Though yours appears to be a troll post, here's a good place to start for anyone itnerested in same for real:
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/jobs/auxiliarypoliceofficer.htm
One of my neighbors is an APO. After talking with him I looked into it to see what was involved - it is NOT a light volunteer activity - lots of qualification, lots of time necessary to give.
You would have to be dedicated to voluteering at all times of day simply for the satifsfaction of having served your county/state/country.