Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car ahead and then speed up to just barely make it through the light as it turns red. You, me, and 10 fucking cars behind me could've made the green light if you had kept up with the pack. I hope you die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.

More likely it is you who will die prematurely from hypertension. Chill dude.

It's just a two lane road, the speed limit is ridiculously low given the conditions, and there is a line of cars moving 5-10mph under the speed limit because the driver in the front won't speed up.

F-150 driver Wrote:
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> Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car
> ahead and then speed up to just barely make it
> through the light as it turns red. You, me, and 10
> fucking cars behind me could've made the green
> light if you had kept up with the pack. I hope you
> die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.


As more and more fleet owners put these stupid drivecams in their vehicles you will see more and more of that type of driving. The drivecams have accelerometers in them that respond to G forces. If you pull more than 3 G's the drivecam uploads video,audio and speed information to your boss. This forces the driver to leave a huge gap in front of him and to drive generally like he has a load of eggs in the back of his vehicle.


http://www.drivecam.com/

I'd love to see a car pull 3 g's. It is usually Rosalita in her shitbox, not a fleet vehicle.

big brother Wrote:
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> As more and more fleet owners put these stupid
> drivecams in their vehicles you will see more and
> more of that type of driving. The drivecams have
> accelerometers in them that respond to G forces.
> If you pull more than 3 G's the drivecam uploads
> video,audio and speed information to your boss.
> This forces the driver to leave a huge gap in
> front of him and to drive generally like he has a
> load of eggs in the back of his vehicle.
>
>
> http://www.drivecam.com/

With the population almost 7 billion,a few cars and a few seconds are your concerns? Take metro and chill.

Metro sucks. Expensive, slow, never on time, run by darkies. Avoid Metro.

Newton Wrote:
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> I'd love to see a car pull 3 g's. It is usually
> Rosalita in her shitbox, not a fleet vehicle.
>
> big brother Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As more and more fleet owners put these stupid
> > drivecams in their vehicles you will see more
> and
> > more of that type of driving. The drivecams
> have
> > accelerometers in them that respond to G
> forces.
> > If you pull more than 3 G's the drivecam
> uploads
> > video,audio and speed information to your boss.
> > This forces the driver to leave a huge gap in
> > front of him and to drive generally like he has
> a
> > load of eggs in the back of his vehicle.
> >
> >
> > http://www.drivecam.com/


G force works in both directions any car can pull 3 g's breaking and often do.

The only way a car will see 3g's is in an accident. It takes a supercar like a Bugatti to get 1g of acceleration. So it's appropriate the camera records then.

I hate when a driver stops 2 car lengths back at a red light, and the entire time the light is red, they slowly creep up. Lots of people do that- maybe it lets their weak minds think they are making progress...

A ladder-laden beat up contractor truck wallowing along in the left lane.

People who start changing lanes 5 feet in front a car, then hit their blinker like it's okay

People who speed up to close the gap when a car wants to change lanes

Any flow fuck in the left lane going at or under the speed limit

Assholes who think the express lanes entrance are extra lanes, then see the signs at the last second and fuck up the beltway by escaping at the last second, or worse, backing up.

495 bucks for the cam and 30 per month for the service anyone can get a drivecam. You can save video at any time with a trigger but the thing automatically saves the video if you crash or slam on your brakes hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmVc_zACuQ0

A few seconds? Try 3 minutes each time it happens. Twice on the way to work and twice on the way home. That's 12 minutes a day. I drive to work to 200 days a year, that's an extra 40 hours per year I spend sitting needlessly at traffic lights.

"Your parents should have known" Wrote:
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> With the population almost 7 billion,a few cars
> and a few seconds are your concerns? Take metro
> and chill.

big brother Wrote:
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> Newton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd love to see a car pull 3 g's. It is usually
> > Rosalita in her shitbox, not a fleet vehicle.
> >
> > big brother Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > As more and more fleet owners put these
> stupid
> > > drivecams in their vehicles you will see more
> > and
> > > more of that type of driving. The drivecams
> > have
> > > accelerometers in them that respond to G
> > forces.
> > > If you pull more than 3 G's the drivecam
> > uploads
> > > video,audio and speed information to your
> boss.
> > > This forces the driver to leave a huge gap in
> > > front of him and to drive generally like he
> has
> > a
> > > load of eggs in the back of his vehicle.
> > >
> > >
> > > http://www.drivecam.com/
>
>
> G force works in both directions any car can pull
> 3 g's breaking and often do.

You implied that they're going to experience 3 g's on acceleration. That's moronic.

F-150 driver Wrote:
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> Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car
> ahead and then speed up to just barely make it
> through the light as it turns red. You, me, and 10
> fucking cars behind me could've made the green
> light if you had kept up with the pack. I hope you
> die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.


OH NOES!!!!! you know have to wait FORTY FIVE SECONDS!!!!!

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Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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>
> OH NOES!!!!! you know have to wait FORTY FIVE
> SECONDS!!!!!
>

Show me a traffic light in Northern Virginia that cycles through in FORTY FIVE SECONDS?

How about when the light turns green, and the idiot in front doesn't move because they're too busy looking down at their electronic toys and gadgets...so they get through the light but numerous people who would have don't make it and it just slows things down more........Quit playing with your stupid toys and watch the road, you morons!

F-150 driver Wrote:
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> A few seconds? Try 3 minutes each time it happens.
> Twice on the way to work and twice on the way
> home. That's 12 minutes a day. I drive to work to
> 200 days a year, that's an extra 40 hours per year
> I spend sitting needlessly at traffic lights.
>
> "Your parents should have known" Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With the population almost 7 billion,a few cars
> > and a few seconds are your concerns? Take metro
> > and chill.

Find a job closer to home. Or listen to audiobooks.
There are choices in life.

i still think the average prius driver would kick the hell out of the average F150 driver.

F-150 driver Wrote:
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> Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car
> ahead a:-)nd then speed up to just barely make it
> through the light as it turns red. You, me, and 10
> fucking cars behind me could've made the green
> light if you had kept up with the pack. I hope you
> die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.

I'm on record saying that most truck drivers around here are testosterone-deprived dimwits, but you sir are absolutely correct. It's amazing how many people leave large gaps when driving -- either for "safety" or flat-out cluelessness.

Think about a highway where every idiot leaves a 5+ car length gap. Highway capacity is reduced by 80+% right off the bat. Dummies. :-)

Kilton Wrote:
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> F-150 driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car
> > ahead a:-)nd then speed up to just barely make
> it
> > through the light as it turns red. You, me, and
> 10
> > fucking cars behind me could've made the green
> > light if you had kept up with the pack. I hope
> you
> > die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.
>
> I'm on record saying that most truck drivers
> around here are testosterone-deprived dimwits, but
> you sir are absolutely correct. It's amazing how
> many people leave large gaps when driving --
> either for "safety" or flat-out cluelessness.
>
> Think about a highway where every idiot leaves a
> 5+ car length gap. Highway capacity is reduced by
> 80+% right off the bat. Dummies. :-)

Safe distance is 4 car lengths that is if you are going the speed limit. Of course if you do leave a safe distance in the left lane every a-hole and their brother cut in front of you as they weave in and out of traffic. My favorite is going from Richmond to the beach - two lanes and every moron in the Commonwealth weaving. There if you leave even 1.5 car lengths people will cut in front of you so you pretty much have to travel at less than a car length or ~.5 sec or less reaction time. Good times...

Good times... Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > F-150 driver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car
> > > ahead a:-)nd then speed up to just barely
> make
> > it
> > > through the light as it turns red. You, me,
> and
> > 10
> > > fucking cars behind me could've made the
> green
> > > light if you had kept up with the pack. I
> hope
> > you
> > > die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.
> >
> > I'm on record saying that most truck drivers
> > around here are testosterone-deprived dimwits,
> but
> > you sir are absolutely correct. It's amazing
> how
> > many people leave large gaps when driving --
> > either for "safety" or flat-out cluelessness.
> >
> > Think about a highway where every idiot leaves
> a
> > 5+ car length gap. Highway capacity is reduced
> by
> > 80+% right off the bat. Dummies. :-)
>
> Safe distance is 4 car lengths that is if
> you are going the speed limit. Of course if you
> do leave a safe distance in the left lane every
> a-hole and their brother cut in front of you as
> they weave in and out of traffic. My favorite is
> going from Richmond to the beach - two lanes and
> every moron in the Commonwealth weaving. There if
> you leave even 1.5 car lengths people will cut in
> front of you so you pretty much have to travel at
> less than a car length or ~.5 sec or less reaction
> time. Good times...

If every moron has gone to the beach then stay home and have the neighborhood to yourself. Rats should not bitch about other Rats.

$495 for a dash cam? WTF! You can get a 1080i high definition dash cam off ebay for $79 that records for hours (based on the size of the SD chip you put in it). It breaks the files into 10 min chunks (or you can change the default), and it just records away like a security camera. If/when something happens, you can pull the chip and have a video file of what happened. If you don't touch it, it records back over the old files.

Almost every driver in Russia and other countries use them as proof in accidents because they have scammers over there that hit you on purpose to rip you off.

http://dashcamtalk.com/dash-cam-buying-guide/

Confession: I'm not really that angry of a person; and I don't drive an F-150 but that scenario does bug me -- especially when the slowpoke speeds up to make the light after showing zero sense of urgency prior to the light turning yellow. My commute is only 4 miles. It does make a difference when this happens two or three times on the way to/from work.

Kilton Wrote:
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> F-150 driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car
> > ahead a:-)nd then speed up to just barely make
> it
> > through the light as it turns red. You, me, and
> 10
> > fucking cars behind me could've made the green
> > light if you had kept up with the pack. I hope
> you
> > die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.
>
> I'm on record saying that most truck drivers
> around here are testosterone-deprived dimwits, but
> you sir are absolutely correct. It's amazing how
> many people leave large gaps when driving --
> either for "safety" or flat-out cluelessness.
>
> Think about a highway where every idiot leaves a
> 5+ car length gap. Highway capacity is reduced by
> 80+% right off the bat. Dummies. :-)


People who violate the 2 second rule (on either side) cause more accidents than those that adhere to it.

Good times... Wrote:
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> Safe distance is 4 car lengths that is if
> you are going the speed limit.

Drivers who meet the following criteria can do under 4 safely:

- Fast reaction times. Better than grandma would be a good start.
- Able to pay attention for more than 5 seconds at a time. Tough one for most.
- Above average intelligence -- so that you know, for example, to be looking ahead of the car in front of you (e.g., through their windshields) so that if something happens in front of that car, you won't have to wait for that driver to react before you know about it.

> My favorite is
> going from Richmond to the beach - two lanes and
> every moron in the Commonwealth weaving. There if
> you leave even 1.5 car lengths people will cut in
> front of you so you pretty much have to travel at
> less than a car length or ~.5 sec or less reaction
> time. Good times...

Sounds like you're a left lane blocker to me.

... I'm in the right hand turn lane and someone cuts in front of me forcing me to slam on the brakes to let them in. I look in the rear-view mirror and there isn't a car in sight behind me. I will never understand that one. Doesn't happen often but when it does I just have to wonder what they were thinking...

You people who think car gap reduces flow rate need to take math.

Flow rate is independent on spacing morons, only thing that matters is speed. Now if that person is not keeping up speed and is watching the person in front of them get further and further, then they are reducing the flow.

Jesus christ, not shocking you idiots on this forum can't understand this basic concept.

Derrrrrr 80% more volume could pass if everyone was up on everyones asses and there is no way that anything could go wrong.

Traffic in this area sucks because idiots like you tail others, and then something abnormal happens like a flat tire, something in the road, and all of a sudden because of your idiot theory you have caused a 8 car pile up and a 3-hour rush commute

Way to go. I hope all of you die :)

doesn't understand math Wrote:
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> Flow rate is independent on spacing morons, only
> thing that matters is speed.

False. Flow rate in terms of cars per unit of time is lower with a 5-car gap than with a 2-car cap at any given speed. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand this, so I will not elaborate further.

You really ought to brush up on your math skills, you big dope. :-)

Sorry kilto boy, he got you on that one.


"Now if that person is not keeping up speed and is watching the person in front of them get further and further, then they are reducing the flow."

Flow rate depends on BOTH inter-car gap and speed. Some of you need to think before posting!!!

- As soon as the light turns green, suddenly decide they want to turn right; but the right-turn lane is occupied, so they make everybody wait for them until they can turn.

- Decide they want to turn right along with the first guy, but are in the *far left left-turn lane* when they make this decision, and cut across three lanes of traffic just as the light turns green.

Both of which happened to me this afternoon.

People: Own your mistakes. If you find yourself in the wrong lane, take responsibility and keep going until you can correct yourself. Maybe you'll have to do a U-turn, maybe you'll have to take the next exit and loop back around. Do that; don't risk everybody else's life just because you feel the need to get where you're going *right now*.

SPACE + SPEED - X(LL HOGS) * H(hybrids) / S(Suvs) = Flow rate

@ Kilton: "cars per unit of time"

Unfortunately for you, real traffic flows are inherently stochastic.

Therefore, you are wrong.

Kilton Wrote:
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> Good times... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Safe distance is 4 car lengths that is
> if
> > you are going the speed limit.
>
> Drivers who meet the following criteria can do
> under 4 safely:
>
> - Fast reaction times. Better than grandma would
> be a good start.
> - Able to pay attention for more than 5 seconds at
> a time. Tough one for most.
> - Above average intelligence -- so that you know,
> for example, to be looking ahead of the car in
> front of you (e.g., through their windshields) so
> that if something happens in front of that car,
> you won't have to wait for that driver to react
> before you know about it.
>
> > My favorite is
> > going from Richmond to the beach - two lanes
> and
> > every moron in the Commonwealth weaving. There
> if
> > you leave even 1.5 car lengths people will cut
> in
> > front of you so you pretty much have to travel
> at
> > less than a car length or ~.5 sec or less
> reaction
> > time. Good times...
>
> Sounds like you're a left lane blocker to me.

Great thinkin there champ... LoLz...

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traffic flow theorist. Wrote:
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> @ Kilton: "cars per unit of time"
>
> Unfortunately for you, real traffic flows are
> inherently stochastic.

Nice try bozo, but I was simply responding to the other idiot's claim that car spacing has no effect on flow rate. No one said anything about traffic flow being deterministic.

Love the fancy word though. See if you can find me another one on Google. :-)

GordonBlvd Wrote:
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> Great thinkin there champ... LoLz...

I'm shocked that a woman wouldn't understand advanced driving fundamentals. Shocked. :-)

To many idiots in two many cars. Anything else is redundant.

The plane sumple truth is Wrote:
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> To many idiots in two many cars. Anything else is
> redundant.

You hit the nale write on the hed.

I hate idiots who sit back 3 car lengths from the car in front of them at a traffic light. Thus preventing me from getting into a right or left turn lane while they text or listen to loud music. That's very common and happens almost every day. Then I have to sit through another traffic light cycle.

Simple Fact Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > F-150 driver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car
> > > ahead a:-)nd then speed up to just barely
> make
> > it
> > > through the light as it turns red. You, me,
> and
> > 10
> > > fucking cars behind me could've made the
> green
> > > light if you had kept up with the pack. I
> hope
> > you
> > > die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.
> >
> > I'm on record saying that most truck drivers
> > around here are testosterone-deprived dimwits,
> but
> > you sir are absolutely correct. It's amazing
> how
> > many people leave large gaps when driving --
> > either for "safety" or flat-out cluelessness.
> >
> > Think about a highway where every idiot leaves
> a
> > 5+ car length gap. Highway capacity is reduced
> by
> > 80+% right off the bat. Dummies. :-)
>
>
> People who violate the 2 second rule (on either
> side) cause more accidents than those that adhere
> to it.

+1

All these idiots talking about car lengths should get off the road. A two second following distance behind the vehicle in front of you at any speed is the appropriate following distance. If you are at anything less, you are likely the reason for the pile ups around here. Do us all a favor and sell your car and get on the bus.

two seconds Wrote:
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> Simple Fact Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kilton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > F-150 driver Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Let a 15-car gap develop between them and
> car
> > > > ahead a:-)nd then speed up to just barely
> > make
> > > it
> > > > through the light as it turns red. You, me,
> > and
> > > 10
> > > > fucking cars behind me could've made the
> > green
> > > > light if you had kept up with the pack. I
> > hope
> > > you
> > > > die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.
> > >
> > > I'm on record saying that most truck drivers
> > > around here are testosterone-deprived
> dimwits,
> > but
> > > you sir are absolutely correct. It's amazing
> > how
> > > many people leave large gaps when driving --
> > > either for "safety" or flat-out cluelessness.
> > >
> > > Think about a highway where every idiot
> leaves
> > a
> > > 5+ car length gap. Highway capacity is
> reduced
> > by
> > > 80+% right off the bat. Dummies. :-)
> >
> >
> > People who violate the 2 second rule (on either
> > side) cause more accidents than those that
> adhere
> > to it.
>
> +1
>
> All these idiots talking about car lengths should
> get off the road. A two second following distance
> behind the vehicle in front of you at any speed is
> the appropriate following distance. If you are at
> anything less, you are likely the reason for the
> pile ups around here. Do us all a favor and sell
> your car and get on the bus.

And assholes like you who go 55 MPH in the left lane while there is a line of cars behind you should not be driving either. There is no reason to leave a two-second following distance in the left land, as it is for passing and you should not have to be behind some slow fuck.

You 2-seconders crack me up with your one-size-fits-all approach to life. I myself can react way faster than 2 seconds. Sorry that you can't.

Idiot Drivers Wrote:
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> two seconds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Simple Fact Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Kilton Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > F-150 driver Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Let a 15-car gap develop between them and
> > car
> > > > > ahead a:-)nd then speed up to just barely
> > > make
> > > > it
> > > > > through the light as it turns red. You,
> me,
> > > and
> > > > 10
> > > > > fucking cars behind me could've made the
> > > green
> > > > > light if you had kept up with the pack. I
> > > hope
> > > > you
> > > > > die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.
> > > >
> > > > I'm on record saying that most truck
> drivers
> > > > around here are testosterone-deprived
> > dimwits,
> > > but
> > > > you sir are absolutely correct. It's
> amazing
> > > how
> > > > many people leave large gaps when driving
> --
> > > > either for "safety" or flat-out
> cluelessness.
> > > >
> > > > Think about a highway where every idiot
> > leaves
> > > a
> > > > 5+ car length gap. Highway capacity is
> > reduced
> > > by
> > > > 80+% right off the bat. Dummies. :-)
> > >
> > >
> > > People who violate the 2 second rule (on
> either
> > > side) cause more accidents than those that
> > adhere
> > > to it.
> >
> > +1
> >
> > All these idiots talking about car lengths
> should
> > get off the road. A two second following
> distance
> > behind the vehicle in front of you at any speed
> is
> > the appropriate following distance. If you are
> at
> > anything less, you are likely the reason for
> the
> > pile ups around here. Do us all a favor and
> sell
> > your car and get on the bus.
>
> And assholes like you who go 55 MPH in the left
> lane while there is a line of cars behind you
> should not be driving either. There is no reason
> to leave a two-second following distance in the
> left land, as it is for passing and you should not
> have to be behind some slow fuck.

Spoken like the dipshit you are. Nice of you to assume I go 55 MPH in the left lane. Although, given your proclivity to demonstrate your own stupidity, it is no surprise that you would assume facts not in evidence.

If you are using a two second following distance behind the vehicle in front of you, vehicles behind you are not traveling slower than the vehicle in front of you. Is that too difficult or you to understand?

If someone doesn't move on a green light use your horn

Mine plays Dixie!

Green Light GO!!!

No, green light means wait for the guy next to you to start moving. Or, if you're at the head of a left turn lane, wait for the guy across from you to go. Seen this way too often, do people not believe the light is green and need someone else to prove it to them?

Speed Racer Wrote:
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> You 2-seconders crack me up with your
> one-size-fits-all approach to life. I myself can
> react way faster than 2 seconds. Sorry that you
> can't.

That's the best part of this whole debate. The geniuses advocating for longer following distances are -- without even realizing it -- admitting that their reaction times are slower than people like you and I. They keep a 2-second gap because it takes them 2 seconds to react. They therefore think that it takes everyone 2 seconds. It never occurs to them that there are people who can react faster.

There's not a question in my mind that these people need to be using a 2-second gap -- their brains just don't work as quickly as ours. But when they advocate the same for everyone else, it just gets comical. :-)

Kilton Wrote:
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> Speed Racer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You 2-seconders crack me up with your
> > one-size-fits-all approach to life. I myself
> can
> > react way faster than 2 seconds. Sorry that you
> > can't.
>
> That's the best part of this whole debate. The
> geniuses advocating for longer following distances
> are -- without even realizing it -- admitting that
> their reaction times are slower than people like
> you and I. They keep a 2-second gap because it
> takes them 2 seconds to react. They therefore
> think that it takes everyone 2 seconds. It never
> occurs to them that there are people who can react
> faster.
>
> There's not a question in my mind that these
> people need to be using a 2-second gap -- their
> brains just don't work as quickly as ours. But
> when they advocate the same for everyone else, it
> just gets comical. :-)


Perhaps your reaction time is quicker than the average driver. However, you don't seem intelligent enough to recognize that you share the road with numerous brain dead morons. Their reaction times and inattentiveness necessitate the rest of the responsible driving population be prepared for their antics. The fact that you don't recognize this is indicative of the fact you are probably one of the morons the rest of us need to watch out for. The only comical thing here is what a braggadocio you are when it comes to your driving skills. People like that are usually the type that brag about phalus size as well. The good thing for the rest of us is that we know you are all full of shit.

So are you overcompensating with your F150 because you are fat, have a teenie weenie, or are a loser...or more likely all three?

By the way you sound like a road rager. You don't happen to have a whitish grey F150 with front end damage do you?


F-150 driver Wrote:
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> Let a 15-car gap develop between them and car
> ahead and then speed up to just barely make it
> through the light as it turns red. You, me, and 10
> fucking cars behind me could've made the green
> light if you had kept up with the pack. I hope you
> die in your sleep tonight. Fucktard.

+1 Nothing compared to NYC or London's systems or even Chicago's, but yeah totally worth it.

Anyway, they sound like a road rager. They probably will be taking metro soon enough when they lose their license.


"Your parents should have known" Wrote:
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> With the population almost 7 billion,a few cars
> and a few seconds are your concerns? Take metro
> and chill.

Hmm, Maybe if you don't like lights you should just move to redneckville. Your ugly gas guzzler would fit in well there.


F-150 Driver Wrote:
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> Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > OH NOES!!!!! you know have to wait FORTY FIVE
> > SECONDS!!!!!
> >
>
> Show me a traffic light in Northern Virginia that
> cycles through in FORTY FIVE SECONDS?

katiesmith Wrote:
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> Hmm, Maybe if you don't like lights you should
> just move to redneckville. Your ugly gas guzzler
> would fit in well there.
>
>
> F-150 Driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > OH NOES!!!!! you know have to wait FORTY
> FIVE
> > > SECONDS!!!!!
> > >
> >
> > Show me a traffic light in Northern Virginia
> that
> > cycles through in FORTY FIVE SECONDS?


They already said that they don't really drive an F-150 you dumb bitch.

You'll have to find something else to get that dried up cunt of yours wet whining about.

Then why call themselves F-150 driver?

PS. If you have the time to read through the 50 something posts in this thread to find one to attempt to insult me with clearly you need to get a life.

mwKUL Wrote:
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> katiesmith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hmm, Maybe if you don't like lights you should
> > just move to redneckville. Your ugly gas
> guzzler
> > would fit in well there.
> >
> >
> > F-150 Driver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > > OH NOES!!!!! you know have to wait FORTY
> > FIVE
> > > > SECONDS!!!!!
> > > >
> > >
> > > Show me a traffic light in Northern Virginia
> > that
> > > cycles through in FORTY FIVE SECONDS?
>
>
> They already said that they don't really drive an
> F-150 you dumb bitch.
>
> You'll have to find something else to get that
> dried up cunt of yours wet whining about.

Welcome Katie. What took you so long? Let's see... you got out three words before mentioning overcompensation; ten words before calling me fat; and thirteen words before calling my weenie tennie.

You're so fucking predictable, it's almost unbelievable. Whore.

I agree with the OP.

I summarize these rants as "People drive like they don't give a shit about anybody else on the road." - and they constantly fuck it up for everybody else.

Four-way stops bother me a lot here. Mix the aggressive with those who don't pay attention. It would work better for everybody if we all paid attention.

F-150 driver Wrote:
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> Welcome Katie. What took you so long? Let's see...
> you got out three words before mentioning
> overcompensation; ten words before calling me fat;
> and thirteen words before calling my weenie
> tennie.
>
> You're so fucking predictable, it's almost
> unbelievable. Whore.


That's her call for anybody that drives a truck. She got me at least once before I stopped paying attention. Here's the kicker - it is my wife's truck.

Something very bad must have happened to her at the hands of someone that drove a truck = All people that drive trucks are bad.

Ahhh... little kilto is butt hurt LoLz...

pic unrelated





Kilton Wrote:
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> traffic flow theorist. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > @ Kilton: "cars per unit of time"
> >
> > Unfortunately for you, real traffic flows are
> > inherently stochastic.
>
> Nice try bozo, but I was simply responding to the
> other idiot's claim that car spacing has no effect
> on flow rate. No one said anything about traffic
> flow being deterministic.
>
> Love the fancy word though. See if you can find me
> another one on Google. :-)
>
> GordonBlvd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Great thinkin there champ... LoLz...
>
> I'm shocked that a woman wouldn't understand
> advanced driving fundamentals. Shocked. :-)

Okay so that would make your wife an ugly fatty and you a chubby chaser.


wnrsm Wrote:
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> F-150 driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Welcome Katie. What took you so long? Let's
> see...
> > you got out three words before mentioning
> > overcompensation; ten words before calling me
> fat;
> > and thirteen words before calling my weenie
> > tennie.
> >
> > You're so fucking predictable, it's almost
> > unbelievable. Whore.
>
>
> That's her call for anybody that drives a truck.
> She got me at least once before I stopped paying
> attention. Here's the kicker - it is my wife's
> truck.
>
> Something very bad must have happened to her at
> the hands of someone that drove a truck = All
> people that drive trucks are bad.

two seconds Wrote:
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> Perhaps your reaction time is quicker than the
> average driver. However, you don't seem
> intelligent enough to recognize that you share the
> road with numerous brain dead morons. Their
> reaction times and inattentiveness necessitate the
> rest of the responsible driving population be
> prepared for their antics.

Meaningless. As long as I can react to the driver in front of me, the attentiveness (or lack thereof) of that driver or anyone in front of them is irrelevant.

I think I see what your problem is: a person actually has to think this stuff through a bit to get it. The thinking part is your problem. :-)

Kilton Wrote:
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> two seconds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Perhaps your reaction time is quicker than the
> > average driver. However, you don't seem
> > intelligent enough to recognize that you share
> the
> > road with numerous brain dead morons. Their
> > reaction times and inattentiveness necessitate
> the
> > rest of the responsible driving population be
> > prepared for their antics.
>
> Meaningless. As long as I can react to the driver
> in front of me, the attentiveness (or lack
> thereof) of that driver or anyone in front of them
> is irrelevant.

Again, your immaturity and lack of reasoning when it comes to driving is on display here. Further proof that you are part of the problem when it comes to traffic situations. If everyone obeyed the two second rule, it would ensure a constant flow of traffic and a constant arrival rate. Gordon Blvd. diagnosed you correctly. It probably has to do with your insecurity about what you have in your pants.

two seconds Wrote:
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> If everyone obeyed the two second rule, it would ensure
> a constant flow of traffic and a constant arrival rate.

Total baloney that you can't provide any evidence to support. "But if only everyone drove like me, traffic would flow so much better!!!" So cute!

Every once in a while I'll see someone driving like an old lady and will say to myself "That has to be a woman". Then I'll pass them and see that it's actually a guy. You're one of those woman-like male drivers. :-)

two seconds Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > two seconds Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Perhaps your reaction time is quicker than
> the
> > > average driver. However, you don't seem
> > > intelligent enough to recognize that you
> share
> > the
> > > road with numerous brain dead morons. Their
> > > reaction times and inattentiveness
> necessitate
> > the
> > > rest of the responsible driving population be
> > > prepared for their antics.
> >
> > Meaningless. As long as I can react to the
> driver
> > in front of me, the attentiveness (or lack
> > thereof) of that driver or anyone in front of
> them
> > is irrelevant.
>
> Again, your immaturity and lack of reasoning when
> it comes to driving is on display here. Further
> proof that you are part of the problem when it
> comes to traffic situations. If everyone obeyed
> the two second rule, it would ensure a constant
> flow of traffic and a constant arrival rate.
> Gordon Blvd. diagnosed you correctly. It probably
> has to do with your insecurity about what you have
> in your pants.

Obsessed much with what other posters have in their pants?

If you miss your turn or exit it is not my fault so don't go slamming on the brakes and trying to dart across three lanes of traffic to make the exit. I know it sucks to miss it but you fucked up so go to the next exit or intersection and fix your issue. Maybe if you weren't paying so much fucking attention to your damn phone you wouldn't have made the mistake in the first place.

If you can't drive the posted speed limit in the rain please stay home. It's not snow, it's not ice, it's not mud, it is wet pavement and you do not need to drive 15mph under the speed limit because it is raining.

Kilton Wrote:
> Total baloney that you can't provide any evidence
> to support.

Idiots like you don't pay any attention to evidence or facts. Were I to provide a link (of which there are many) supporting my statement, it isn't like you would change your moronic thinking.

> "But if only everyone drove like me,
> traffic would flow so much better!!!" So cute!

No, I am intelligent enough to understand that I share the road with morons like you.

> Every once in a while I'll see someone driving
> like an old lady and will say to myself "That has
> to be a woman". Then I'll pass them and see that
> it's actually a guy.

And for that brief moment you forget that you are compensating for something.

Okay so that would make your wife an ugly fatty and you a chubby chaser
Really Katie, after reading your vapid posts, I found that you kinda came off as mor the "cubb". Who comes onto sited like this this and comes up with childish insults, (which so far have neglected to even attempt to impress me). Furthermore I felt that your statement about not being offended by ANYTHING led me to the conclusion that you are insulted often by those around you; boyfriend, father, johns, or coworkers, in the end remember your pathetic responses that were redundent to the fifth degree should be kept in your vapid little mind instead of my eyes being forced to read about your pointless life and it's equally pointless responses about what other people drive

two seconds Wrote:
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> Idiots like you don't pay any attention to
> evidence or facts. Were I to provide a link (of
> which there are many) supporting my statement, it
> isn't like you would change your moronic
> thinking.

Translation: "You're right, Kilton. I have no evidence to support my nonsensical statement that universal adoption of magical 2-second gaps would 'ensure' a constant flow of traffic. I didn't think before I typed it. Thinking is a real problem for me as you've noted. :-("

Kilton Wrote:
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> two seconds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Idiots like you don't pay any attention to
> > evidence or facts. Were I to provide a link
> (of
> > which there are many) supporting my statement,
> it
> > isn't like you would change your moronic
> > thinking.
>
> Translation: "You're right, Kilton. I have no
> evidence to support my nonsensical statement that
> universal adoption of magical 2-second gaps would
> 'ensure' a constant flow of traffic. I didn't
> think before I typed it. Thinking is a real
> problem for me as you've noted. :-("


Not so much. Looks like ability to google is about as good as your ability to drive like a normal person.

How about this one.....

You are on a roadway that has a turning lane several hundred yards ahead.

The turning lane is striped and marked, but there is a usable shoulder or stretch of pavement BEFORE the marked lane begins. You are not supposed to drive on it.

An asshole driver BEHIND you merges onto this illegal shoulder (usually at a good rate of speed) in anticipation of being the first dicksplash in the turning lane.

YOU- not expecting anyone to be in that lane, as you are merging into it where it is properly marked- are almost rear ended by this early bird prick who is going too fast in a non-lane he shouldn't be in in the first place. Or you have to "wait your turn" for this asshole gun jumper.

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Kilton is mad. Guys, give him a break, we don't want little Kilton to go on a rampage over this thread.

FYI I don't have a boyfriend, I have a husband. And we enjoy making fun of idiots like you together.



just sick of that idiot Katie Wrote:
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> Okay so that would make your wife an ugly fatty
> and you a chubby chaser
> Really Katie, after reading your vapid posts, I
> found that you kinda came off as mor the "cubb".
> Who comes onto sited like this this and comes up
> with childish insults, (which so far have
> neglected to even attempt to impress me).
> Furthermore I felt that your statement about not
> being offended by ANYTHING led me to the
> conclusion that you are insulted often by those
> around you; boyfriend, father, johns, or
> coworkers, in the end remember your pathetic
> responses that were redundent to the fifth degree
> should be kept in your vapid little mind instead
> of my eyes being forced to read about your
> pointless life and it's equally pointless
> responses about what other people drive

Actually you seen like the one who is about to go on a rampage, not Kilton. I'm picturing Kilton sitting at a computer screen laughing at you.


this thread = kiltons boiling po Wrote:
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> Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Kilton is mad. Guys,
> give him a break, we don't want little Kilton to
> go on a rampage over this thread.

Do you feel the need to call me a whore because women make your angry because they laugh at you for being a fatty and then on the rare occasion one is very drunk and is willing to date you they run when they see your teenie weenie?


F-150 driver Wrote:
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> Welcome Katie. What took you so long? Let's see...
> you got out three words before mentioning
> overcompensation; ten words before calling me fat;
> and thirteen words before calling my weenie
> tennie.
>
> You're so fucking predictable, it's almost
> unbelievable. Whore.

PS, Kilton you know we've made it big time when our brilliance is pissing them off so much they are putting us in the subject line! I guess is must be frustrating for them when there are about 10 of them sharing one brain cell.



this thread = kiltons boiling po Wrote:
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> Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Kilton is mad. Guys,
> give him a break, we don't want little Kilton to
> go on a rampage over this thread.

katiesmith Wrote:
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> PS, Kilton you know we've made it big time when
> our brilliance is pissing them off so much they
> are putting us in the subject line! I guess is
> must be frustrating for them when there are about
> 10 of them sharing one brain cell.
>
>

Oh yeah, you're big time now katie. lmao

The funny part is that you don't even realize that you've become a joke.

NOVA driver Wrote:
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>
> I hate when a driver stops 2 car lengths back at a
> red light, and the entire time the light is red,
> they slowly creep up. Lots of people do that-
> maybe it lets their weak minds think they are
> making progress...
>
> A ladder-laden beat up contractor truck wallowing
> along in the left lane.
>
> People who start changing lanes 5 feet in front a
> car, then hit their blinker like it's okay
>
> People who speed up to close the gap when a car
> wants to change lanes
>
> Any flow fuck in the left lane going at or under
> the speed limit
>
> Assholes who think the express lanes entrance are
> extra lanes, then see the signs at the last second
> and fuck up the beltway by escaping at the last
> second, or worse, backing up.

^^ All good and way too common, plus the electric gadget comment. Saw an idiot in a Prius sitting all by himself well after the light turned green. He was checking email or playing Words with Friends on his Smart (Dummy) Phone.

And Prius drivers hypermiling, now that is beyond stupid and probably the main cause of NOVA traffic congestion:

- Drive as if you don't have brakes.
- Be gentle with the accelerator.
- Avoid idling.
- Go slower up hills, and faster downhill
- In a hybrid, Pulse and Glide
http://www.wikihow.com/Hypermile

When first proposing new and brilliant ideas most brilliant people have been mocked by the stupid masses.
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> katiesmith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > PS, Kilton you know we've made it big time when
> > our brilliance is pissing them off so much they
> > are putting us in the subject line! I guess
> is
> > must be frustrating for them when there are
> about
> > 10 of them sharing one brain cell.
> >
> >
>
> Oh yeah, you're big time now katie. lmao
>
> The funny part is that you don't even realize that
> you've become a joke.

Quote

And Prius drivers hypermiling, now that is beyond stupid and probably the main cause of NOVA traffic congestion:

you guys want to tack on a $100 hybrid tax? i'm going to recapture it in gas savings. 70mpg is sweet.

LOL SUV drivers are not only fat they can't do math either...it's why they are debt slaves.

Speaking of taxes how about we raise the gas tax? And do what they do in London-charge oversized gas guzzlers a mini fortune to enter the city.


whatever dude Wrote:
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>

Quote

And Prius drivers hypermiling, now that is
> beyond stupid and probably the main cause of NOVA
> traffic congestion:

>
> you guys want to tack on a $100 hybrid tax? i'm
> going to recapture it in gas savings. 70mpg is
> sweet.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/11/2013 03:51PM by katiesmith.

katiesmith Wrote:
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> LOL SUV drivers are not only fat they can't do
> math either...it's why they are debt slaves.
>
> Speaking of taxes how about we raise the gas tax?
> And do what they do in London-charge oversized gas
> guzzlers a mini fortune to enter the city.
>
>
> whatever dude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >

Quote

And Prius drivers hypermiling, now that
> is
> > beyond stupid and probably the main cause of
> NOVA
> > traffic congestion:

> >
> > you guys want to tack on a $100 hybrid tax?
> i'm
> > going to recapture it in gas savings. 70mpg is
> > sweet.


Why don't you move to London if you like their sky-high petrol taxes and automotive taxes?

In America, we try to keep taxes low so more citizens can have disposable income.

It seems like I am often getting behind drivers who are constantly hitting or riding their brakes when there is nothing in front of them. I've seen people drive up hills, accelerate, and otherwise go for miles with their brake lights on most of the time. I can only assume that they're braking with their left foot, which means they're morons.

London also has an amazing public transportation system and is a clean and very safe city. The taxes are definitely worth it. They also know the concept of walking and very few there drive around in ugly tanks. We should make the DC area more like London.


Alexander Smith Wrote:
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> katiesmith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL SUV drivers are not only fat they can't do
> > math either...it's why they are debt slaves.
> >
> > Speaking of taxes how about we raise the gas
> tax?
> > And do what they do in London-charge oversized
> gas
> > guzzlers a mini fortune to enter the city.
> >
> >
> > whatever dude Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >

Quote

And Prius drivers hypermiling, now
> that
> > is
> > > beyond stupid and probably the main cause of
> > NOVA
> > > traffic congestion:

> > >
> > > you guys want to tack on a $100 hybrid tax?
> > i'm
> > > going to recapture it in gas savings. 70mpg
> is
> > > sweet.
>
>
> Why don't you move to London if you like their
> sky-high petrol taxes and automotive taxes?
>
> In America, we try to keep taxes low so more
> citizens can have disposable income.

katiesmith Wrote:
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> PS, Kilton you know we've made it big time when
> our brilliance is pissing them off so much they
> are putting us in the subject line! I guess is
> must be frustrating for them when there are about
> 10 of them sharing one brain cell.

Don't forget the <10 minute response times. Always a sign that you're hitting a nerve!

I mean, sitting on FFU throughout your entire work shift is pathetic enough in of itself. But the rapid-fire responses show how serious the rage really is. :-)

Dane Bramage! Wrote:
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> And Prius drivers hypermiling, now that is beyond
> stupid and probably the main cause of NOVA traffic
> congestion:

Stupid indeed, perhaps only surpassed by thinking that hypermiling is the main cause of congestion around here. Why, you're even dumber than hypermilers. :-)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/11/2013 04:20PM by Kilton.

Nice one, now I can't get laid either. That is a tad better than just calling me a fatty with a teenie weenie over and over and over. But not really.

You're still a whore.


katiesmith Wrote:
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> Do you feel the need to call me a whore because
> women make your angry because they laugh at you
> for being a fatty and then on the rare occasion
> one is very drunk and is willing to date you they
> run when they see your teenie weenie?
>
>
> F-150 driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Welcome Katie. What took you so long? Let's
> see...
> > you got out three words before mentioning
> > overcompensation; ten words before calling me
> fat;
> > and thirteen words before calling my weenie
> > tennie.
> >
> > You're so fucking predictable, it's almost
> > unbelievable. Whore.

Not to mention when we write 5 words and they write 5 paragraphs! LOL


> Kilton wrote:
> Don't forget the <10 minute response times. Always
> a sign that you're hitting a nerve!
>
> I mean, sitting on FFU throughout your entire work
> shift is pathetic enough in of itself. But the
> rapid-fire responses show how serious the rage
> really is. :-)
>
>

Automobiles were invented for transportation. Americans use them for for self indulgence and compensation. Using pieces of plastic and steel to extend ones self importance shows lack of inner confidence.

That sounds incredibly impressive but it's a load shit.

Houses are for shelter.
Food is for nourishment.
Sex is for procreation.
Church is for worshipping God.

I could go on. Many things that are a part of our everyday lives, including our automobiles, serve more than their original intended purpose and become extensions of ourselves.




I hate drivers. Period Wrote:
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> Automobiles were invented for transportation.
> Americans use them for for self indulgence and
> compensation. Using pieces of plastic and steel to
> extend ones self importance shows lack of inner
> confidence.

Must have struck a nerve?


Shut up Wrote:
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> That sounds incredibly impressive but it's a load
> shit.
>
> Houses are for shelter.
> Food is for nourishment.
> Sex is for procreation.
> Church is for worshipping God.
>
> I could go on. Many things that are a part of our
> everyday lives, including our automobiles, serve
> more than their original intended purpose and
> become extensions of ourselves.
>
>
>
>
> I hate drivers. Period Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Automobiles were invented for transportation.
> > Americans use them for for self indulgence and
> > compensation. Using pieces of plastic and steel
> to
> > extend ones self importance shows lack of inner
> > confidence.

katiesmith Wrote:
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> FYI I don't have a boyfriend, I have a husband.
> And we enjoy making fun of idiots like you
> together.
>

I usually don't feel better about myself at the expense of others, but I just learned that there is one man worse off than every soul I have ever met.