > been trying to get out more but I don't know
> where
> > to start to meet fast women. It doesn't have to
> be
> > special or anything at this point, because I'm
> > just trying to get laid! Veterans of Fairfax
> > County! Where can I go to have a good time?
>
>
> The bar at the mexican restaurant next to the
> wolftrap motel on Friday and Saturday evenings.
> The Asian girls will love you longtime.

SO WILL THEIR STDs!!!!!

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: disgusting people dont get laid ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:54AM

this forum continues to be a disgusting subject of derision forwarded around the offices virginia. if you post here you are laughed at.

talk to a therapist.

there are many ways to find a fulfilling sexual relationship without turning to "fast women."

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: City-Data ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:55AM

Word has it the Stratford Motor Lodge, in Falls Church, conveniently attached to a Mexican restaurant, is just the place for the kind of thing you're looking for.

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: dj masterblaster ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:38PM

at a skrillix "concert"
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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: jimbo biggins ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:02PM

I usually go to your Mom's house.

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: lost it at 16 ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:17PM

If you're 23 and still a virgin, there's something seriously unappealing physically or you have a defective personality.

Getting laid is not that hard, dude.

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: seconded ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:24PM

lost it at 16 Wrote:
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> If you're 23 and still a virgin, there's something
> seriously unappealing physically or you have a
> defective personality.
>
> Getting laid is not that hard, dude.


Have to second this. It isn't a matter of where to meet them; obviously something about you isn't appealing to them. So what is it? Be honest.

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: MR. ASSWIPE ()
Date: June 27, 2013 07:16PM

MY MOMS PUTS OUT FOR $18 A POP - COME GET SOME, SHE DOES REQUIRE THAT SHE SWALLOWS.

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: June 27, 2013 07:52PM

demoniker Wrote:
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> I'm 23 years old and I'm still a virgin... I've
> been trying to get out more but I don't know where
> to start to meet fast women. It doesn't have to be
> special or anything at this point, because I'm
> just trying to get laid! Veterans of Fairfax
> County! Where can I go to have a good time?

It's not so much having to meet fast women. It's knowing how to present yourself to them, which is like 90% of the whole attraction process.

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: The Perfect Place ()
Date: June 27, 2013 07:54PM

Have you tried the Barflies over at Blue Oyster Bar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbt-sx5MDc

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: Fairfax Boy ()
Date: June 28, 2013 11:04AM

Try the rest area on I-66 at the Fairfax/Prince William County line.

The west bound women are faster than the east bound women so make your choice-

Both men's rooms are loaded with action- If you want to lose the other cherry.

Thursday Nite is "Family Nite" and it is all you can eat.

Bon Appetit !

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: Gordo ()
Date: June 28, 2013 02:37PM

So. what is the deal with these rest stops? I went in to take a leak once right there on 66 near Manassas / FFX and a man reaking of beer followed me in and tried to start talking to me. I ignored him and went to a stall to piss and he started to look under the men's stalls and try to talk to a man taking a dump.

Strange but true.

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Re: Best places for hooking up/one night stands
Posted by: pictures or it didn't happen ()
Date: June 28, 2013 02:41PM

Pictures or it didn't happen

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