The weather is warming up and that means it is time to draw the attention of discontented older women. This is my first time trying it. So:

1) What do you recommend I say to get their attention?
2) How should I dress?
3) What kind places should I go hunting?
4) Any good non-bar places to find cougars?

By the way, a cougar is an older women, so 30+ years old, who likes having sex with men at least 7 years her junior. The cougars referenced in this post are not animals like some previous posters suggested.

Asking a woman for a light, if she wants a drink are all tried and true. If you have real guts though you will ask her about herself, how she feels. Make silly little chatter about the obvious- what she is drinking, wearing etc....

You'll have great luck at bars, all the bland little watering holes around here are fine, chains etc. Hotel bars better.

Home Depot, any museums and galleries. Health food stores, yoga classes.

If you have to ask those kind of questions then you aren't ready to go cougar hunting.

Oh what to wear...


I always wear something like this---
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I did hear an interesting statistic a couple weeks ago on Jack Diamond's lame radio show. Only 14% of single women over 40 get laid more than a couple times a year. Keep that statistic is your head when you're hunting for old beaver. They not only want it, they need it!

Nostradamus Wrote:
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> I did hear an interesting statistic a couple weeks
> ago on Jack Diamond's lame radio show. Only 14%
> of single women over 40 get laid more than a
> couple times a year. Keep that statistic is your
> head when you're hunting for old beaver. They not
> only want it, they need it!


That is amazing, but so many women around here really let themselves and their bodies go to shit when there is still a lot of life left.





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Maybe I can save you some time and effort. Women over 35 do not give a shit about some dopey 25 year old and his 5.5 inch penis. What that crowd wants is money, and lots of it. The "Cougar" you want does not exist. You will have better luck hunting Bigfoot.

Maybe I can save you some time and effort. Women over 35 do not give a shit about some dopey 25 year old and his 5.5 inch penis. What that crowd wants is money, and lots of it. The "Cougar" you want does not exist. You will have better luck hunting Bigfoot.

CuriousCub Wrote:
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> The weather is warming up and that means it is
> time to draw the attention of discontented older
> women. This is my first time trying it. So:
>
> 1) What do you recommend I say to get their
> attention?

Do you need a hand with that? (it will become more obvious further down).

> 2) How should I dress?

Casual, but clean. Clean jeans, nice t shirt.

> 3) What kind places should I go hunting?

Home Depot and Lowes. Home Depot is better.

> 4) Any good non-bar places to find cougars?

Yes, Home Depot is even better than bars. Don't go there on Saturday or Sunday afternoons. That is not prime hunting time. Nights, especially Thursday and Friday nights are best.

There is a whole thread on it here.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/233162/233168.html#msg-233168


You can thank me on Monday as you should have bagged at least one and gotten a few more numbers.

> By the way, a cougar is an older women, so 30+
> years old, who likes having sex with men at least
> 7 years her junior. The cougars referenced in this
> post are not animals like some previous posters
> suggested.

The good ones ARE animals!

Oh yeah baby, we 40 plus single women YEARN for that mid- twenties doofus. Lol. Just know we mock you're every effort. I'm with Marti. Just show me your Mercedes or stop wasting my phukking time. I have had enough 5.5 inch penises.

Check out RiRa. They have a rep for being a cougar hangout.

Marti with an I Wrote:
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> Maybe I can save you some time and effort. Women
> over 35 do not give a shit about some dopey 25
> year old and his 5.5 inch penis. What that crowd
> wants is money, and lots of it. The "Cougar" you
> want does not exist. You will have better luck
> hunting Bigfoot.


You 25 year olds with your 5.5 inch penis are competing with 14 inch Hitachi Magic Wands. Good luck with that.

The zoo is a good place.