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Hours is smellin’ stanky
Posted by: Stankinator ()
Date: November 25, 2021 12:21PM

Now come the bean blasts, the turkey talkback, the stuffing splatters, the potato poots, the yam slams, and the corn creaks. My house is full of farts.

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Re: Hours is smellin’ stanky
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Date: November 25, 2021 12:35PM

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Re: Hours is smellin’ stanky
Posted by: Farts McHambeast ()
Date: November 26, 2021 07:41AM

That turkey talkback is nothing to fool around with. You drop a dutch oven with that and it can be lethal.

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Re: Hours is smellin’ stanky
Posted by: plunger operator. ()
Date: November 26, 2021 08:14AM

My Brother-in-law clogged one of our toilets last night. Talk about stanky!

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Re: Hours is smellin’ stanky
Posted by: Willie Wanker ()
Date: November 26, 2021 10:49AM

plunger operator. Wrote:
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> My Brother-in-law clogged one of our toilets last
> night. Talk about stanky!


Gotta watch out for those everlasting potstoppers. Too much stuffing.

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Re: Hours is smellin’ stanky
Posted by: Big Poppa ()
Date: November 26, 2021 12:39PM

I woke up this morning and took a giant nasty eesh. It clogged the toilet.

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Re: Hours is smellin’ stanky
Posted by: Too bad you woke up ()
Date: November 26, 2021 12:45PM

Big Poppa Wrote:
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> I woke up this morning


Hi William. Did you have another wet dream about eesh last night? Next time do the world a favor and die in your sleep.

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