Alrighty there boys and girls, ms teacher bitch has invited Tyrone here today to tell you boys and girls what to do when you get blind mutherfuckin shitfaced and crash yo car into some body fucking house in the middle of the damn day.
Now, what do you think yo principal would do if he did that?
Jenny? You raise yo sexy lil hand... what you say?
"He would report it to the authorities right away?"
Well Jenny I see why you might think that, because that's what HE WOULD SAY and what yo teacher bitch would tell you to do. But that's when YOU CRASH, not yo principal.
Tyrone has got to get down to the corner and get me some fresh fentanyl from my man Lysol, so I'm going to tell you chillums what you NEED TO DO IN THE REAL MUHFUGGIN WORLD, just like yo principal.
YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE AND LIE ABOUT IT TO EVERYBODY!!!! That's right chillums, you run and run and run until you can't run no more and when the police come you say fuck you 5-0 suck my dick.
Peace out bitches.