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Flaming bloody bowels
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: June 21, 2021 11:04PM

I wish Brown Onion was still here. I need some advice. After several months of eating healthy, I had a relapse and went to Tippys Taco for lunch, and ever since I got home I have been on the groan throne pushing out chunky flaming bloody stools, and it won’t stop. Any advice from the bowels community?

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Re: Flaming bloody bowels
Posted by: Craptacular ()
Date: June 21, 2021 11:06PM

Next time have the midwives over to assist and maybe Wayne Newton to sing you a soothing song.

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Re: Flaming bloody bowels
Posted by: You prolly got the roids ()
Date: June 21, 2021 11:21PM

They'll bloody the bowel for a day

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Re: Flaming bloody bowels
Posted by: V667E ()
Date: June 21, 2021 11:34PM

Same thing happens when you eat at Taco Bell. Taco Bell farts tend to be a little riper, too.

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Re: Flaming bloody bowels
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: June 21, 2021 11:36PM

Craptacular Wrote:
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> Next time have the midwives over to assist and
> maybe Wayne Newton to sing you a soothing song.


Wayne Newton is ok, but I would really love it if Dolly Parton would come over and sing Jolene.

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