Re: National Guard On Call To Protect State Capitols From MAGA
Posted by:
Republican Surrender Officer
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Date: January 11, 2021 08:04PM
Republican authorities conducting the US surrender to Trump Taliban warlord have informed the Public that the terms of our surrender require everyone not to say or do anything that might offend his Jihadi White Dress-Up Militia in the lawless Wild Red State tribal regions. If anyone says 25, Impeachment, everybody dies.
This is like the movie the Postman. We need a brave guy who knows how to grinds coffee for way too long for one seen who can dress up like a Postal Worker, fool everybody into thinking he's employed, and can invoke the power Ate. He can take the Zip Line to the dam, and get Tom Petty to make them stop playing his songs at their Superspreader Rallies.