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There are plenty, shady places all over NoVA but there is one across the river in Gaithersburg, MD on Shady Grove Road which is awesome. Great artists, no BS and decent prices.
want a new tat Wrote:
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> looking to add a new tat, whos the best artist in
> the area? do not want to pay whole lot either
"Do not want to pay a whole lot" Then don't expect the best.
PErsonally, I don't care about price, only quality, so unlike OP, if anyone has recommendations on the best (and not just parlor, artists too), I'd be interested in this forum as well. Thx!
Dipshit, is a tattoo (permanent) something you really wanna be trying to save some cash on? I pay $150 an hour for bigger pieces. It sucks, but I'd hate to see what I'd get for $75 an hour.
"doot" sounds like someone who went to Virginia Tech and now sits at a cubicle in Arlington or DC all day making close to 6-figures. Way to go on your accomplishment buddy. Nothing sets you apart like taking the same path as millions of other "yes man" minions. I'm sure, in time, you'll need to find ink as well, as you don't have the artistic talent (they didn't teach you that) to immortalize that fucking Hokie Turkey on your own flabby bicep.
But I digress...
Here's a better idea; if you want to draw attention to yourself, shoot yourself. It's relatively cheap, profound and doesn't require the upkeep that a tattoo does. Plus, the fact that you're so desperate for attention leads me to believe that something has gone horribly wrong at some point in your life, quite possibly making you a burden to our society. It may be best to just get it out of the way now. You know, pay it forward...
Naturally, I'm kidding (only about shooting yourself). I don't condone suicide. It's just a snarky reply to something your stupid ass posted on a message board when you could have just as easily Googled it yourself.
On the other hand, I do hate a Northern Virginia yuppie, so you can quote me on my first paragraph.
Que? Wrote:
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> "doot" sounds like someone who went to Virginia
> Tech and now sits at a cubicle in Arlington or DC
> all day making close to 6-figures. Way to go on
> your accomplishment buddy. Nothing sets you apart
> like taking the same path as millions of other
> "yes man" minions. I'm sure, in time, you'll need
> to find ink as well, as you don't have the
> artistic talent (they didn't teach you that) to
> immortalize that fucking Hokie Turkey on your own
> flabby bicep.
>
> But I digress...
>
> Here's a better idea; if you want to draw
> attention to yourself, shoot yourself. It's
> relatively cheap, profound and doesn't require the
> upkeep that a tattoo does. Plus, the fact that
> you're so desperate for attention leads me to
> believe that something has gone horribly wrong at
> some point in your life, quite possibly making you
> a burden to our society. It may be best to just
> get it out of the way now. You know, pay it
> forward...
>
> Naturally, I'm kidding (only about shooting
> yourself). I don't condone suicide. It's just a
> snarky reply to something your stupid ass posted
> on a message board when you could have just as
> easily Googled it yourself.
> On the other hand, I do hate a Northern Virginia
> yuppie, so you can quote me on my first paragraph.
Ooh, you really told me!
I'm sorry man, I take it all back. You are my hero with all those tats. How could you stand the pain? Man, I'm in awe of your bravery!!!
Damn, I wish I had the balls to do something great like get a tattoo!
doot Wrote:
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> Que? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "doot" sounds like someone who went to Virginia
> > Tech and now sits at a cubicle in Arlington or
> DC
> > all day making close to 6-figures. Way to go
> on
> > your accomplishment buddy. Nothing sets you
> apart
> > like taking the same path as millions of other
> > "yes man" minions. I'm sure, in time, you'll
> need
> > to find ink as well, as you don't have the
> > artistic talent (they didn't teach you that) to
> > immortalize that fucking Hokie Turkey on your
> own
> > flabby bicep.
> >
> > But I digress...
> >
> > Here's a better idea; if you want to draw
> > attention to yourself, shoot yourself. It's
> > relatively cheap, profound and doesn't require
> the
> > upkeep that a tattoo does. Plus, the fact that
> > you're so desperate for attention leads me to
> > believe that something has gone horribly wrong
> at
> > some point in your life, quite possibly making
> you
> > a burden to our society. It may be best to
> just
> > get it out of the way now. You know, pay it
> > forward...
> >
> > Naturally, I'm kidding (only about shooting
> > yourself). I don't condone suicide. It's just
> a
> > snarky reply to something your stupid ass
> posted
> > on a message board when you could have just as
> > easily Googled it yourself.
> > On the other hand, I do hate a Northern
> Virginia
> > yuppie, so you can quote me on my first
> paragraph.
>
>
> Ooh, you really told me!
>
> I'm sorry man, I take it all back. You are my
> hero with all those tats. How could you stand the
> pain? Man, I'm in awe of your bravery!!!
>
> Damn, I wish I had the balls to do something great
> like get a tattoo!