monumentlloyd Wrote:
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> LOL. Meade's latest tumblr vlog
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http://meadeskelton.tumblr.com/post/15312373090/bo
> rn-to-be-a-star
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>
> I have figured out why regular ‘ol jobs just
> don’t work out for me. Its because they aren’t
> what I should be doing! I was meant to be on
> stage, on film, or in front of a tv camera!! Why
> can’t I be doing that with my life , instead of
> making smoothies and flipping hamburgers? I just
> don’t know why the Lord it testing me so. Maybe
> its because Im not ready for those bright lights
> just yet. But I want to be so much!! I feel
> energized when Im stage (although a tad sick and
> nervous), and I love being in front of a
> television camera. I have sung on live TV twice in
> my life, why can’t I do it every day?
>
> My life is not a bowl of cherries. Its more like a
> toilet bowl of berries! I want so much to be
> recognized so I won’t have to work crummy jobs
> my whole life. I’ll be 33 years old this Spring
> ? Thats practically middle aged! Why, oh why?? My
> youth is fading fast before thine eyes, and I
> haven’t a thing to show for it. I live in a
> daily fantasy world where I sit at home and watch
> episodes of “Zeke and Luther” and pretend that
> having a gig at the local watering hole is just
> one step away from Carnegie Hall. Last year I
> didnt get hardly any reviews on my EP release. I
> got did manage to get a phoney music interview.
> But I mean, really?? Do people think Im that
> gullible? I hear so many people on the radio, and
> I KNOW I can do better. I am very worthy of this.
> I guess its just up the Man Upstairs. Its hard not
> doing what I was born to be doing.
>
> Things that bother me lately:
>
> -Im overweight
>
> -Im almost middle aged
>
> -I am not a Star
>
> - I am unemployed
>
> -I have to work jobs that are beneath my skill and
> intelligence level
>
> -People do not like my music even though its
> pretty decent
>
> -My trust fund is running out
>
> -My hair is not as thick as I would like it to be
>
> -I have not had a date with a live female since
> 2002.
This sums up the career of John Wednesday, aka Jared Miller, who posts as MrMephisto on here.