Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> > God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into
> a
> > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> glad
> > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you
> > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
>
> Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has
> been a holiday tradition in the Craplace household
> part for over a decade.
>
> Thank you for the wise suggestion.


Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for a stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show us the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break into the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz doesn't want to play favorites with the Gardiner tykes.

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> > > God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> into
> > a
> > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > glad
> > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> you
> > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
> >
> > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has
> > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> household
> > part for over a decade.
> >
> > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for a
> stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show us
> the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break into
> the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> doesn't want to play favorites with the Gardiner
> tykes.

I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my case the Christmas stocking was all I had available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.

Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real, gotta wonder how his bowels are.

Brown Onion Wrote:

>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.


Do you really think it is a good idea to put drawings of poop in Christmas stockings for Children?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> > > > God bless you and early seasons greetings
> red
> > > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> > into
> > > a
> > > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > > glad
> > > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> > you
> > > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels
> cooperate!
> > >
> > > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings
> has
> > > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> > household
> > > part for over a decade.
> > >
> > > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for
> a
> > stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show
> us
> > the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> > himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> > neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break
> into
> > the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> > three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> > dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> > doesn't want to play favorites with the
> Gardiner
> > tykes.
>
> I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my
> case the Christmas stocking was all I had
> available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my
> younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to
> drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.
>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.

The Bristol Stool Guide is a farce. It is outdated and incomplete. Everyone knows there are more than 7 kinds of poop. Even the basic parameters of smell and color are totally omitted for some bizarre reason.

A much better stocking stuffer is this fun printable game which depicts 20 types of baby poop. Adult poop is even more diverse, but this chart is a starting point and can provide hours of fun over the holidays
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Al dente potato cubes with mayonnaise, egg, onion and some pickle juice on the menu this evening with sliced tomato and grilled chicken. Our bowels will handle it... deliciously.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> > > > God bless you and early seasons greetings
> red
> > > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> > into
> > > a
> > > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > > glad
> > > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> > you
> > > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels
> cooperate!
> > >
> > > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings
> has
> > > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> > household
> > > part for over a decade.
> > >
> > > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for
> a
> > stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show
> us
> > the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> > himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> > neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break
> into
> > the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> > three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> > dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> > doesn't want to play favorites with the
> Gardiner
> > tykes.
>
> I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my
> case the Christmas stocking was all I had
> available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my
> younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to
> drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.
>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.

Brown, you know Poopy Fartz hasn't been the same since the incident when we called 911. He was clinically dead for several minutes before the EMT's brought him back. I'm still a little upset that they threw out the frozen corn dog that was thawing up his ass. We were so looking forward to sharing it with each other. Also, it was good that they believed us when we told them he had a prescription for the Rohypnol they would undoubtedly find when they did blood work.

We BiBs are in a special class. We have such an enlightened relationship with our God given excretions. To us, it is manna from heaven.
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Are you for real? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> >
> > Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> > from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was
> real,
> > gotta wonder how his bowels are.
>
>
> Do you really think it is a good idea to put
> drawings of poop in Christmas stockings for
> Children?
>
> What the fuck is wrong with you?


How are your bowels?

In a effort to improve my diet I am going to have a big salad for dinner tonight with a food lion rotisserie chicken on the side. My bowels need a break.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> In a effort to improve my diet I am going to have
> a big salad for dinner tonight with a food lion
> rotisserie chicken on the side. My bowels need a
> break.

Congrats boiled although not sure about the rotisserie chicken. It might start out that size but end up a heave and ho titanic sized scream fest on the groan throne.

I remember in the ambulance, one of the medics asked why BiBs choose to thaw corn dogs by shoving them up our asses. I told him microwaves make them too soggy. He agreed. Maybe he is a future BiB? Perhaps Brown Onion can invite him over to a party and we can see if he opens up about his secret desires.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> > In a effort to improve my diet I am going to
> have
> > a big salad for dinner tonight with a food lion
> > rotisserie chicken on the side. My bowels need
> a
> > break.
>
> Congrats boiled although not sure about the
> rotisserie chicken. It might start out that size
> but end up a heave and ho titanic sized scream
> fest on the groan throne.

I hope so. Don't worry, I'll save some and drop it off on my way to work in the morning. With all us BiBs 'cooking' for you, you will never starve!

Jules came home from college with a face tattoo. Jules told me her pronouns were now 'they' and 'them' Dad and the Obese Neighbor walking around wearing only Santa hats and singing the theme song to the movie Flash Dance.

Gross!!!!!!

Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.

Gary Wrote:
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> Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.


This health thread is not about the China virus but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for your cooperation.

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> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.


Brown Onion want bowels. Here are some bowels.
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> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.


Bababooey to ya'll!

Shoo, shoo no retarded TRUMP flu!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.


Brown, you are correct. It is amazing how people misconstrue our mature, adult understanding of our bowels. All of us in our fecal fellowship must actively fight intense discrimination on a daily basis. Thank you, Brown, for being a shining light illuminating this mature, adult path. I no longer have to linger in public restrooms to find the mature, adult comradery I crave.

Shoo, shoo no retarded TRUMP flu

There was an older man in the neighborhood I grew up in. He gave us Bristol Stool charts as Halloween trick or treats and he even gave me a wall poster of it as a present for my sixth birthday. Without those charts, I may not have those secret desires today. We soon moved away and now I am all grown up. I want to be introduced to that exciting lifestyle I have been reading about in this thread.

Any takers?
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Welcome to the Tribe small fry! You have come to the right place to be broken in at our mature adult lifestyle. I don't know if you grew up around Brown Onion, but he hands out Bristol Stool charts for Halloween and uses them for stocking stuffers over the Holidays. I'm curious whether he planted the seeds of desire in you! If so, you should let him have the first 'crack' at you.

Mom used to say, "if you have nothing good to say about someone, don't say anything at all. " It was and still is relevant in 2020. Brown makes some occasionally offensive statements, but from what I've seen here, he does seem to care and has an occasional note of help to others. Just my thoughts. Maybe a bit of Christmas cheer, we can all be a little bit kinder to him and others.

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Mom used to say, "if you have nothing good to say
> about someone, don't say anything at all. " It was
> and still is relevant in 2020. Brown makes some
> occasionally offensive statements, but from what
> I've seen here, he does seem to care and has an
> occasional note of help to others. Just my
> thoughts. Maybe a bit of Christmas cheer, we can
> all be a little bit kinder to him and others.


You tell 'em Fare Fax. I for one am tired of all the haters. My neighbor, Brown Onion, has been a role model to me for over 10 years. I needed to keep my desires secret lest I be humiliated by the small-minded. I spent years flushing my potty down the toilet right away. Brown Onion has shown me so many other pragmatic things I can do with it. "Waste not, want not" has become my motto when it comes to my naturally made brown babies.

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Mom used to say, "if you have nothing good to say
> about someone, don't say anything at all. " It was
> and still is relevant in 2020. Brown makes some
> occasionally offensive statements, but from what
> I've seen here, he does seem to care and has an
> occasional note of help to others. Just my
> thoughts. Maybe a bit of Christmas cheer, we can
> all be a little bit kinder to him and others.


Yes, Brown Onion is attacked just because people are intolerant towards his attitude about poopoo. He has opened us up to so many new and provocative ideas.

Hopefully, this image will make him feel better. I'm sure this is one of his favorites.
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The shit vcr video person is mentally unstable.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The shit vcr video person is mentally unstable.


I agree. Your high definition videos with Rusty and you shitting in each other’s mouths are much better.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > The shit vcr video person is mentally unstable.
>
>
> I agree. Your high definition videos with Rusty
> and you shitting in each other’s mouths are much
> better.

My neighbor, Brown Onion, doesn't like women involved in his adult lifestyle. He doesn't mind young girls which is why he hands out his Bristol Stool Charts as Halloween treats. Brown did mention that until they are about nine, in the shower, with their hair pulled back, there really isn't much difference between boys and girls.

I wish I knew Brown when I was that age. I didn't learn how to waffle stomp a turd in the shower until I was in my 20s.

Hi Mr. Brown Onion. I am a 37-year-old widow with an 8-year-old son. I was wondering if you could mentor him since there are no suitable males in my life to act as a role model. Just like week, he pooped in the shower. He has done other things that make me think he might be destined for your lifestyle. Maybe you could come over and shower with him and show him how to poop in the shower the correct way. I don't want him to learn it on the streets.

WTH is going on here?

concerned. Wrote:
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> WTH is going on here?


We are trying to keep Brown Onion from going to jail again. The rest of the us BiBs understand it is an adult lifestyle. We don't like it, but we understand it. Brown Onion likens himself to Warren Jeffers in the way puritanical world views us.

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is a little bit sad during the holiday season. 5am guy is a bit sad because his mom passed away a few months ago. 5am guy will be working 12 hour shifts again between Christmas eve and new years day. 5am guy will get paid extra for doing this and 5am guy gets a 3000 dollar bonus for Christmas. 5am guy likes to drive fancy cars and 5am guy is thinking about taking some of his extra money and leasing a brand new Lincoln Continental for 3 years. That might make 5am guy feel happy.
5am guy has the space heater and the star shower device running in the mens room now and soon 5am guy will be in there dropping a load. 5am guy sends best holiday wishes to all!

Jesus lady get a psychiatrist for your son. That’s beyond disturbing and disgusting behavior. Will be on the groan throne for awhile, but get him some professional help, then after that the importance of healthy foods, fiber, and the Bristol stool guide.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Jesus lady get a psychiatrist for your son.
> That’s beyond disturbing and disgusting
> behavior. Will be on the groan throne for awhile,
> but get him some professional help, then after
> that the importance of healthy foods, fiber, and
> the Bristol stool guide.


Brown, you are out of jail. Was it just the drunk tank again or have you been acting out anger? You really can't afford another violent crime on your criminal record.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Jesus lady get a psychiatrist for your son.
> That’s beyond disturbing and disgusting
> behavior. Will be on the groan throne for awhile,
> but get him some professional help, then after
> that the importance of healthy foods, fiber, and
> the Bristol stool guide.


Fellow BiBs, do you see what I have been telling you about? Brown Onion's second childhood is just getting worse and worse. I was over there yesterday and he was baking a crap casserole. The only problem was there was an empty pan in the oven and he crapped on the floor.

I imagine sister Matilda looked like this when she was in her prime.
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What causes these

Just having a couple of Whoppers with cheese for dinner tonight. My bowels need a break!

Rabbit turds Wrote:
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> What causes these
Rabbit turds are usually caused by rabbits. I like to place rabbit turds on a cookie sheet and put them in a 150-degree oven overnight. They powder pretty well and it creates an excellent spice. Not only do I keep a bottle on my spice rack, I put some in my pepper shaker for the dining room table. As a gourmand, I have a pepper grinder. I inherited an antique set of salt and pepper shakers from my Grandmother and it is nice that I have found a use for the pepper one.

The Trix Rabbit was originally the Cocoa Puffs mascot

yummy
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Obvious sick dog.

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is a
> little bit sad during the holiday season. 5am guy
> is a bit sad because his mom passed away a few
> months ago. 5am guy will be working 12 hour shifts
> again between Christmas eve and new years day. 5am
> guy will get paid extra for doing this and 5am guy
> gets a 3000 dollar bonus for Christmas. 5am guy
> likes to drive fancy cars and 5am guy is thinking
> about taking some of his extra money and leasing a
> brand new Lincoln Continental for 3 years. That
> might make 5am guy feel happy.
> 5am guy has the space heater and the star shower
> device running in the mens room now and soon 5am
> guy will be in there dropping a load. 5am guy
> sends best holiday wishes to all!


5sm guy is dead. Have some fucking respect, you troll asshole.

Don't worry about that. 5am guy is following the example of our leader.

Brown Onion has 'died' and came back to life at least 4 times over the past 5 years.
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Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Rabbit turds Wrote:
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> > What causes these
> Rabbit turds are usually caused by rabbits. I like
> to place rabbit turds on a cookie sheet and put
> them in a 150-degree oven overnight. They powder
> pretty well and it creates an excellent spice.
> Not only do I keep a bottle on my spice rack, I
> put some in my pepper shaker for the dining room
> table. As a gourmand, I have a pepper grinder. I
> inherited an antique set of salt and pepper
> shakers from my Grandmother and it is nice that I
> have found a use for the pepper one.

I keep cinnamon in my empty pepper shaker for after dinner lattes.

I thought I was being clever, not as clever as rabbit turd powder.

My wife likes to leave me special treats in the the toilet. This morning I had the day off work and she had to go in at 8 o'clock. She went into the bathroom and I slept in. She kissed me goodbye and left. About an hour later i got up with my normal morning hard on and went over to the toilet. I looked down and saw my special treat my wife left. It was a Beautiful ten inch turd. it must have been two and a half inches across. I emptied my bladder over top of it then reached in and picked up the glistening treasure. It smelled wonderful, not real strong but tangy. I took a bite and chewed. It tasted even better than it smelled. It was delicious. I chewed and swallowed the bite and got even harder than before. I started jacking my cock and took another big bite. it was the best tasting shit I had ever eaten. I took bite after bite and ate. I couldn't get enough of my wife's wonderful shit inside of me. I finished the entire turd and licked my fingers clean just as I started cumming. I shot so much cum I didn't think it would stop. When I stopped cumming I was so worn out I pissed and went back to bed and slept til noon. I love when my wife leaves me her special treats. When she got home this afternoon she told me that the neighbor's dog had gotten loose and shit on our front porch. She apologized for leaving it in the toilet.

It never ceases to amaze me, the treachery and outrageous claims of superior bowel people. On a plus note, their age and bowels will betray them, and then they will understand.

When your colons turn into inward corkscrews, you’ll understand.

When you plead with your intestines, you’ll understand.

When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a cinder block through a small hole you’ll understand.

When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes, and witch hazel you’ll understand.

Until then garbage from superior bowel people.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It never ceases to amaze me, the treachery and
> outrageous claims of superior bowel people. On a
> plus note, their age and bowels will betray them,
> and then they will understand.
>
> When your colons turn into inward corkscrews,
> you’ll understand.
>
> When you plead with your intestines, you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a
> cinder block through a small hole you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes,
> and witch hazel you’ll understand.
>
> Until then garbage from superior bowel people.


I think you are right BO. My bowels have let me down twice in the last month or so. One day last week I picked up two large Hot N Ready pepperoni pizzas from Little Ceasers and ate them both with a 6 pack of beer. The next morning my bowels were exploding out of control and I had to call out sick from work.
I will turn 40 soon and my bowels are not what they used to be. Having said that I plan on driving to Warrenton later to eat at Long John Silvers.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It never ceases to amaze me, the treachery and
> outrageous claims of superior bowel people. On a
> plus note, their age and bowels will betray them,
> and then they will understand.
>
> When your colons turn into inward corkscrews,
> you’ll understand.
>
> When you plead with your intestines, you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a
> cinder block through a small hole you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes,
> and witch hazel you’ll understand.
>
> Until then garbage from superior bowel people.

Happy is the one who does the deed...
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Burgers, fries, soda. Take that bowels.

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Burgers, fries, soda. Take that bowels.


Were you planning on a visit to Brown Onion's when you 'release the Kraken'? I might show up if you are. Naturally, there is only room for three or four observers in Brown's bathroom. I've been talking to Brown about getting a camera pointed at his toilet and have a live feed. That way hundreds of BiBs can enjoy the ecstasy of watching your potty face.

Black Friday was the biggest dump I had taken in awhile but my day-after-Thanksgiving BMs tend to be. I've buddy dumped with my best friend more times than I can remember, but this was the first time we clogged a toilet together. We were at a Wal Mart and we both really needed to shit. We got to the ladies and all the stalls were occupied except for the handicap stall. We really couldn't wait, so we each sat on a side of the toilet, with our asses touching, and we pooped. I hadn't gone in a couple days and neither had Tatiana, so we filled the bowl, pretty much. It was quite a sight-thick long turds piled on top of each other. We wiped, and I attempted to flush it but it nearly overflowed. So we left and found an employee, and told her somebody had clogged the toilet in the handicap stall-we were both too embarrassed to tell the whole truth.

Bowl full of bowels Wrote:
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> Black Friday was the biggest dump I had taken in
> awhile but my day-after-Thanksgiving BMs tend to
> be. I've buddy dumped with my best friend more
> times than I can remember, but this was the first
> time we clogged a toilet together. We were at a
> Wal Mart and we both really needed to shit. We got
> to the ladies and all the stalls were occupied
> except for the handicap stall. We really couldn't
> wait, so we each sat on a side of the toilet, with
> our asses touching, and we pooped. I hadn't gone
> in a couple days and neither had Tatiana, so we
> filled the bowl, pretty much. It was quite a
> sight-thick long turds piled on top of each other.
> We wiped, and I attempted to flush it but it
> nearly overflowed. So we left and found an
> employee, and told her somebody had clogged the
> toilet in the handicap stall-we were both too
> embarrassed to tell the whole truth.

What a happy story Bowl Full. Of course, flushing the turds right away means you miss out on a lot of the fun. We are so lucky to have our mentor, Brown Onion, to show us the way to have a mature adult relationship with our bowel movements.

Interesting. You said brown onion has a problem. He might have bad plumbing but you are really demented.

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Interesting. You said brown onion has a problem.
> He might have bad plumbing but you are really
> demented.

Yes, Fare Fax, no one knows why God cursed Brown Onion with bad bowels. He does come off as petty and bitter. He is a stubborn old fool and will be dead soon anyway.

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
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> > Interesting. You said brown onion has a
> problem.
> > He might have bad plumbing but you are really
> > demented.
>
> Yes, Fare Fax, no one knows why God cursed Brown
> Onion with bad bowels. He does come off as petty
> and bitter. He is a stubborn old fool and will be
> dead soon anyway.

Brown Onion's 'deaths' usually occur in the spring. Has he moved it up due to COVID?

After turkey day this year, I had:

- Turkey talkback
- Stuffing splatters
- Potato poots
- Bean blasts
- Corn creaks
- Yam slams
- Gravy gurgles
- Cranberry crappers

Stank like a barnyard.

Big Bobby Butt Blast Wrote:
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> After turkey day this year, I had:
>
> - Turkey talkback
> - Stuffing splatters
> - Potato poots
> - Bean blasts
> - Corn creaks
> - Yam slams
> - Gravy gurgles
> - Cranberry crappers
>
> Stank like a barnyard.


Did you make a sex tape you can share with the world?

The medical term for fecal smearing is “scatolia.” There are several reasons why autistic individuals may engage in this behavior. Most commonly, scatolia is a sensory-related issue. However, it can also be medical or behavioral.

Experts recommend that you don’t involve your child in cleaning the mess. They say that your facial expressions and body language will show shock and disgust. This may reinforce negative feelings your child may have about themselves, worsening the problem.
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Hi all 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy is getting ready to enjoy 2 nights off. 5am guy has been talking to a internet girl and 5am guy is starting to think that internet girl might be a catfisher. 5am guy is going to have a IRL interaction with internet girl in a public place tomorrow. 5am guy will find out if internet girl is legit or not.
5am guy is getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy wishes everyone well.

What up BiBs! Happy holidays to all.

There’s nothing that relates with Moreno and BO. You’re crazy as hell.

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> There’s nothing that relates with Moreno and BO.
> You’re crazy as hell.

Both Moreno and Brown Onion shit post far too much.


What makes Brown Onion worse is his posts are about shit itself.
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Watched a movie from the 90’s called Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we do.

I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top of the building, upon looking at the alien craft says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like this.

Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in space when he got air sick on Air Force One? Bowels of the aliens were never described either.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.

This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch a movie without obsessing about a character pooping.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.

Is this supposed to be humorous?

You suck. Just stop.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.


That's ponderous man, fucking ponderous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n65QQ8mifbY

Never fails... Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> > Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked
> this
> > baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what
> we
> > do.
> >
> > I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on
> top
> > of the building, upon looking at the alien
> craft
> > says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if
> the
> > amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the
> same
> > when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> > scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> > this.
> >
> > Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> > space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> > Bowels of the aliens were never described
> either.
>
> This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch a
> movie without obsessing about a character pooping.


How are your bowels

Eggs, hash browns, coffee. Take that bowels.

The real supporter Wrote:
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> Never fails... Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> > > Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked
> > this
> > > baloney, and as their grandfather that’s
> what
> > we
> > > do.
> > >
> > > I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on
> > top
> > > of the building, upon looking at the alien
> > craft
> > > says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if
> > the
> > > amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the
> > same
> > > when I drop large SUV sized craps that make
> me
> > > scream and cause midwives to sweat” look
> like
> > > this.
> > >
> > > Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> > > space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> > > Bowels of the aliens were never described
> > either.
> >
> > This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch
> a
> > movie without obsessing about a character
> pooping.
>
>
> How are your bowels

These delightful women know the importance of wearing masks these days...
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No you like this. You and you alone.

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> No you like this. You and you alone.


I'm sorry. I should have been a little more sensitive to your alternate lifestyle.


Here you go...
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Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
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> > No you like this. You and you alone.
>
>
> I'm sorry. I should have been a little more
> sensitive to your alternate lifestyle.
>
>
> Here you go...

That's what I'm talking about. That clip reminds me of myself when I was 18 and Brown Onion first introduced me to our adult lifestyle. I haven't worn a wig in years. Maybe I should dress up for Brown Onion's holiday get together of us BiBs.

Cinder block poops... argggh!

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Bye lameass troll Wrote:
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I took a sick day today. Roasting a Perdue oven stuffer roaster right now. I am going to eat the whole thing. My bowels can handle it!

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I took a sick day today. Roasting a Perdue oven
> stuffer roaster right now. I am going to eat the
> whole thing. My bowels can handle it!

Do you think the thread blocker might be Mr Brown Underwear? He was so angry at Brown Onion for belittling his diarrhea as opposed to Brown Onion's constipation.
BO really needs to become more sensitive to those whose IBS manifests itself in different ways.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I took a sick day today. Roasting a Perdue oven
> stuffer roaster right now. I am going to eat the
> whole thing. My bowels can handle it!

Boiled, I think that is a bit much. How about just having one side of the breast and serving some nice vegetables with it. You could put the chicken in the refrigerator and have a little at a time over the next few days. I know those oven stuffers can be like 7 or 8 pounds. That is too much meat for one meal. I worry about you.

Yes Toasted Onion, Fiber is completely lacking in a diet that is all meat.

With enough fiber we can all be as regular as this superstar.
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