Leaving the mall at noon today there was a ton of first responders. It took awhile for me to see what they were doing...until I saw the car upside down in one of those ponding areas. Looked like they had one person on the banks and one still stuck in the car (car was partially submerged under the water). Anyone know what the outcome was?

The pond was fine, no need to worry.

Wait for it, wait for it...

Any second now there should be a high school kid chiming in with a hilariously funny post of "A car went into a pond."

A car went into a pond.

Just an engine flush.

Scared the shit out of the geese.

They were doing some pond fishing with their car, that's all. No big deal.

A local contractor has been hiring illegals and then murdering them at the end of the job to avoid paying them. FCPD got a tip that under the cover of fog the contractor was trying to dispose of the bodies in the car underwater in the pond.

One can only hope it was fatal.

If they survived it's only a matter of time before they kill innocent people. Death is best in these cases.

Lake Royal Wrote:
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> A local contractor has been hiring illegals and
> then murdering them at the end of the job to avoid
> paying them. FCPD got a tip that under the cover
> of fog the contractor was trying to dispose of the
> bodies in the car underwater in the pond.


I can't believe that you still go to the trouble to keep posting that.
Your life is nothing but surfing Fairfax Underground, waiting for the perfect thread so you can add your stupid contractor reply.
Do you ever do anything else, or do you think you have a winner with the local contractor thing?
It makes me laugh and makes me happy to know my life doesn't suck like yours.
Now go ahead and post some smart ass reply about my deceased mother that makes no sense.

welcome to the internet Fred

Fred Wrote:
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> Lake Royal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A local contractor has been hiring illegals and
> > then murdering them at the end of the job to
> avoid
> > paying them. FCPD got a tip that under the
> cover
> > of fog the contractor was trying to dispose of
> the
> > bodies in the car underwater in the pond.
>
>
> I can't believe that you still go to the trouble
> to keep posting that.

I can't believe YOU still go to the trouble of posting ABOUT my posting that.

> Your life is nothing but surfing Fairfax
> Underground, waiting for the perfect thread so you
> can add your stupid contractor reply.

And YOUR life is nothing but surfing Fairfax Underground, waiting for me to respond to the perfect thread and then commenting about it. I ALREADY know how you feel...you're butt-hurt and your only relief is to try and chap me about it. The only stupid reply here? Are yours.

Here's what I can promise you though...the BEST way of trying to stop someone from doing something on the Internet is to complain about it. If you said nothing...and no one else said nothing...eventually I'd tire of posting it.

> Do you ever do anything else, or do you think you
> have a winner with the local contractor thing?
> It makes me laugh and makes me happy to know my
> life doesn't suck like yours.

I'm not sure why your life doesn't suck like mine either...so, clearly yours sucks harder.

> Now go ahead and post some smart ass reply about
> my deceased mother that makes no sense.

Well, before she died...one night after fucking her ass to mouth she told me that the best part of you ran down her leg.

I was there. Saw the accident. Car lost control and started flipping end over end, and landed on the top at the end of the pond there. One person got ejected from the car, and died on the scene. I saw them put the sheet over them , and carried them up the hill. The other was transported via ambulance to the hospital. It was pretty sad. :-(

Joe the policeman Wrote:
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> I was there. Saw the accident. Car lost control
> and started flipping end over end, and landed on
> the top at the end of the pond there. One person
> got ejected from the car, and died on the scene. I
> saw them put the sheet over them , and carried
> them up the hill. The other was transported via
> ambulance to the hospital. It was pretty sad. :-(

@Fred: Where's all the outrage, pal? How is this guy's account of what happened any more or less credible than what Lake Royal said what happened?

Were any of the annoying geese at least taken out for once?

Was it a Smartcar?

Joe the policeman Wrote:
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> I was there. Saw the accident. Car lost control
> and started flipping end over end, and landed on
> the top at the end of the pond there. One person
> got ejected from the car, and died on the scene. I
> saw them put the sheet over them , and carried
> them up the hill. The other was transported via
> ambulance to the hospital. It was pretty sad. :-(


It'll buff out.

Pics or it didn't happen.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/DmzsVpt7Q3w

Quit lying lake royal. You know you couldn't get it up that night.

Why is this thread even still a thread? The pond was FINE!

All mez cards bout iz whut da color uf teh skin wuzz. Betz sum shade uf brown ur yeller.

Maybe they were birdwatchers doing the annual bird population count. Once the goose population gets over a certain number, the authorities used to start a hunting season on them and killing them off and giving them to the food banks.

Asian drivers

i.t.e. Wrote:
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> Scared the shit out of the geese.


actually, some ducks were kilt
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the grammar police Wrote:
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> Why is this thread even still a thread? The pond
> was FINE!


Praise the Lord!



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Joe the policeman is correct. I was there and witnessed the same thing as he did. Someone's family has been changed forever. Someone will have an empty seat at the dinner table tonight possible two since we are not sure if the other victim survived or not. I'm amazed that so many of find this accident a topic of jokes. You should be ashamed of yourselves. This could of been your mom, dad, wife, husband, son, daughter, sister or brother. Just shameful!

I find it VERY hard to believe that the County Police Department would not report a traffic fatality at Fair Oaks Mall
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It was the guns!

Ashamed of your jokes Wrote:
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> Joe the policeman is correct. I was there and
> witnessed the same thing as he did. Someone's
> family has been changed forever. Someone will have
> an empty seat at the dinner table tonight possible
> two since we are not sure if the other victim
> survived or not. I'm amazed that so many of find
> this accident a topic of jokes. You should be
> ashamed of yourselves. This could of been your
> mom, dad, wife, husband, son, daughter, sister or
> brother. Just shameful!

But it wasn't.......this time

No one I know would drive so badly as to kill themselves that way.

Now the asshole is dead and can't hurt me!

Winning!