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Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:52PM

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:03PM

Gayest, most horribly photo-chopped thread ever. Please go directly to the bottom of the page.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: Lusty Scripps ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:09PM

I don't find anything unattractive about those particular women. If they are fairly attractive, have a nice personality and we are compatible, then I would totally date an amputee. Now, for some people, the idea of this is a fetish. This is not a fetish for me though, I mean, I wouldn't give my right arm to date a woman like that.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:15PM

The women are all hot, but I think fatboyx has it right and they are Photoshopped.

I don't know if I could get turned on for a girl missing a leg or arm, even if she was really hot other than that.

I never understood guys who would be turned on by a missing limb, it's almost kind of sadistic. Accepting someone as they are and seeing past it is noble, but getting aroused by it is kind of weird.

Same with guys who like really fat chicks. A preference for voluptuous is one thing, but getting a rod for someone who is unhealthy and morbidly obese, I do not understand.


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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:26PM

Heres something that aint photochopped. My left arm after a car accident, nearly an amputee i was.
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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 02:22PM

Hey fatboyx, in all seriousness, you can get something called emu oil for your scars. You can find it at a lot of organic grocery stores, a bit expensive, but it is like a miracle cure for scars. If anything, it helps reduce the reddish color.


I have some biopsy scars I used the emu oil on and they practically disappeared in weeks.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: Not A Harry Tuttle Post ()
Date: April 13, 2011 02:27PM

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: Filbert ()
Date: April 13, 2011 02:34PM

Emu oil is very expensive. What the hell, scars identify a man and turn women on.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 02:53PM

Filbert Wrote:
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> Emu oil is very expensive. What the hell, scars
> identify a man and turn women on.





Nothing turns women on like a survivor of self-immolation.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: April 13, 2011 03:42PM

Those pictures were taken over 6 years ago, so many of those smaller scars are gone or white. Although the big sucker on my elbow remains.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: Hannibal ()
Date: April 13, 2011 03:47PM

At least you have a good story to go with the scars. Some guys have scars (especially on the face) and have the most common reasons for it.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: April 13, 2011 03:56PM

Funny you should mention, I have a 16 inch scar running the length of my head from the same accident. Peeled my scalp like an orange. Lucky for me, its concealed by my hair.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:08PM

First one definitely looks fake, but you can't deny the hot bodies of the other 2. Not my thing, but they're pretty hot.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:10PM

Sorry, the last one looks fake as well

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:11PM

A chick is hot regardless of whether or not she's missing a limb. A limb amputation has no bearing on attractiveness whatsoever.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: Hot Amputee ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:18PM

Oh yeah, here's some hot amputee action!


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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:24PM

Hot Amputee Wrote:
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> Oh yeah, here's some hot amputee action!


yeghhhhk!!!


I had to turn after the narrator started talkig about seperating the femur with the gas powered saw.

Fucking gnarly.Poor dude.


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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: Hot Amputee ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:30PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Hot Amputee Wrote:
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> > Oh yeah, here's some hot amputee action!
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> yeghhhhk!!!
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> I had to turn after the narrator started talkig
> about seperating the femur with the gas powered
> saw.
>
> Fucking gnarly.Poor dude.

Oscillating saw, not gas powered saw. I believe it's electric powered.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:41PM

Yeah, he said "oscilating" but there was a bad audio edit to it, could have sworn he said gas powered. Didn't make sense to me they'd use a gas powered saw for a mediacl procedure with all the fumes in a sterile enviroment, or they'd have one so small.

Fucking watched that again just to be proved wrong. That is some seriously scary shit, the dry clinical and methodical narration makes it all the more creepy.

I knew a guy once who died of gangrene because he didn't go to the doctor and lose his leg. Can't say I understood, but after that vid, I feel his pain.


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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: Hot Amputee ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:02PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> I knew a guy once who died of gangrene because he
> didn't go to the doctor and lose his leg. Can't
> say I understood, but after that vid, I feel his
> pain.

Wow, that's intense. I'd rather lose a leg than lose my life. Then I could walk around like a bad-ass with a parrot on my shoulder and a fucking wooden post for a leg. Arrr, matey.

Seriously though, mad respect for the doctors that do that, I'm not sure I could handle removing major body parts like that.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:04PM

I dated a girl with one leg for a while, her name was Eileen.

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:10PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I dated a girl with one leg for a while, her name
> was Eileen.


Was she head over heel for you?


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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:26PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> name
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> Was she head over heel for you?


Yes she was, but I broke up with her, she just couldn't put her best foot forward

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 14, 2011 12:49PM

Did she have a leg up on the competition?

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: April 14, 2011 02:22PM

She would do whatever I said, I would just say " Hop to it "

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Re: Hot or Not - Amputees
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: April 14, 2011 05:44PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I dated a girl with one leg for a while, her name
> was Eileen.

That's nothing, I dated a one-legged Asian girl named Irene.

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