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WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: EMPLOYEE ()
Date: October 02, 2012 01:06PM

Does anyone know anything about the guy who drives around the Safeway parking lot on Burke Centre Parkway all the time? He drives a late model Ford ranger with a cap on it and it's got tons of signs in the windows. He is always blaring 60's music with the windows down, but is yelling into a cell phone. He has Florida tags and we have called the police on him, but they said they couldn't pull him over because he "didn't do anything illegal" (even though he's been doing this for well over a year and has Florida plates.) Couldn't they pull him over for out of state tags (as he clearly reside shere in VA!)
Either way he is creepy!

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The Hall of OBAMA HEROES!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 02, 2012 01:09PM

fAter a fallow period in the mid Seventies, the band experienced a revival during the late 1970s and early 1980s with albums Sleepwalker, Misfits, Low Budget, Give the People What They Want and State of Confusion. In addition, groups such as Van Halen, the Jam, the Knack, the Pretenders and the Fall covered their songs, helping to boost the Kinks' record sales. In the 1990s, Britpop acts such as Blur and Oasis cited the band as a major influence.[1] The Kinks broke up in 1996, a result of the commercial failures of their last few albums and creative tension between the Davies brothers.[6] Sully Rd South onto lee Jackson Memorial Hwy into Chantilly, check status of machines at Fair Oaks Mall. Return any defective parts that are present. If you have not heard from Bill Splevins or Mara Toles at this time, continue to Fairfax County Court house. Don't park on Judicial Drive.They were the second group of the British Invasion on The Ed Sullivan Show, appearing in March for two weeks after the Beatles appeared three straight weeks in February 1964. For some time the Dave Clark Five were more popular in the US than in their native UK, but had a renaissance in the UK between 1967 and 1970. The group disbanded in late 1970. On 10 March 2008, the band was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.[2]



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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: employee ()
Date: October 02, 2012 01:12PM

Oh I don't know.....he could be stalking children, woman, whatever....if you had him driving around your office daily..believe me...you would be concerned!

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: Freedom Rocker ()
Date: October 02, 2012 01:13PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> And his crime is????

+1, Nutwinger!

What the fuck, OP? Why do you give a shit about what OTHER people do? I bet FCPD leads the nation in 911 calls that aren't crimes.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: employee ()
Date: October 02, 2012 01:18PM

Hey Freedom Rocker...you're an ignorant shitbag. Nobody said 911 was called.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: You Don't Mess With The Phantom ()
Date: October 02, 2012 01:21PM

What kind of signs?

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 02, 2012 01:22PM

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idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: Coolguy ()
Date: October 02, 2012 01:42PM

The guy in the Ford Ranger is cool. I told him I liked his signs and he give me $100 bill. No shit. I used the money and bought drinks for a couple of 'hos at Hopsfrog. Seriously, if you go up to him and tell him you support his cause and agree with him, he will give you money. You might have to listen to his BS fora while, but he will pay you for your support. Maybe not a $100 bill, but my friend got a $50 bill doing the same thing.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: employee ()
Date: October 02, 2012 02:13PM

@Coolguy...Wow that's crazy. He may be very harmless, but it's one of those situations where it's obvious that "something" isn't right with him. And ya have to trust that if God forbid he DID do something, you don't want 100 people standing around going, "Oh yeah...I saw that guy all the time and didn't do anything about him. What??? He blew up the strip mall? Always knew something wasn't right."
Because those are the same idiots ya see when something DOES actually go down ya know?

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: employee ()
Date: October 02, 2012 02:15PM

But also, what does he say his signs mean anyway? They don't make sense....

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: So? ()
Date: October 02, 2012 02:19PM

So what is his cause ?

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 02, 2012 02:23PM

Boy this is some area. A million little old ladies peering out their windows wondering what evil everyone is up to.

A guy is a little off the norm and douchebags right away want to call the cops on him.

At the same time , who knows what shenanigans the OP is pulling?



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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 02, 2012 02:44PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Boy this is some area. A million little old ladies
> peering out their windows wondering what evil
> everyone is up to.
>
> A guy is a little off the norm and douchebags
> right away want to call the cops on him.
>
> At the same time , who knows what shenanigans the
> OP is pulling?

Always could just be OP has a beef with the guy in the Ranger and wants to badmouth him a little bit..

Great passive-aggressive, agitprop.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: Freedom Rocker ()
Date: October 02, 2012 03:01PM

employee Wrote:
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> Hey Freedom Rocker...you're an ignorant shitbag.
> Nobody said 911 was called.

I bet FCPD leads the nation in 911 calls that aren't crimes.

Hold on, I'll fix it...

I bet FCPD leads the nation in calls that aren't crimes. Oh...but OP, you're still a d-bag.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: There's an app for this! ()
Date: October 02, 2012 03:06PM

2concerned is an expert at dealing with these types of situations. Let him handle this one!

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: I see where this is going ()
Date: October 02, 2012 03:06PM

This is going to turn into another dancing man thread---I can feel it.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: Tesla ()
Date: October 02, 2012 03:19PM

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you
the
right?"
"To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in"
"If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner"

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

Now, hey you, mister, can't you read?
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside
Ugh!

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray"
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a
penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine."
Wooo!

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Sign
Sign, sign

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: big daddy ()
Date: October 02, 2012 04:00PM

Drive around the police station parking lot and see how long it takes them to come out to ask what's up....

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: employee ()
Date: October 02, 2012 06:35PM

Yep...you figured me out you pathetic sack of shit! I have some problem with the guy in the Ford Ranger and am bad mouthing him. Give me a break! I just want to know if anyone knows who he is. He doesn't seem remotely stable and someone should check on him. If you saw him you would agree ya dumb ass! I don't have any issue with people driving around wasting their gas all day, but when they are continuously circling the lot and fucking talking to themselves, it's slightly disturbing.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: eally confused ()
Date: October 02, 2012 07:35PM

Need a picture. Or this is a waste!

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: not a fan ()
Date: October 02, 2012 07:38PM

The biggest crime at that Safeway is the slow checkout service, usually only two registers open and the self checkouts being broken all the time.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 02, 2012 10:12PM

employee Wrote:
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> Yep...you figured me out you pathetic sack of
> shit! I have some problem with the guy in the Ford
> Ranger and am bad mouthing him. Give me a break! I
> just want to know if anyone knows who he is. He
> doesn't seem remotely stable and someone should
> check on him. If you saw him you would agree ya
> dumb ass! I don't have any issue with people
> driving around wasting their gas all day, but when
> they are continuously circling the lot and fucking
> talking to themselves, it's slightly disturbing.

Hey, got ya kinda mad with that..

Go talk to the fucking guy already. What is the worst that could happen?

It's a long shot you're goig to get in real answers here, quit farting around and check his goofy ass already, ya dig?

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+1, Wingnut
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: October 03, 2012 08:32AM

PLUS FUCKING ONE!!

what has turned Fairfax into the County of COWARDS!?!!?

but Gordo - it could be DANGEROUS!!!!

meanwhile, you feel all safe as hell driving to the EXACT SAME SHOPPING CENTER, right? Never realizing how that's the most dangerous, deadly part of yr day.

Anywho, like wingnut said, OP - talk to the asshole if his actions put yr panties in a bunch. Or get the shopping center to put a tresspass notice on him if it's such a big deal (talk to one of the store renters to start that process)

not really a police issue.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: October 03, 2012 08:52AM

employee Wrote:
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> Yep...you figured me out you pathetic sack of
> shit! I have some problem with the guy in the Ford
> Ranger and am bad mouthing him. Give me a break! I
> just want to know if anyone knows who he is. He
> doesn't seem remotely stable and someone should
> check on him. If you saw him you would agree ya
> dumb ass! I don't have any issue with people
> driving around wasting their gas all day, but when
> they are continuously circling the lot and fucking
> talking to themselves, it's slightly disturbing.


Ok, here's what I am going to need you to do today. Take a picture or two of this fellow and upload them to a public Photobucket account. Next, post the pictures here.

I should be able to help you shortly afterwards.



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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: October 03, 2012 09:30AM

\ I bet FCPD leads the nation
> in 911 calls that aren't crimes.


Most def.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: You Don't Mess With The Phantom ()
Date: October 03, 2012 09:56AM

employee Wrote:
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> Yep...you figured me out you pathetic sack of
> shit! I have some problem with the guy in the Ford
> Ranger and am bad mouthing him. Give me a break! I
> just want to know if anyone knows who he is. He
> doesn't seem remotely stable and someone should
> check on him. If you saw him you would agree ya
> dumb ass! I don't have any issue with people
> driving around wasting their gas all day, but when
> they are continuously circling the lot and fucking
> talking to themselves, it's slightly disturbing.


Again, what are the type of signs on his car? This adds a layer of context of what type of nutjob he is. Is he a right-wing nut job? Left-wing? Anti-Primerica? This shit is important.

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: October 03, 2012 10:44AM

Can the cops even pull him over in the parking lot? The lot is private property so wouldn't the property owner need to complain before anyone could do anything?

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: October 03, 2012 05:41PM

You Don't Mess With The Phantom Wrote:
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> Again, what are the type of signs on his car? This
> adds a layer of context of what type of nutjob he
> is.

Yes and what is his "cause" that you can listen to for 100 bucks?

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Re: WEIRD GUY IN FORD TRUCK CIRCLES SHOPPING CENTER IN BURKE
Posted by: i sell drugs ()
Date: November 20, 2012 08:01PM

got all the drugs you want. just email me

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