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Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 18, 2008 07:18PM

CENTREVILLE, Va. -- Several people were injured in a fight Sunday involving a BB gun and a machete after a car was vandalized in Centreville.

Fairfax County police responded at 2:15 a.m. to the area of Federation Way and Singleton's Way, where they found four or five men accused of vandalizing a car in the 13000 block of Winding Ridge Lane.

Investigators said several people came out of a house to scare the alleged vandals away, and a fight ensued.


A 39-year-old woman and 34-year-old man were struck with BBs fired from a BB gun, and the woman also was struck with a machete. Their injuries were not life-threatening, police said.

Several others received minor injuries in the altercation.

Luis Jonathan Merino, 21, and Josue Ernersto Palacios, 23, were taken to the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center and charged with malicious wounding by mob and gang participation.

Two male juveniles, both 17, were returned home. Additional charges are pending.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 18, 2008 07:27PM

Coming soon to a town near you!!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: eric56789 ()
Date: August 18, 2008 07:34PM

my guess is that there is a high chance that the suspect with the machete is in the country illegally.....because lets be honest....americans use guns....

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Connolly ()
Date: August 18, 2008 08:45PM

eric56789 Wrote:
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> my guess is that there is a high chance that the
> suspect with the machete is in the country
> illegally.....because lets be honest....americans
> use guns....

But they're only in this country to make a better life for their
families!!!!!!!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 18, 2008 11:47PM

i know both of these guys. good friends of mine.. actually they were assaulted by 10 people. and then dragged away by police who claimed they are the ones guilty. discrimination is sad.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 18, 2008 11:52PM

also note they are not "known gangmembers" and note that they have no previous criminal records... they are just being discriminated against and accused of something completely not true. CL!!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 19, 2008 02:59AM

when i saw "machete" in the title, i already knew it was MS-12 related.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 19, 2008 09:13AM

kmurda Wrote:
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> also note they are not "known gangmembers" and
> note that they have no previous criminal
> records... they are just being discriminated
> against and accused of something completely not
> true. CL!!


You fail. I lol at you and mock you.


"MERINO","LUIS","J","019","CENTREVILLE ","VA","04/13/2006","POSS MARIJUANA"
"PALACIOS","JOSUE","E","023","CENTREVILLE ","VA","07/12/2008","UNLICENSED DOG"
"PALACIOS","JOSUE","E","023","CENTREVILLE ","VA","07/12/2008","UNVACCINATED DOG OR CAT "

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Date: August 19, 2008 09:20AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> CENTREVILLE, Va. -- Several people were injured in
> a fight Sunday involving a BB gun and a machete
> after a car was vandalized in Centreville.
>
>

What is the deal with MS-13 using BB guns and machetes? What kind of gang is that??

Now THIS is how gangsters bang...


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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 19, 2008 09:37AM

kmurda Wrote:
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> also note they are not "known gangmembers" and
> note that they have no previous criminal
> records... they are just being discriminated
> against and accused of something completely not
> true. CL!!



arrest records for minors are sealed. also, being part of a gang isnt a crime, so you can be known for being part of a gang without ever having an arrest record.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 19, 2008 10:00AM

They both had arrest record entries, the poster was either dumb or lying.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 19, 2008 10:46AM

petty misdemeanor charges and now they are "KNOWN GANGMEMBERS"? lol.. u all are ridiculous. maybe none of u have had 1 or 2 run ins with the law to know that Fairfax county police are the most racist fucks. Neither of these guys are La Mada Salvatrucha(MS13). The machete wasnt a machete either... its a samurai sword ... so facts are wrong.


FUNdamental Wrote:
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> CENTREVILLE, Va. -- Several people were injured in
> a fight Sunday involving a BB gun and a machete
> after a car was vandalized in Centreville.
>
> Fairfax County police responded at 2:15 a.m. to
> the area of Federation Way and Singleton's Way,
> where they found four or five men accused of
> vandalizing a car in the 13000 block of Winding
> Ridge Lane.
>
> Investigators said several people came out of a
> house to scare the alleged vandals away, and a
> fight ensued.
>
>
> A 39-year-old woman and 34-year-old man were
> struck with BBs fired from a BB gun, and the woman
> also was struck with a machete. Their injuries
> were not life-threatening, police said.
>
> Several others received minor injuries in the
> altercation.
>
> Luis Jonathan Merino, 21, and Josue Ernersto
> Palacios, 23, were taken to the Fairfax County
> Adult Detention Center and charged with malicious
> wounding by mob and gang participation.
>
> Two male juveniles, both 17, were returned home.
> Additional charges are pending.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Lawdog ()
Date: August 19, 2008 11:20AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> arrest records for minors are sealed. also, being
> part of a gang isnt a crime, so you can be known
> for being part of a gang without ever having an
> arrest record.

§ 18.2-46.2. Prohibited criminal street gang participation; penalty.

A. Any person who actively participates in or is a member of a criminal street gang and who knowingly and willfully participates in any predicate criminal act committed for the benefit of, at the direction of, or in association with any criminal street gang shall be guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if such participant in or member of a criminal street gang is age eighteen years or older and knows or has reason to know that such criminal street gang also includes a juvenile member or participant, he shall be guilty of a Class 4 felony.

B. Violation of this section shall constitute a separate and distinct offense. If the acts or activities violating this section also violate another provision of law, a prosecution under this section shall not prohibit or bar any prosecution or proceeding under such other provision or the imposition of any penalties provided for thereby.

-- While not the singular element of a crime, gang participation is a factor in charging.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: og loc ()
Date: August 19, 2008 11:51AM

waddup kmurda yea man there getting fucked its somebull shit i just hear bout it last night ill get at u about it when i get back home in a few weeks

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 19, 2008 12:13PM

kmurda Wrote:
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> petty misdemeanor charges and now they are "KNOWN
> GANGMEMBERS"?

Oh, so now you are changing your story? You swore before they had no criminal records and I proved you to be a liar. You think you can hide behind their unpublished juvi records, but it is safe to assume these guys have seen PLENTY of trouble. lol, I am sure you want guys who walk around with swords (as you claim) and breaking into cars living in your house. Why don't you take them in?

I love it when someone screams "Discrimination!" and then get the facts handed to their ass. Again, I mock you and lol at how stupid you are.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 19, 2008 12:47PM

At 2:15 in the morning on Sunday, August 17, officers responded to the area of Federation Way and Singleton’s Way in Centreville. They discovered four to five men allegedly vandalized a car in the 13000 block of Winding Ridge Lane. Several people came out of the house to scare the vandals away. A fight ensued and a 39-year-old woman and 34-year-old man from the home were struck with BBs fired from a BB gun; the woman was additionally struck with a machete. These injuries were non life-threatening. Several others received minor injuries in the altercation.

Officers and detectives made several arrests. Luis Jonathan Merino, 21, of 14141 Honey Hill Court and Josue Ernersto Palacios, 23, of 14145 Honey Hill Court were transported to the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center and charged with malicious wounding by mob and gang participation. Two male juveniles, both 17, were returned home. Additional charges are pending.

Luis Jonathan Merino Josue Ernesto Palacios
081808luismerino.jpg081808josuepalacios.jpg

"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 19, 2008 01:34PM

I would say your right but these 2 are my friends who live around da corna.. and i know for a fact they will be discriminated against. no bond/bail and have court in october.. thats some bullshit. if it was u.. who is probably white u would get bail and ur mommy would come pick u up. save your comments for ur middle school class kid.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> CENTREVILLE, Va. -- Several people were injured in
> a fight Sunday involving a BB gun and a machete
> after a car was vandalized in Centreville.
>
> Fairfax County police responded at 2:15 a.m. to
> the area of Federation Way and Singleton's Way,
> where they found four or five men accused of
> vandalizing a car in the 13000 block of Winding
> Ridge Lane.
>
> Investigators said several people came out of a
> house to scare the alleged vandals away, and a
> fight ensued.
>
>
> A 39-year-old woman and 34-year-old man were
> struck with BBs fired from a BB gun, and the woman
> also was struck with a machete. Their injuries
> were not life-threatening, police said.
>
> Several others received minor injuries in the
> altercation.
>
> Luis Jonathan Merino, 21, and Josue Ernersto
> Palacios, 23, were taken to the Fairfax County
> Adult Detention Center and charged with malicious
> wounding by mob and gang participation.
>
> Two male juveniles, both 17, were returned home.
> Additional charges are pending.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 19, 2008 02:17PM

Just to add injury to insult, it looks like Josue has a toothache.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 19, 2008 05:00PM

kmurda Wrote:
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> I would say your right but these 2 are my friends
> who live around da corna.. and i know for a fact
> they will be discriminated against.

Let's see, to stay out of trouble, at 2:30am you are:

a) At home watching TV
b) Sleeping
c) Vandalizing cars outside with a sword and BB guns


If you said 'c', that is not discrimination, it is criminal behavior. Thank goodness we had brave citizens stand up to these two thugs.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: methinks ()
Date: August 19, 2008 05:10PM

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > CENTREVILLE, Va. -- Several people were injured
> in
> > a fight Sunday involving a BB gun and a machete
> > after a car was vandalized in Centreville.
> >
> >
>
> What is the deal with MS-13 using BB guns and
> machetes? What kind of gang is that??
>
> Now THIS is how gangsters bang...
>
>
i thought gangs used guns n machine guns maybe a grenade or ninja star. or a grenade that shoots ninja stars dipped in Colorado river frog poison

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 19, 2008 05:18PM

nigga u suck.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Ed ()
Date: August 19, 2008 05:49PM

No, your douchebag friends suck. What kind of losers shoot people with BB guns? And they probably stole the $10 machete from the camping aisle at Wal-Mart.

Fucking beaners.




kmurda Wrote:
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> nigga u suck.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Consumer ()
Date: August 19, 2008 06:06PM

$200 for slapping the lady with the machete.
Attachments:
machete.jpg

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 19, 2008 08:50PM

k i guess ur a winner.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 19, 2008 09:51PM

Was the guy with the sword yelling "There can be only one!"
Can we at least sterilize these guys before they get set free?

If I saw a guy vandalizing someones car (especially mine), and I saw the guy had a sword, I'd grab one of mine and go straight for him.
I have several nice swords, quite a few BB guns (and lots of real guns and other assorted weaponry).

I pity the fool who would pull this crap in my neighborhood since most of my neighbors are very well armed. We've actually discussed this issue many times because we realize it's just a matter of time before idiots like this try that shit here.

The numbskulls arrested here will be right back on the street doing this same shit, or worse and each time they're caught, they have less and less to lose, so their crimes get progressively worse.
If someone breaks into your home, you have to shoot them square in the forehead and kill them, otherwise they will get a lawyer and sue you, then be right back doing the same shit.
Look at the Sean Taylor murder for example. Those guys should never have left his place alive. Now the trial has been postponed till next year and eventually they'll be right back out there, especially after spending time honing their skills with other low lifes in prison.

I would hate to ever have to kill another person, but I won't hesitate for one second if someone breaks into my house and threatens me or my family.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 19, 2008 11:55PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 06:51PM by Alias.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: You heard it here first ()
Date: August 20, 2008 02:07PM

kmurda Wrote:
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> I would say your right but these 2 are my friends
> who live around da corna.. and i know for a fact
> they will be discriminated against. no bond/bail
> and have court in october.. thats some bullshit.
> if it was u.. who is probably white u would get
> bail and ur mommy would come pick u up. save your
> comments for ur middle school class kid.
>
> FUNdamental Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > CENTREVILLE, Va. -- Several people were injured
> in
> > a fight Sunday involving a BB gun and a machete
> > after a car was vandalized in Centreville.
> >
> > Fairfax County police responded at 2:15 a.m. to
> > the area of Federation Way and Singleton's Way,
> > where they found four or five men accused of
> > vandalizing a car in the 13000 block of Winding
> > Ridge Lane.
> >
> > Investigators said several people came out of a
> > house to scare the alleged vandals away, and a
> > fight ensued.
> >
> >
> > A 39-year-old woman and 34-year-old man were
> > struck with BBs fired from a BB gun, and the
> woman
> > also was struck with a machete. Their injuries
> > were not life-threatening, police said.
> >
> > Several others received minor injuries in the
> > altercation.
> >
> > Luis Jonathan Merino, 21, and Josue Ernersto
> > Palacios, 23, were taken to the Fairfax County
> > Adult Detention Center and charged with
> malicious
> > wounding by mob and gang participation.
> >
> > Two male juveniles, both 17, were returned
> home.
> > Additional charges are pending.


maybe if these broke ass fools were at home sleeping to get ready for work the next day instead of out trying to steal from other people i might give a shit. fuck them
too bad that machete wasnt sharper

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 20, 2008 03:15PM

steal wat....

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: bitchs ()
Date: August 20, 2008 06:17PM

most of yall dont know what the fuck your talking about yall dont know the whole story and the thing is kmurda does cuz ive known both of those people for year and him so yall need to shut the fuck up

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 20, 2008 06:17PM

Yeah... just because two thugs with weapons are out vandalizing a car, it is a REAL stretch to think they would steal anything from the car. That's discrimination!! Unfair!!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Rerun ()
Date: August 20, 2008 08:38PM

Yeah,kmurda you're right. These guys are just misunderstood and victims of circumstance. They're vandalizing a car in a neighborhood they don't live in. They still find it necessary to "arm" themselves with bb guns (Now that's really gangsta!) They're running around with a machete/sword (Not that it really matters what they have). To top it all of they shoot at the people trying to stop them and end up cutting one of them. How could anyone think that these poor guys are guilty of anything? You and og loc really must be from the 'hood huh? South Central ain't got nothing on the mean streets of Centreville yo! Give me a break! When they get done with your "boys" in court something tells me they'll be getting a one way trip back to their home country.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Jas ()
Date: August 20, 2008 08:58PM

Just here to send money back home, and earn enough to return home and make a better life. Cops probably planted the gun/machete to get a conviction.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: to rerun ()
Date: August 20, 2008 09:43PM

yo rerun give me an addres or what ever ill be back next weekend and i bet u wont say that shit to my face so if u really wanna beef shit ill give u my number 571 244 0411

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 20, 2008 09:57PM

to rerun Wrote:
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> ill give u my number 571 244 0411

Oh, this is Sooo tempting!! LOL!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: gimme a break ()
Date: August 20, 2008 10:48PM

Jas Wrote:
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> Just here to send money back home, and earn enough
> to return home and make a better life. Cops
> probably planted the gun/machete to get a
> conviction.


and where does vandalizing other peoples property in the middle of the night with weapons come into play when speaking of 'make a better life'.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 20, 2008 10:51PM

gimme a break Wrote:
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> and where does vandalizing other peoples property
> in the middle of the night with weapons come into
> play when speaking of 'make a better life'.

eBay! Free market capitalism! If you break into a car and stuff is there, it is "free" for the taking!


> ill give u my number 571 244 0411

lol

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 21, 2008 01:06AM

to rerun Wrote:
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> yo rerun give me an addres or what ever ill be
> back next weekend and i bet u wont say that shit
> to my face so if u really wanna beef shit ill
> give u my number 571 244 0411



someone feel like doling out a few bucks? - http://www.instantphonelookups.com/ipl.aspx?_pho=571+244+0411&_act=step2&cam=3&tid=&Submit.x=96&Submit.y=25&Submit=Search%21


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 21, 2008 02:45PM

I wouldn't even post on this dumb ass forum if I didn't know these 2 and know the circumstances are fucked up.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 21, 2008 03:05PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/30/2009 09:53PM by Expensive Jeans.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: kmurda ()
Date: August 21, 2008 05:38PM

neither of these guys shot the bbgun.. it was one of the juveniles who were released... of course that's for a court to determine. no one was struck with a machete.. that's the police and the press beefing up the story.. such bullshit.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Ed ()
Date: August 23, 2008 03:16PM

You're a smart guy.


kmurda Wrote:
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> neither of these guys shot the bbgun.. it was one
> of the juveniles who were released... of course
> that's for a court to determine. no one was
> struck with a machete.. that's the police and the
> press beefing up the story.. such bullshit.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Fairfax Citizen ()
Date: August 23, 2008 04:09PM

Were the perpetrators undocumented workers? Were the teenagers part of the 1200 who recently moved into Fairfax County.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: August 24, 2008 09:54PM

571-244-0411.
I recommend we all call this number..and call...... and call...and call

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Metallurgical Expert ()
Date: August 25, 2008 12:35AM

"The machete wasnt a machete either... its a samurai sword ... so facts are wrong."

Kmurda, if this even comes close to being part of a defense, I will sign up to testify that a Samurai sword (if genuine) is a MUCH more dangerous/lethal weapon than is a machete!

How do you possibly think that you will have any "cred" here with this and other nonsensical statements that you believe exonerate your homeboys??

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Rerun ()
Date: August 25, 2008 05:11PM

Yeah, I love the statement "the police and the press beefing up the story." Talk about ignorant. Who needs to beef up a story when you have guys running around with a sword/machete. To top it all off they got caught! I guess they missed "gangbanger 101."

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 25, 2008 05:15PM

496 Wrote:
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> 571-244-0411.
> I recommend we all call this number..and
> call...... and call...and call


that # is out of service.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 25, 2008 08:22PM

And to think you could have gone on walks with him. Oh well.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: August 25, 2008 10:19PM

+1

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Neighborhood Watcher ()
Date: August 26, 2008 07:45PM

There are lots of juvenile delinquents here in godforesaken Stupidmotherfuckerville and whether you think it's racist or not, most of the little bastards are some kind of brown foreigners. Occasionally you get the white gangsta wannabe acting like a Goddamn fool but I guarantee most of the vandals are IndianArabKoreanLatin, I know I've seen them and had them arrested and will continue to do so.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: August 26, 2008 07:49PM

Please stop posting about crime in the greater Clifton/Centreville area before RESton Peace tells me I can't go for walks anymore. Thank you! :-)

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: duck sauc3 ()
Date: August 26, 2008 09:19PM

og loc Wrote:
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> waddup kmurda yea man there getting fucked its
> somebull shit i just hear bout it last night ill
> get at u about it when i get back home in a few
> weeks


yo i cant b3liv3 wat i am s33ing 3rbody tlkin shyt bout diz...w3ll who3va wanna continu3 tlkin diz bullshyt d3n yuh can g3t at m3 on myspac3 so i can rh33ly show yuh wass good...www.myspace.com/shanuicee...


yall niggahs dunt 3v3n kno3 wat da fuqq happ3n dos3 iz mah bab3zzz...i rid3 or di3 4 d3m...so k33p tlkin shyt itz not gunna g3t yuh NO FUQQIN WH3R3...

YR JUSS MAKIN YRS3LF LOQ STUPID ON DIZ SHYT

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: August 26, 2008 09:38PM

duck sauc3 Wrote:
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> og loc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > waddup kmurda yea man there getting fucked its
> > somebull shit i just hear bout it last night
> ill
> > get at u about it when i get back home in a few
> > weeks
>
>
> yo i cant b3liv3 wat i am s33ing 3rbody tlkin shyt
> bout diz...w3ll who3va wanna continu3 tlkin diz
> bullshyt d3n yuh can g3t at m3 on myspac3 so i can
> rh33ly show yuh wass
> good...www.myspace.com/shanuicee...
>
>
> yall niggahs dunt 3v3n kno3 wat da fuqq happ3n
> dos3 iz mah bab3zzz...i rid3 or di3 4 d3m...so
> k33p tlkin shyt itz not gunna g3t yuh NO FUQQIN
> WH3R3...
>
> YR JUSS MAKIN YRS3LF LOQ STUPID ON DIZ SHYT

You sir, are a fucking retard.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Trollhunter ()
Date: August 26, 2008 10:09PM

Please shut your filthy hole, scumbag cunt as everyone on here already knows you don't exist. Maybe you, Reston Shit and the rest of your identities will one day get a life away from FU but for now we realize you and all your made up alias's (including alias) are all the same poor dweeb who has pitifully created a virtual life (virtually) on this message board. Now go tell your mother to get the car warmed so she can take you out to Alto Plaza.

Troll of Trolls spewed:
Please stop posting about crime in the greater Clifton/Centreville area before RESton Peace tells me I can't go for walks anymore. Thank you! :-)

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Rerun ()
Date: August 27, 2008 04:50PM

Yeah duck sauce. Go jump in your mom's audi and have her drive you up to alto you poser. You're about as "street" as any other upper middle class kid living in a $500,000 house. I guess Centreville is just a step up from Compton huh. Better yet, go grab your boy og stupid (aka og loc) and kdipshit (aka kmurda) toilet paper some cheerleader's house to maintain your "street cred" I'm with 496, you sir are a fucking retard.....just trying to keep it real player!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: tools ()
Date: August 27, 2008 05:20PM

the funny thing rerun is u and 496 just sit behind ur computer and talk shit get a fucking life

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Former Centervillian ()
Date: August 27, 2008 09:35PM

You people are sad, that fact that this discussion is nothing but name calling is pathetic. I used to live in right by here (Lightburn Lane). I could give a damn if these guys are brown (black, white or yellow). The bottom line, if they were minding their own business, and saw a crime (a car being broken into) THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE POLICE. No IFs, No ANDs and No BUTs. That is what good citizens (either legal or illegal) do. They didn't, kinda makes me wonder?

BTW, I moved away from there a year ago, no regrets.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: vapreneur ()
Date: August 27, 2008 10:14PM

kmurda, dont bother arguing with some of these losers in here. most of these guys are stuck up white people who dont get any pussy, thats why' their so bitter and anti everything

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: August 28, 2008 01:26AM

Trollhunter Wrote:
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> Please shut your filthy hole, scumbag cunt as
> everyone on here already knows you don't exist.
> Maybe you, Reston Shit and the rest of your
> identities will one day get a life away from FU
> but for now we realize you and all your made up
> alias's (including alias) are all the same poor
> dweeb who has pitifully created a virtual life
> (virtually) on this message board. Now go tell
> your mother to get the car warmed so she can take
> you out to Alto Plaza.
>
Nice try, but there are plenty of regular posters on this site that have met both me and RESton Peace. In other words, you fail.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 28, 2008 09:04AM

Trollhunter Wrote:
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> Maybe you, Reston Shit and the rest of your
> identities will one day get a life away from FU
> but for now we realize you and all your made up
> alias's (including alias)

She isn't Alias/TheModerator/etc (never met him, don't want to). She isn't REStonPeace (met him). She is who she is (met her).

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 28, 2008 09:11AM

Trollhunter Wrote:
>> Now go tell your mother to get the car warmed so she can take you out to Alto Plaza.


Boy, what an insult.


TAKE THAT, GENEVIEVE!!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 28, 2008 10:42AM

YEAH +1 PWN3D god damn it Alias is sure raining down the punches. We are all pwn3d. We all suck and are humbl3d. We are all luz3rez. Fuck me, why couldn't I SEE that before?!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: August 28, 2008 11:11AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Trollhunter Wrote:
> >> Now go tell your mother to get the car warmed
> so she can take you out to Alto Plaza.
>
>
> Boy, what an insult.
>
>
> TAKE THAT, GENEVIEVE!!


Sorry Meeper, I would have responded earlier but I had to wait for my mom to make the 3 hour drive from PA in order to drive me to work. :-P

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Trollhunter ()
Date: August 28, 2008 03:27PM

Yeah, like those "other posters" aren't you as well. You've been living this ridiculous lie for a while, most of us have known all along but ignore you, now you're exposed, get over it you are pathetic.




loser posted:
Nice try, but there are plenty of regular posters on this site that have met both me and RESton Peace. In other words, you fail."

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: August 28, 2008 04:00PM

Trollhunter Wrote:
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> Yeah, like those "other posters" aren't you as
> well. You've been living this ridiculous lie for a
> while, most of us have known all along but ignore
> you, now you're exposed, get over it you are
> pathetic.

If you want to wallow in your conspiracy theories, feel free to do so. Those of us that matter know the truth.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 28, 2008 04:14PM

lol, this has to be someone just goofing around, there's no way somone's this stupid- it's actually pretty funny too



Trollhunter Wrote:
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> Yeah, like those "other posters" aren't you as
> well. You've been living this ridiculous lie for a
> while, most of us have known all along but ignore
> you, now you're exposed, get over it you are
> pathetic.
>
>
>
>
> loser posted:
> Nice try, but there are plenty of regular posters
> on this site that have met both me and RESton
> Peace. In other words, you fail."

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 30, 2008 02:30AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2012 01:36PM by Alias.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Shit Turner ()
Date: August 31, 2008 06:55PM

None of you matter you are all the same, no one fails as it is your game, no one else is playing.


Random internet identity puked:
"Those of us that matter know the truth."

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: LOLLIPOP ()
Date: September 08, 2008 05:13PM

W3LL FUQQ YALL BITCHXX..WHO TLKIN SHYT ON H3R3 LYK I SAID..YUH CAN COM3 2 16653 FLOTILLA WAY....ND W3 CAN S3TTL3 DIZ..ND I ANIT TRYNA ACT STR33T...ND D3Y ANIT 3ITHA ITS HOW W3 BIN RAIS3D BITCHXX...SO GO FUQQ YR MOMMA IN DAT WARM3D UP CAR IIGHT

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: LOLLIPOP ()
Date: September 08, 2008 05:18PM

MAN FUQQ 3RBODY WHO HATIN...Y IZ YALL STILL WRITIN JUSS DROP DIS SHYT YO...D3Y GUNNA B G3TTIN OUT SOON SO DU3C3ZZ



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2008 05:20PM by LOLLIPOP.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Evisu ()
Date: September 08, 2008 05:22PM

That's not a real address, spic. If it was I was going to have some pizzas sent to you.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: LOLLIPOP ()
Date: September 08, 2008 05:52PM

TO BAD IT IZ....WHITE TRASH...I ANIT NO SPIC..YUH CAN COM3 SO I CAN SHOW YUH WASS GOOD

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 08, 2008 08:29PM

Man, the Davinci code's got nothing on this dopey kid.

I wonder if he will be writing this way into his teen years.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Jay ()
Date: September 08, 2008 08:41PM

open letter to ms13, PLEASE LEAVE, or at lease contain your violence to Culmore

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: haha ()
Date: September 09, 2008 12:26AM

hahahaha omg this is my new hobby. i see some of you all are frequent visitors. i think im going to join the crowd. even though i feel like a looser but the stuff said are waaay too funny.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: LOLLIPOP ()
Date: September 13, 2008 10:35PM

y3a anit it funny how ppl3 juss wanna tlk shyt....ova da comput3r

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 14, 2008 10:27AM

LOLLIPOP Wrote:
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> y3a anit it funny how ppl3 juss wanna tlk
> shyt....ova da comput3r


You mean......like you?

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Mrs. K ()
Date: September 14, 2008 10:32AM


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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Rerun ()
Date: September 20, 2008 10:10AM

Hey lollipop. That is so cute how you replace your e's with threes. You must have learned that in "I want to be a gangster 101." You and OG Stupid must be down for you hood huh? Like I said, Centreville ain't got nothing on Compton yo. What a loser.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: LOLLIPOP ()
Date: September 20, 2008 06:17PM

NO BITCH LYK YUH

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: LOLLIPOP ()
Date: September 20, 2008 06:18PM

RERUN
COMPTON ANIT SHYT BITCH...I ANIT 3V3N 4RM C3NTR3VILL3 I JUSS STAY UP D3R3
ITZ ALL BOUT LOUISIANA GROV3 ST.
BITCH

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: LOLLIPOP ()
Date: September 20, 2008 06:19PM

MRS.K
WAT DA FUQQ YUH TLKIN BOUT

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Rerun ()
Date: September 21, 2008 11:12AM

Lollipop, you're wrong. It's all about Grove Street being underwater from Katrina. I guess the flood must have made you all hard. By the way, real gangsters don't use the computer.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 21, 2008 01:37PM

Lollypoop,
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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Rerun ()
Date: September 21, 2008 04:35PM

Great picture! I'm going to guess Lollipop the retard is on the left and his cohort OG Stupid is on the right. What a pair....of morons. I'll bet they are reciting the following "Centreville gangster rap" song.....

I'm DJ Lollipoop and I'm here to say
One of these bitches got to pay!
I'm here with my boy OG stupid
Rhymes with cupid
Can't spell the word moped
but smokes all his ganja, what a dopehead..
Livin' in the hood
ain't no good
specially when my mom is mad
and I gotta take a cab
gotta keep my street cred
or look like a pussy instead
Though my moms rolls in an Audi
Gotta keep it real and claim she drives a hoopty
When she drives me to school
Can't look like no fool
she drops me down the block
stroll in with the gansta' strut, what the fuck
That's how we do it
Straight up Centreville gangsta'!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Bill ()
Date: September 21, 2008 06:05PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Was the guy with the sword yelling "There can be
> only one!"
> Can we at least sterilize these guys before they
> get set free?
>
> If I saw a guy vandalizing someones car
> (especially mine), and I saw the guy had a sword,
> I'd grab one of mine and go straight for him.
> I have several nice swords, quite a few BB guns
> (and lots of real guns and other assorted
> weaponry).
>
> I pity the fool who would pull this crap in my
> neighborhood since most of my neighbors are very
> well armed. We've actually discussed this issue
> many times because we realize it's just a matter
> of time before idiots like this try that shit
> here.
>
> ...If someone breaks into your home, you have to
> shoot them square in the forehead and kill them,
> otherwise they will get a lawyer and sue you, then
> be right back doing the same shit.

This is so *totally* wrong. Just completely unreasonable.

You need to go for center of mass - much greater certainty of hit, and the pump lies there. Triple tap because 'you were in fear for your life", and the punk is in a better place answering for his crimes.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 21, 2008 08:34PM

Bill Wrote:

> You need to go for center of mass - much greater
> certainty of hit, and the pump lies there. Triple
> tap because 'you were in fear for your life", and
> the punk is in a better place answering for his
> crimes.

Same result, different method.
Although I'll agree that the 12 gauge is a viable solution for home defense, I see no reason to risk scattershot damaging my interior decor.

Believe me, I have no doubt of hitting my target (the punks forehead) with my .45 ACP at short range. It has a nice low velocity and a big chunk of lead that is sure to make a mess, but brains and scull are easy clean up (so I'm told, lol).

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Nickaplease ()
Date: September 27, 2008 11:00PM

LOLLIPOP Wrote:
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> RERUN
> COMPTON ANIT SHYT BITCH...I ANIT 3V3N 4RM
> C3NTR3VILL3 I JUSS STAY UP D3R3
> ITZ ALL BOUT LOUISIANA GROV3 ST.
> BITCH


Ay, Lollipop, Cruise Control eh?
any /b/tards around?
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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: b^rose chelm ()
Date: November 18, 2008 11:43PM

All ya haterz discriminating and being racist they not fuckin beaners they not fuckn illegal so quit assuming shit because of what the media says nobody in this site kno was really going on in dis shit so n.y.o.b homie do u
Chyea

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Mrs. K ()
Date: November 18, 2008 11:57PM

And just when I thought this thread couldn't get any dumber...

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: shitonyou ()
Date: December 31, 2008 07:24PM

as real criminals go about there lives selling cocaine to your children. people like these guys get harassed and accused of bullshit. Fairfax county police act like they can even investigate shit... go to new york and meet a real cop who actually does real detective work. Police in this area have no respect for civilians.. they are above everyone!!! biggest gang in the world!

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: January 01, 2009 11:25AM

shitonyou Wrote:
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> Police in this area have no respect for civilians..
> they are above everyone!!!


+1


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Date: June 19, 2009 12:15AM

fuck all y'all momtherfucks thats saiding this shit
i don't give a fuck and fuck those pig they don't have shit on us that's why we are out fuckers
so shut the fuk up cuz am going krazy on all y'all fuckers :) FUK YOUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: June 19, 2009 11:52AM

Well, clearly, school is officially out for the summer. Sigh.

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:07PM

That can't be right. I thought machete attacks only happen in Annandale.
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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Date: June 19, 2009 06:30PM


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Re: Attack with a Machete in Centerville!
Posted by: ffxstoner ()
Date: June 20, 2009 08:38PM

Send those fucks over here i just got a good deal on a 20 gauge berreta. Haven't made it out to bull run to try it yet.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/20/2009 08:38PM by ffxstoner.

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