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Cicada stories
Posted by:
Sickaduh
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Date: May 16, 2013 04:12AM
Share your funny, gross, crazy cicada stories from the last batch!
I was a sophomore in high school when they came. I remember in gym class we wouldn't be able to go outside and run because they were literally everywhere and would get caught in people's hair who had long hair. Our teacher had one caught in her hair and freaked out! Guys would catch them and put them on girls or eat them for money, lol! Pretty gross stuff!
Another time, a few friends and I were walking home and this huge dog everyone's afraid of got loose, so we sprinted down this path and my backpack wasn't closed all the way and all of my books fell out on to all the dead cicada bodies, LOL! :(
I was a sophomore in high school when they came. I remember in gym class we wouldn't be able to go outside and run because they were literally everywhere and would get caught in people's hair who had long hair. Our teacher had one caught in her hair and freaked out! Guys would catch them and put them on girls or eat them for money, lol! Pretty gross stuff!
Another time, a few friends and I were walking home and this huge dog everyone's afraid of got loose, so we sprinted down this path and my backpack wasn't closed all the way and all of my books fell out on to all the dead cicada bodies, LOL! :(
Re: Cicada stories
Posted by:
Gross
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Date: May 16, 2013 08:40AM
These things are gross.
Re: Cicada stories
Posted by:
William Smith
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Date: May 16, 2013 09:09AM
I got one for you. My mom was always a real bug-o-phobe. She'd scream and run around the room if she saw so much as a spider and yell, "Kill it! Kill it! Someone kill it!" So anyway during the last big emergence of cicadas, she was having a big picnic in our backyard with a bunch of friends and relatives. And all of a sudden out of nowhwere, this swarm of cicadas showed up. They were landing in the food, falling on the grill and burning up, and buzzing around scaring guests, and the last straw was when plopped right into the glass of lemonade my mom was drinking, and she got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.
Re: Cicada stories
Posted by:
Jada P Smith
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Date: May 17, 2013 11:45PM
Sorry Will. That was one of the worst stories ever.
Why didn't you tell the story about the one time the cicada bit you and turned you into a superhero named Hancock?
Why didn't you tell the story about the one time the cicada bit you and turned you into a superhero named Hancock?
Re: Cicada stories
Posted by:
Wellllll
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Date: May 18, 2013 04:02AM
A rabbi, a priest, and a cicada walk into a gay bar...
Re: Cicada stories
Posted by:
Watch out here I come
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Date: May 18, 2013 09:53PM
Not sure if your trolling or not, but that was either Brood II, 17 years ago or Brood X, not that many years ago. Yes they fly, and land on anything they are Blind. But I hear this ones looking for ya ;)
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Re: Cicada stories
Posted by:
Harumph
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Date: May 18, 2013 10:04PM
William Smith Wrote:
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> I got one for you. My mom was always a real
> bug-o-phobe. She'd scream and run around the room
> if she saw so much as a spider and yell, "Kill it!
> Kill it! Someone kill it!" So anyway during the
> last big emergence of cicadas, she was having a
> big picnic in our backyard with a bunch of friends
> and relatives. And all of a sudden out of
> nowhwere, this swarm of cicadas showed up. They
> were landing in the food, falling on the grill and
> burning up, and buzzing around scaring guests, and
> the last straw was when plopped right into the
> glass of lemonade my mom was drinking, and she got
> scared and said "You're moving with your auntie
> and uncle in Bel-air." I whistled for a cab and
> when it came near the license plate said "fresh"
> and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could
> say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah,
> forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a
> house about seven or eight and I yelled to the
> cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my
> kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as
> the prince of Bel-air.
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> I got one for you. My mom was always a real
> bug-o-phobe. She'd scream and run around the room
> if she saw so much as a spider and yell, "Kill it!
> Kill it! Someone kill it!" So anyway during the
> last big emergence of cicadas, she was having a
> big picnic in our backyard with a bunch of friends
> and relatives. And all of a sudden out of
> nowhwere, this swarm of cicadas showed up. They
> were landing in the food, falling on the grill and
> burning up, and buzzing around scaring guests, and
> the last straw was when plopped right into the
> glass of lemonade my mom was drinking, and she got
> scared and said "You're moving with your auntie
> and uncle in Bel-air." I whistled for a cab and
> when it came near the license plate said "fresh"
> and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could
> say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah,
> forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a
> house about seven or eight and I yelled to the
> cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my
> kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as
> the prince of Bel-air.