HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
women police officers
Posted by: laughing hard ()
Date: August 06, 2012 08:22PM

Women serving in the police force. Your not intimidating, your only a women. Any man can shu you away. Your physical strength is comparable to a child. Your mental activity and compacity is 50% lower then most men. You are the laughing stock of fairfax county. Little bitches calling backup for every little stop. Is it because you know your only a women...must be so...How low has our society suken to give badges to cunts, dykes and whores. 5 foot whores running around on power trips.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: lolyer ()
Date: August 06, 2012 08:39PM

Shiiitt... tell that to the female deputies in Fairfax ADC ... lol

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: not true ()
Date: August 06, 2012 08:44PM

Not true, just look at the officer below, she had to deal with a crazy white guy and a dancing black man all on her own.

file.php?2,file=60085,filename=HaveYouSe

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: laughing hard ()
Date: August 06, 2012 09:07PM

lolyer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Shiiitt... tell that to the female deputies in
> Fairfax ADC ... lol

lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: August 06, 2012 09:25PM

laughing hard Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Your not intimidating, your only a women. Any man can shu
> you away. Your physical strength is comparable to
> a child. Your mental activity and compacity is 50%
> lower then most men.

Perhaps they know the difference between "your" and "you're" not to mention "shu" and "shoo"...

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: His gun was to small ()
Date: August 06, 2012 09:33PM

Hard must've had a bad day
Check the police search report

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: MangoMan ()
Date: August 06, 2012 09:37PM

lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: lolyer ()
Date: August 08, 2012 04:37PM

laughing hard Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lolyer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shiiitt... tell that to the female deputies in
> > Fairfax ADC ... lol
>
> lol if any one of them ever went toe to toe with
> an inmate...we all know what would happen....RAPE!

The question is - who would get raped? The inmate or the female deputy? 'Cause some of the female deps are uhh .. pretty built.. prolly got a bigger dick than most of us .. lulz !

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: LLH ()
Date: August 08, 2012 05:09PM

I used to date a DC police woman many years ago. She had a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and could shoot the hairs off of a gnats ass with a pistol. Nobody you'd want to piss off. On top of that she was a drop dead gorgeous redhead too.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 08, 2012 05:10PM

LLH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I used to date a DC police woman many years ago.
> She had a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and could
> shoot the hairs off of a gnats ass with a pistol.
> Nobody you'd want to piss off. On top of that she
> was a drop dead gorgeous redhead too.



Carpet match the drapes?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: LLH ()
Date: August 08, 2012 05:19PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> LLH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I used to date a DC police woman many years
> ago.
> > She had a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and could
> > shoot the hairs off of a gnats ass with a
> pistol.
> > Nobody you'd want to piss off. On top of that
> she
> > was a drop dead gorgeous redhead too.
>
>
>
> Carpet match the drapes?

Yes.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Yes mam ()
Date: August 08, 2012 06:03PM

Laughing doesn't get me hard but a good looking woman in uniform.
Yes mam, what ever you say

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 09, 2012 02:50PM

You know why they have women cops? So they can better fit in with the rest of us in order to infiltrate and take over the county whenever the chief of police snaps his fingers! They'll all turn on the citizens and we won't even see it coming, not from the women anyway. POLICE STATE!!!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Che Guevara ()
Date: August 09, 2012 02:57PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You know why they have women cops? So they can
> better fit in with the rest of us in order to
> infiltrate and take over the county whenever the
> chief of police snaps his fingers! They'll all
> turn on the citizens and we won't even see it
> coming, not from the women anyway. POLICE STATE!!!

So?
I'm for a good revolution
Some of you fatties good stand a little weight loss
Can't live forever.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 09, 2012 03:26PM

irony_che_t-shirt.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Che ()
Date: August 09, 2012 03:29PM

Yea, but I look good

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Che's Attorney ()
Date: August 09, 2012 03:51PM

Che Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yea, but I look good


Two movies,three books, songs and now a t-shirt?
And no copyrights on file, Che.
We're rich ole buddy
You would have loved America, Che

And women in uniforms!!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 09, 2012 03:53PM

Oh yeah.....
Attachments:
20081204025610_dcpolicchief.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Police Academy ()
Date: August 09, 2012 03:59PM

She reminds me of the german police woman in the movies

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Police Academy ()
Date: August 09, 2012 03:59PM

She reminds me of the german police woman in the movies

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: the way it tis ()
Date: August 10, 2012 01:26AM

Oh, now, I'm not trying to start a gender war, but I do remember once in college...

It was some silly feel-good sociology class or something like that, and this kind of built up chick gets up and starts pratalling on about how women are actually better made for physical combat because they have wide hips and shorter arms and lower centers of gravity and on and on...

Of course, ignoring the whole time that in no way shape form or fashion are they, as a whole, better suited for combat than men, as a whole...

So, some skinny ass dude says, kind of under his breath, but loud enough for her to hear, "oh yeah, how about I just get up and push your squat ass over"...and she was stupid enough to say go ahead and try it...

So of course, skinny dude gets up and pushes her ass over, and pandemonium ensues...

facts are facts, even if they don't align with the way the way some people want things to be.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: August 10, 2012 09:00AM

Let's see your opinion of one when she's armed, agitated, and comes to your house after being told that you threaten kids.

Yes, Women police officers can be equally scary.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: women police officers
Posted by: Go To Jail 2concerned ()
Date: August 10, 2012 09:12AM

You threatened you children? What a sick fuck you are and maybe the police should keep you locked up;

Now I'm hateyou too.

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********  **    **  ********  **     **  **     ** 
 **        **   **   **    **  ***   ***  **     ** 
 **        **  **        **    **** ****  **     ** 
 ******    *****        **     ** *** **  **     ** 
 **        **  **      **      **     **   **   **  
 **        **   **     **      **     **    ** **   
 ********  **    **    **      **     **     ***    
This forum powered by Phorum.