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Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 26, 2008 10:56AM

In there never ending pursuit of the truth while we are fighting two wars, the venerable Washington Post this morning devoted much of the front page to a full blown expose on Fairfax teenagers shopping for bikinis! The blockbuster piece describes the each girl's body firmness, skin tone, and the all-important fit between their hips and the fabric.

Read the fascinating description of the war room-like discussion these girls had on the pros and cons of going strapless! Find out how well FCPS and Fairfax parents have been doing, allowing one young adult to brilliantly summarize and articulate the foundation of her swmsuit purchase decision making process-"If I don't like it, I'm not going to buy it."


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/25/AR2008072503351.html?hpid=artslot


Don't be afaid to call your Congressman on this one!

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdmental ()
Date: July 26, 2008 10:58AM

meant "their"

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: UNDemented ()
Date: July 26, 2008 11:30AM

Here's a suggestion, FUNdemantal: subscribe to a DIFFERENT newspaper. There are lots of them. Try the Washington Times--it's right up your alley. Lots of moralizing and outrage. There is no need to get your congressman involved--in this country we still have a thing we like to call 'freedom of the press'.

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: Don Carr ()
Date: July 26, 2008 11:43AM

Today's Post also carries, "At Thomas Jefferson, 2.8 is Tantamount to Failure," a truly breathtaking piece about how, while all Americans may be "created" equal, their access to education of their choice depends on where they rate on an arbitrary and capricious scale of snobbery and elitism.

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FUNdamental Wrote:
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> In there never ending pursuit of the truth while
> we are fighting two wars, the venerable Washington
> Post this morning devoted much of the front page
> to a full blown expose on Fairfax teenagers
> shopping for bikinis! The blockbuster piece
> describes the each girl's body firmness, skin
> tone, and the all-important fit between their hips
> and the fabric.
>
> Read the fascinating description of the war
> room-like discussion these girls had on the pros
> and cons of going strapless! Find out how well
> FCPS and Fairfax parents have been doing, allowing
> one young adult to brilliantly summarize and
> articulate the foundation of her swmsuit purchase
> decision making process-"If I don't like it, I'm
> not going to buy it."
>
>
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic
> le/2008/07/25/AR2008072503351.html?hpid=artslot
>
>
> Don't be afaid to call your Congressman on this
> one!

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 26, 2008 12:16PM

Are you saying there is snobbery and elitism in Fairfax County? Never! This board proves quite the opposite; Fairfax County is a bastion of non-judgmental, helpful, easy going, family oriented, law abiding, compassionate citizens.

Perhaps when Matthew attends Robinson in the fall he can date Carly Morris-now that would be a brain trust!


Don Carr Wrote:
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> Today's Post also carries, "At Thomas Jefferson,
> 2.8 is Tantamount to Failure," a truly
> breathtaking piece about how, while all Americans
> may be "created" equal, their access to education
> of their choice depends on where they rate on an
> arbitrary and capricious scale of snobbery and
> elitism.
>
> ---------------------
> FUNdamental Wrote:
> ---------------------
> > In there never ending pursuit of the truth
> while
> > we are fighting two wars, the venerable
> Washington
> > Post this morning devoted much of the front
> page
> > to a full blown expose on Fairfax teenagers
> > shopping for bikinis! The blockbuster piece
> > describes the each girl's body firmness, skin
> > tone, and the all-important fit between their
> hips
> > and the fabric.
> >
> > Read the fascinating description of the war
> > room-like discussion these girls had on the
> pros
> > and cons of going strapless! Find out how well
> > FCPS and Fairfax parents have been doing,
> allowing
> > one young adult to brilliantly summarize and
> > articulate the foundation of her swmsuit
> purchase
> > decision making process-"If I don't like it,
> I'm
> > not going to buy it."
> >
> >
> >
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic
>
> > le/2008/07/25/AR2008072503351.html?hpid=artslot
> >
> >
> > Don't be afaid to call your Congressman on this
> > one!

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 26, 2008 08:09PM

Are you saying every kid that gets A's in gym, driver's ed, and photojournalism deserves to go to TJ?  How elitist is that?
Don Carr Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Today's Post also carries, "At Thomas Jefferson,> 2.8 is Tantamount to Failure," a truly> breathtaking piece about how, while all Americans> may be "created" equal, their access to education> of their choice depends on where they rate on an> arbitrary and capricious scale of snobbery and> elitism.> > ---------------------> FUNdamental Wrote:> ---------------------> > In there never ending pursuit of the truth> while> > we are fighting two wars, the venerable> Washington> > Post this morning devoted much of the front> page> > to a full blown expose on Fairfax teenagers> > shopping for bikinis!  The blockbuster piece> > describes the each girl's body firmness, skin> > tone, and the all-important fit between their> hips> > and the fabric. > > > > Read the fascinating description of the war> > room-like discussion these girls had on the> pros> > and cons of going strapless!  Find out how well> > FCPS and Fairfax parents have been doing,> allowing> > one young adult to brilliantly summarize and> > articulate the foundation of her swmsuit> purchase> > decision making process-"If I don't like it,> I'm> > not going to buy it." > > > > > >> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic>; > > le/2008/07/25/AR2008072503351.html?hpid=artslot> > > > > > Don't be afaid to call your Congressman on this> > one!

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: Matt Nuti ()
Date: July 27, 2008 01:41PM

Hey FUNdametal,

I am no slacker. In the fall I was planning on taking at TJ comic book literature, sex ed, intro to audio visual, home economics, and doubling up on phys ed to get my GPA up.


So there

Matt Nuti


FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Are you saying every kid that gets A's in gym,
> driver's ed, and photojournalism deserves to go to
> TJ?  How elitist is that?
> Don Carr
> Wrote:--------------------------------------------
> -----------> Today's Post also carries, "At Thomas
> Jefferson,> 2.8 is Tantamount to Failure," a
> truly> breathtaking piece about how, while all
> Americans> may be "created" equal, their access to
> education> of their choice depends on where they
> rate on an> arbitrary and capricious scale of
> snobbery and> elitism.> > --------------------->
> FUNdamental Wrote:> ---------------------> > In
> there never ending pursuit of the truth> while> >
> we are fighting two wars, the venerable>
> Washington> > Post this morning devoted much of
> the front> page> > to a full blown expose on
> Fairfax teenagers> > shopping for bikinis!  The
> blockbuster piece> > describes the each girl's
> body firmness, skin> > tone, and the all-important
> fit between their> hips> > and the fabric. > > > >
> Read the fascinating description of the war> >
> room-like discussion these girls had on the> pros>
> > and cons of going strapless!  Find out how well>
> > FCPS and Fairfax parents have been doing,>
> allowing> > one young adult to brilliantly
> summarize and> > articulate the foundation of her
> swmsuit> purchase> > decision making process-"If I
> don't like it,> I'm> > not going to buy it." > > >
> > > >>
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic
> > > >
> le/2008/07/25/AR2008072503351.html?hpid=artslot> >
> > > > > Don't be afaid to call your Congressman on
> this> > one!

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: Riverdancing Faggot ()
Date: July 27, 2008 03:32PM


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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: o ()
Date: July 27, 2008 04:13PM

Riverdancing Faggot Wrote:
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> FUNdamental loves the cock.
>
> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/245071/lord_of_the_d
> ance/
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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: July 27, 2008 04:57PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 03:38PM by inkahootz.

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 27, 2008 05:56PM

Slinky,

FUNdamental is not "o." Are you "Riverdancing faggot?"

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: July 27, 2008 06:16PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 03:40PM by inkahootz.

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 27, 2008 06:19PM

Slinky,

I will be sleeping with a women tonight. Who will you be...nevermind.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: July 27, 2008 06:29PM

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: July 27, 2008 06:34PM

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 27, 2008 07:06PM

You would kill yourself if you had a wife and a couple of kids?

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: July 27, 2008 07:09PM

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 27, 2008 09:05PM

OK, then for next 20 minutes or so, pretend you have my wife for life. But stay at home and have you gun handy.



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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: July 27, 2008 09:12PM

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 16, 2008 10:15AM

The trend continues; check out front page of this morning's Metro.

And BTW, did Inkahootz kill himself? He has been missing off this board for weeks. Did he go to Alta Plaza and not return? Was he arrested for selling speakers out of a van and now in the Fairfax ADC? I haven't called the FCPD yet, because, according to Messenger, posting on the internet that someone is missing is good enough.

I still am kinda concerned about Inkahootz's whereabouts, though. Please Inkahootz, come home.

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 16, 2008 10:21AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
>>> And BTW, did Inkahootz kill himself? He has been
> missing off this board for weeks.



FYI- he told me he was moving out of state. I'm sure he'll pop back in here though.

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 16, 2008 10:29AM

Did he move to Delaware as a subcontractor for Verizon?

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 16, 2008 10:34AM


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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 16, 2008 10:48AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
>> Did he move to Delaware as a subcontractor for Verizon?


Florida.


pgens- WTF is that picture??? lol

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 16, 2008 07:21PM

It's FUNdamental on the hunt for underage pics in the washington post. The pic features his latest "find" in the paper.

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Re: Teenage chicks and Bikinis, exposed!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2008 12:45AM

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