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Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Neighborhood Watch ()
Date: May 10, 2013 09:39AM

Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Cedar Cove resident says man touched her when she let him in to use restroom
http://reston.patch.com/articles/police-woman-assaulted-by-meat-salesman

A Reston woman says a salesman assaulted her in her home earlier this week.

The victim, 47, told Fairfax County Police a man selling meat products came to her door in the 2200 block of Cedar Cove Court on Wednesday.

The man asked to use the restroom, police said. Once inside the home, he allegedly touched the victim against her will. He then left the home. The victim was not injured.

The suspect was described as white, 20 to 30 years old, approximately 6 feet tall and between 160 and 190 pounds. He had brown hair.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: F&F ()
Date: May 10, 2013 09:54AM

And she let him in the house?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 10, 2013 09:55AM

Did she buy his meat?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Diane Blust ()
Date: May 10, 2013 09:58AM

We had a meat salesman in our neighborhood a few years ago - he became verbally abusive when I told him I didn't buy meat. It struck me as very odd that someone would try to sell meat door to door...

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Bearded Oyster ()
Date: May 10, 2013 10:05AM

Was she a vegetarian or a Vagetarian?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Milkman ()
Date: May 10, 2013 11:29AM

Who buys meat from a door to door salesman? She must have been caught off guard and was just being nice, but that is risky, especially for a lady home alone. Something worse could happen, and no one would know for several hours or longer.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: not buying from a truck ()
Date: May 10, 2013 01:38PM

Diane Blust Wrote:
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> We had a meat salesman in our neighborhood a few
> years ago - he became verbally abusive when I told
> him I didn't buy meat. It struck me as very odd
> that someone would try to sell meat door to
> door...


Same thing happened to me about a year ago in Fairfax. Two guys selling meat from a truck. I was unloading groceries from my car in the driveway, so no way to avoid them. They got really verbally abusive when I declined. There was another guy selling meat from a truck just a few weeks ago here again (this time I was taking out the trash)- I declined by he didn't get hostile. What is up with guys selling meat from trucks - who buys that?!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Butterman ()
Date: May 10, 2013 02:24PM

As crazy as it sounds, Capital Meats is actually pretty good (seafood is awful but their steaks are good)...

It's a shame that such a horrible person took advantage of such an incredibly trusting person.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Butterman ()
Date: May 10, 2013 02:52PM

Diane's right, though... Even the guys at Capital Meats can sometimes make sleazy used car salesman look like church deacons... But I have the advantage of people understanding that I mean it when I say "no," (must be the Marine in me) so I was never that concerned with letting him into my house...

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Derp of a Salesman ()
Date: May 10, 2013 02:59PM

You can't beat our prices but you can beat our meat.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Touched Her? ()
Date: May 10, 2013 03:06PM

Touched her?

I'm envisioning some 400lber with one skanky ass house. The lady was probably probably blocking the hallway and this poor guy had to squeeze around her.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Enrico Palazzo ()
Date: May 10, 2013 03:11PM

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Meatman ()
Date: May 10, 2013 03:12PM

Touched Her? Wrote:
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> Touched her?
>
> I'm envisioning some 400lber with one skanky ass
> house. The lady was probably probably blocking
> the hallway and this poor guy had to squeeze
> around her.

That’s exactly what happened.
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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: carrie ()
Date: May 11, 2013 01:43AM

Oh No You Did NOT! i couldn't help laughing - but it really isnT funny at all. the cleveland girls got in that man's car for a ride, this woman was probably afraid NOT to be nice. EveryOne on the planet should read Gift Of Fear by Gavin DeBecker...he talks the whole victim/crime thing through and we can educate ourselves...and trust our gut instincts. the guy coulda gone to buy gas and use the restroom - or to the nearest convenience store. obviously.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Jill ()
Date: May 11, 2013 07:06AM

I've always wondered who buys that.

These guys have come to my house maybe 5 or 6 times in the 16 years I've lived in Reston. They're usually very polite and smiling, but the situation is weird. A couple of times they gave me a line about how they had extra meat and had to get rid of it. But I've never had any trouble getting them to go away -- the whole encounter is over in seconds.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/11/2013 07:08AM by Jill.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: DCRTV Dave Hughes ()
Date: May 11, 2013 07:29AM

You people a crazy....I never turn meat away when they come to my Reston condo door...or as I like to call it "DCRTV World Headquarters". Especially when it's attached to a fine looking gentleman.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: FYPD ()
Date: May 11, 2013 09:00AM

Late Friday, Fairface County police released a sketch of the offender.



If anyone sees aperson matching the above description, they are urged to call Fairfax Crime Solvers.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: It took this long? ()
Date: May 11, 2013 07:37PM

She clearly didn't want his meat.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: May 11, 2013 08:01PM

I'm all for gainful employment, but on the pecking order, door to door meat salesman register slightly above cockroaches. There's a reason they sell meat of questionable quality, because they can't cut it anywhere else.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 11, 2013 11:08PM

Milkman Wrote:
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> Who buys meat from a door to door salesman?




Exactly. Does that stuff get inspected?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: carrie ()
Date: May 14, 2013 06:54AM

i saw this truck, a man (not this man, another man who was black) came to the door, we said no. then the truck sat running, at the dead-end of the street for approximately 20 minutes...and then very slowly drove out of Cedar Cove Court. no one should ever feel they have to let a stranger into their house unless they obviously have been victimized...and clearly appear to be the victim (not the perpetrator!)

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 14, 2013 06:57AM

If Cary would fix the Youtube embedding, I would have treated us all to some 70's porn wacka wacka music.

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***Your feelings have NO LEGAL STANDING***

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: beth ()
Date: May 14, 2013 07:00AM

Think it's these folks? Using google and chrome, I couldn't get to the website.

Even without the reported assault or becoming verbally abusive, as someone else posted, lying about "surplus" meat he has to get rid of quickly so can give a good deal?

I wonder if the company owners know that's what their salesman in this area is doing, and whether they know about the assault report.

This is what I came up with. If it's wrong, I'll delete it.

Contact Us - USDA Choice Steaks | USDA Choice Beef | USDA ...
www.capitalmeats.com/contactus.cfm
Capital Meats, Inc. 3908 Valley Pike Winchester, VA 22602. Tel: 540-869-1913. Baltimore, MD Office: Capital Meats, Inc. 8912-A Yellow Brick Road Baltimore ...

And here's a review that's about the same company:
http://www.yelp.com/biz/capital-meats-fredericksburg

If the reviewer is correct and they don't have the correct license, if anyone spots the truck, maybe call the police (not 911 emergency). If they're hassled enough they may leave.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: JoAnn Carlysle ()
Date: May 14, 2013 07:13AM

Captial Meats also came to our door this week. Claiming surplus of meat and was going door to door. He left immediately after my husband told him we weren't interested. The Cedar Cove neighborhood is a great place to live, but you can't trust a guy driving thru in a truck who claims he needs a rest room. Not a safe move.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Two-Hands ()
Date: May 14, 2013 07:20AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Milkman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who buys meat from a door to door salesman?
>
>
>
>
> Exactly. Does that stuff get inspected?

It requires a woman's touch, with two hands and a tight grip.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: carrie ()
Date: May 14, 2013 08:28AM

you guys are surer about not worrying about not being nice. on yelp, people have complained about Capital Meats...but no one who wants to come into a house or apartment should be trusted door to door

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: whosit ()
Date: May 14, 2013 08:45AM

meaty beaty big and bouncy!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Meat Man ()
Date: May 14, 2013 11:13AM

The price of the salami was too high.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Freddy ()
Date: May 14, 2013 03:09PM

How sweet….FRESH MEAT!
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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Be Careful Out There ()
Date: May 14, 2013 03:14PM

One of these guys just came to my door. I looked out, saw the truck, and waved him off. He seemed polite and did not pursue it.

Women - do not worry about being 'polite'. Do not open your door to strangers!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: virginia native ()
Date: May 14, 2013 03:16PM

A lot of times those "I have surplus meat" "No one's home for delivery so do you want to buy this?" people are the same ones asking to seal your driveway or "fix your roof". They are gypsies. That's how they make their money, by selling subpar items and running off with your money.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: hypocrites ()
Date: May 14, 2013 03:23PM

I like how when it's a Hispanic or black male assailant, there is a huge uproar and moral outrage on here; however, when the assailant is white, it's comedy central time up in here!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: pwtxk ()
Date: May 14, 2013 03:25PM

hypocrites Wrote:
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> I like how when it's a Hispanic or black male
> assailant, there is a huge uproar and moral
> outrage on here; however, when the assailant is
> white, it's comedy central time up in here!


FUCKING CAUCASIANS RAPE AGAIN!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Ivy Bigbee ()
Date: May 14, 2013 04:43PM

So Not Worth the risk. also, who knows if meat sold door to door has been kept refrigerated or frozen properly...and no one - no woman alone certainly - should let anyone in the door in this day and age. if someone needs to go to the bathroom, they should go buy gas at a station or go to a convenience store and buy something.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Fatty McPatty ()
Date: May 14, 2013 04:53PM

That man touched me! Men are always trying to grope me!
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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: jimmy ()
Date: May 15, 2013 06:35AM

The old "meat Truck" scam is back in town. The van has been around this area this week. The van has pictures of steaks and meat products on the sides with the name Capital Meats. If you think paying $30.00 or more per pound for average quality steaks is a good deal...go for it. This is a high pressure scam. I suggest doing a Google search on "Capital Meats" and read the long list of complaints.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Beware of 'Meat Salesman' ()
Date: May 15, 2013 06:40AM

carrie Wrote:
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> i saw this truck, a man (not this man, another man
> who was black) came to the door, we said no. then
> the truck sat running, at the dead-end of the
> street for approximately 20 minutes...and then
> very slowly drove out of Cedar Cove Court. no one
> should ever feel they have to let a stranger into
> their house unless they obviously have been
> victimized...and clearly appear to be the victim
> (not the perpetrator!)

There was another meat salesman arrested in Fairfax County in 2010. http://seanramblings.blogspot.com/2010/10/meat-salesman-arrested.html

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Meat Lover ()
Date: May 15, 2013 03:51PM

One of my neighbors got swindled by a roving Meat Man. She is not elderly, either just kind of a sweet, naive person who wanted to help someone down on his luck. Anyway, she initially said no, then the two guys launched into this sob story about how rough their lives are and how if they do not sell their inventory, they'd lose their jobs, etc. yes, she fell for it and realized her mistake a few hours later. This was a few years ago, but I think she called the company and got a partial refund. Still, she had questionable meat in her freezer that I think she eventually threw away.

That said, people are really dumb and opening themselves up to all sorts of trouble when you engage a solicitor ( neighbor kids you know excepted). My policy is, I do not open my door to anyone I do not know and who I've not invited.

I find it sketchy that in this day, anyone would hire or even chat with anyone out soliciting. Think about it, my go to ace handyman is so busy, I'm lucky if he can help me within a week. Same with the painter I know. The legit, really good workers have all the business they can handle and grow their businesses via word of mouth and client referrals. No time to go door to door.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Evelyn Flynn ()
Date: May 15, 2013 03:56PM

not buying from a truck Wrote:
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> Diane Blust Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We had a meat salesman in our neighborhood a
> few
> > years ago - he became verbally abusive when I
> told
> > him I didn't buy meat. It struck me as very odd
> > that someone would try to sell meat door to
> > door...
>
>
> Same thing happened to me about a year ago in
> Fairfax. Two guys selling meat from a truck. I
> was unloading groceries from my car in the
> driveway, so no way to avoid them. They got
> really verbally abusive when I declined. There
> was another guy selling meat from a truck just a
> few weeks ago here again (this time I was taking
> out the trash)- I declined by he didn't get
> hostile. What is up with guys selling meat from
> trucks - who buys that?!


Just callednon emergency police number to tell that this van had Capitol Meats written on side of van. Thought that might help them. They had no record of the incident so didn't take the info.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Ivy Bigbee ()
Date: May 15, 2013 04:07PM

Evelyn Flynn Wrote:
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> Just callednon emergency police number to tell
> that this van had Capitol Meats written on side of
> van. Thought that might help them. They had no
> record of the incident so didn't take the info.

*Sigh*, typical.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Oscar Meyer. ()
Date: May 15, 2013 04:21PM

No big deal. He only wanted to store his sausage in her buns.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Rolls ()
Date: May 16, 2013 03:23PM

Oscar Meyer. Wrote:
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> No big deal. He only wanted to store his sausage
> in her buns.


…And I’m betting they were some pretty big buns. LOL

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Yaka ()
Date: May 17, 2013 05:51PM

Yeah comparing girls who got kidnapped because they were young and dumb, to a 47 y/o are two different things.

If you are dumb enough or desperate enough to let a meat salesman into your house you got issues.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: beth ()
Date: May 22, 2013 01:27PM

virginia native Wrote:
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> A lot of times those "I have surplus meat" "No
> one's home for delivery so do you want to buy
> this?" people are the same ones asking to seal
> your driveway or "fix your roof". They are
> gypsies. That's how they make their money, by
> selling subpar items and running off with your
> money.

I agree. We had a meat sales guy in our neighborhood a couple of months ago. Gave some story about having surplus and needing to sell it, so would give a good price. I was outside and the truck was parked on the cul de sac; the guy was leaving a neighbor's yard. I thought it was odd, said no. He was 20s/30s.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Top Ten ()
Date: August 10, 2013 06:29PM

Did they ever catch this guy?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Top Ten ()
Date: August 10, 2013 10:37PM

Did they catch this guy?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Random ()
Date: August 11, 2013 07:23AM

Those guys came down my street a few years ago. They were so aggressive and abusive that I called the police. They have never been back here.

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Section 8 Housing
Posted by: Fairfax Boy ()
Date: August 11, 2013 09:12AM

These guys focus on areas with a high percentage of section 8 housing.

Lower or no education = Easy prey.


Selling outdated meat - No USDA seal or inspection

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: lilwooty ()
Date: August 11, 2013 10:24AM

This is no joke, it really happened to me years ago. A man came to my door selling meat door to door. He had several packages wrapped in butcher paper with him. Ready for the weird part? He only had one leg. I politely said no thank you and closed the door, but I was scratching my head on that one.
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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: BYS1981 ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:08AM

Last years salesmen was very aggressive.. I have a no solicitors sign and they knocked. Then I said ok for more information, expecting a brochure, and they came out with 6 different trays of frozen meat!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Fake No More ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:18AM

The door-to-door window salesmen are the worst.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: mrjwhit ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:23AM

There is a location for one of these outfits about 3 miles from my house. On any given day 4-5 of them are filling their trucks up at the gas station near by. You can't fill your car up w/o one of the guys trying to sell you frozen meat from the back of the pickup with some kind of deep freeze set up. Don't buy gas on that side of town any longer.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: psalzer ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:29AM

Fake No More Wrote:
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> The door-to-door window salesmen are the worst.

I had to threaten to call the police to get rid of one of these guys a few years ago...very aggressive!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Griffin ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:56AM

I bought meat off a guy with a truck last year. Once. And never again. Hard to see the quality of the meat when its frozen. he was nice and did help me carry in my groceries as I was just getting home from the store. But never again will I buy from a truck.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Fairfax Boy ()
Date: August 11, 2013 05:18PM

Griffin Wrote:
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> I bought meat off a guy with a truck last year.
> Once. And never again. Hard to see the quality of
> the meat when its frozen. he was nice and did help
> me carry in my groceries as I was just getting
> home from the store. But never again will I buy
> from a truck.

So what was the quality of the meat?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Griffin ()
Date: August 11, 2013 06:52PM

Fairfax Boy Wrote:
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> Griffin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I bought meat off a guy with a truck last year.
> > Once. And never again. Hard to see the quality
> of
> > the meat when its frozen. he was nice and did
> help
> > me carry in my groceries as I was just getting
> > home from the store. But never again will I buy
> > from a truck.
>
> So what was the quality of the meat?

It was total crap. You could tell it had thawed and then refrozen again, thawed and refrozen again. Worst meat I have ever seen.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: tazcrash ()
Date: August 11, 2013 06:57PM

lilwooty Wrote:
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> This is no joke, it really happened to me years
> ago. A man came to my door selling meat door to
> door. He had several packages wrapped in butcher
> paper with him. Ready for the weird part? He
> only had one leg. I politely said no thank you
> and closed the door, but I was scratching my head
> on that one.

Ok, what are you insinuating he was selling?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: lilwooty ()
Date: August 11, 2013 07:06PM

tazcrash Wrote:
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> lilwooty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is no joke, it really happened to me years
> > ago. A man came to my door selling meat door
> to
> > door. He had several packages wrapped in
> butcher
> > paper with him. Ready for the weird part? He
> > only had one leg. I politely said no thank you
> > and closed the door, but I was scratching my
> head
> > on that one.
>
> Ok, what are you insinuating he was selling?


He said it was beef, but put yourself in my shoes. Wouldn't you be taken aback just a little? A big white van parked across the street...ever get the feeling you are on Candid camera? It was just kind of weird...just sayin. I would never buy any kind of food from someone going door to door anyway, especially from someone I do not know but that's just me I guess.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: ShedFarm ()
Date: August 12, 2013 07:12AM

It's the guys selling frozen meat out of the back of a pickup truck, that caused me to put up no soliciting signs at both ends of my driveway. They REALLY didn't want to take "no" for an answer!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: kindful ()
Date: August 12, 2013 03:06PM

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Don't Do It
Posted by: Fairfax Boy ()
Date: August 12, 2013 03:50PM

There are just something that are not to be done:

1. Don't fuck your sister
2. Don't buy used underwear at a thrift store
3. Don't buy meat from a door to door meat salesman

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Re: Don't Do It
Posted by: Mr. Insensitive ()
Date: August 12, 2013 04:10PM

Fairfax Boy Wrote:
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> There are just something that are not to be done:
>
> 1. Don't fuck your sister
> 2. Don't buy used underwear at a thrift store
> 3. Don't buy meat from a door to door meat
> salesman

But I like my sister. :)

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Blessed! ()
Date: August 12, 2013 09:50PM

About 6 months ago, 2 scary looking guys in a white van stopped at the end of my driveway while I was washing my car. One of the guys (a 300+ lb black guy) said that they had just made a delivery to a guy around the corner but mistakenly had too much meat on the truck. His boss had told him to find someone lucky and bless them with his meat :). I did not want to be blessed with this guy's meat, or the meat of the tattoo'ed scary driver guy. I had to get rude to get rid of them!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Sam The Butcher ()
Date: August 13, 2013 03:06AM

Alice always enjoyed my salami.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: August 13, 2013 06:30AM

Blessed! Wrote:
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> About 6 months ago, 2 scary looking guys in a
> white van stopped at the end of my driveway while
> I was washing my car. One of the guys (a 300+ lb
> black guy) said that they had just made a delivery
> to a guy around the corner but mistakenly had too
> much meat on the truck. His boss had told him to
> find someone lucky and bless them with his meat
> :). I did not want to be blessed with this guy's
> meat, or the meat of the tattoo'ed scary driver
> guy. I had to get rude to get rid of them!


Were you doing the "cool hand Luke" car washing, Lucille?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: LOLz ()
Date: August 13, 2013 05:59PM

Priapus Wrote:
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> Blessed! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > About 6 months ago, 2 scary looking guys in a
> > white van stopped at the end of my driveway
> while
> > I was washing my car. One of the guys (a 300+
> lb
> > black guy) said that they had just made a
> delivery
> > to a guy around the corner but mistakenly had
> too
> > much meat on the truck. His boss had told him
> to
> > find someone lucky and bless them with his meat
> > :). I did not want to be blessed with this
> guy's
> > meat, or the meat of the tattoo'ed scary driver
> > guy. I had to get rude to get rid of them!
>
>
> Were you doing the "cool hand Luke" car washing,
> Lucille?

Ah, you know she was.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: CHartke ()
Date: August 13, 2013 06:01PM

There is a pest control company going door to door that is using obnoxious tactics. A few weeks ago they told a friend of mine that a neighbor had recommended they speak to her. We believe they took the name of the mailbox. Last night a good looking young man came to our door - I turned it over to my husband, who couldn't get rid of the guy. Even after Paul said he needed to get back to fixing dinner for his 93 year old mother, the guy wouldn't give up. He used the same technique of referencing a neighbor. Finally shut the door on him. I saw the same guy walking down Twin Branches this morning. Beware!

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Caught145 ()
Date: August 13, 2013 08:10PM

Has there been an arrest?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Firefly ()
Date: August 13, 2013 08:51PM

Caught145 Wrote:
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> Has there been an arrest?

Nope

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: You can't beat my meat ()
Date: August 14, 2013 11:14AM

If I was one of these door to door salesmen, I'd pimp out my truck to say..."Jay's Made to order meat...You can't beat my meat!" LOL

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: DCRTV Dave ()
Date: August 14, 2013 11:34AM

You can't beat my meat Wrote:
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> You can't beat my meat!"


Is certainly love to try.

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Sarge ()
Date: August 14, 2013 10:22PM

I think there was a porno once where this guy was a "door to door meat salesman". Ironically enough he was wearing a tan trench coat with nothing underneath. Just so happen to come across some hot wives who's husbands were away... Who knew?

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Re: Reston Woman Assaulted by Meat Salesman
Posted by: Lolz ()
Date: January 19, 2014 05:27AM

Don't ask to see their meat!

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