Would you throw multiple oils and gasses in your weed whacking machine at one time?

That’s what you’re doing. Turkey, stuffing, greens, cranberry, mashed potatoes, and all the fixings. You’re going to make your colon scream. Last year after Matilda cooked dinner, I dropped a butterball sized crap that clogged her groan throne.

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Olives tear up my gut.

Good afternoon Mr Brown, happy thanksgiving. I came home and dad and the obese neighbor are grilling fat drenching burgers. Plus they have crisco on their penises and are humping turkeys. They say at 37 cents a pound is cheaper than a prostitute.

Turkeys are so cheap right now I decided to buy 3 of them. I will cook one on Thanksgiving and another on Saturday and keep the 3rd one in the basement freezer for a couple of weeks. My bowels can handle it!

Brown Onion approves.
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Onion out the other end Wrote:
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> Brown Onion approves.


He certainly does approve.

It is wonderful that we are giving Brown onion the things he desires.

He told me the model in the below clip reminds him of the babysitter who took his virginity!
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Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Onion out the other end Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion approves.
>
>
> He certainly does approve.
>
> It is wonderful that we are giving Brown onion the
> things he desires.
>
> He told me the model in the below clip reminds him
> of the babysitter babyshitter who took his virginity!
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Would you throw multiple oils and gasses in your
> weed whacking machine at one time?
>
> That’s what you’re doing. Turkey, stuffing,
> greens, cranberry, mashed potatoes, and all the
> fixings. You’re going to make your colon scream.
> Last year after Matilda cooked dinner, I dropped a
> butterball sized crap that clogged her groan
> throne.

It all ends up in your stomach at the same time any way.

You’re all assholes. All of you that fuck with BO.

Brown Onion eats shit, and likes it.

Mrcabbage Wrote:
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> Brown Onion eats shit, and likes it.


Whippersnappers like yourself have to learn to respect your elders. You should also eat more fruit if you are cooking a meal in your bowels for Brown Onion. He is craving watermelon.

Some people with superior bowels, like to rain on our parade. Unfortunately just like the so called medical professionals, they treat us with indifference, cruelty, and like a bunch of lepers. They accuse us of being scat fans or other insults.

Yet their shit doesn't stick. Our bowels do cause us problems, but we persevere in a sea of brown. Feel free to share how your bowels are doing, good, bad or in between.

thread remedy Wrote:
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> Some people with superior bowels, like to rain on
> our parade. Unfortunately just like the so called
> medical professionals, they treat us with
> indifference, cruelty, and like a bunch of lepers.
> They accuse us of being scat fans or other
> insults.
>
> Yet their shit doesn't stick. Our bowels do cause
> us problems, but we persevere in a sea of brown.
> Feel free to share how your bowels are doing,
> good, bad or in between.

We are grateful that Brown Onion perseveres so all of us who cherish our discussions of bowels have a safe place to express ourselves!
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Guess bowels is appropriate for thanksgiving.

Dave Johns is a pussy.

Pancakes, hashbrowns, coffee. Take that bowels.

We knocked off work at noon today and I don't have to work again till Monday. I am really going to give my bowels a workout over the long weekend. For dinner tonight I am going to go with 4 quarter pound beef hot dogs on potato rolls with chili cheese and chopped onions served with a big bag of chili-cheese fritos and a 12 pack of bud light in cans. My bowels can deal with it.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> We knocked off work at noon today and I don't have
> to work again till Monday. I am really going to
> give my bowels a workout over the long weekend.
> For dinner tonight I am going to go with 4 quarter
> pound beef hot dogs on potato rolls with chili
> cheese and chopped onions served with a big bag of
> chili-cheese fritos and a 12 pack of bud light in
> cans. My bowels can deal with it.

Thank you for thinking of Brown Onion when you picked out your menu for this evening. It is such a treat for him that you come over once a week. He just loves chili-cheese and beer poopies. I think I'll stop by at Brown's tonight while you are unloading this feast! Boiled Onion always makes more than Brown Onion can consume by himself!

Happy Thanksgiving BIB's!
Remember to drink plenty of water during your holiday meal and eat more of the healthy food on the table like green beans or salad. Keep the portions of the fatty foods to a minimum.

We BiBs will not let the Chinese Virus stop us from our annual Thanksgiving potluck at Brown Onion's tomorrow. Make sure you eat something before which will bake up nicely in your own intestinal ovens. Our feasting will be followed by a showing of that great erotic thriller 'Human Centipede'! Several BiBs were pleasuring themselves last year while watching it. Good thing it wasn't anything sister Matilda hadn't seen before when she walked in unexpectedly,

Aside from the assholes, normal here, what are you ladies and gents doing to your colon, your tired starfish? This area is not meant to be abused even as the exit point it is.

If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Aside from the assholes, normal here, what are you
> ladies and gents doing to your colon, your tired
> starfish? This area is not meant to be abused even
> as the exit point it is.
>
> If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.


Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever popular middle section of this year's Human Centipede!

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Aside from the assholes, normal here, what are
> you
> > ladies and gents doing to your colon, your
> tired
> > starfish? This area is not meant to be abused
> even
> > as the exit point it is.
> >
> > If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
>
>
> Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever
> popular middle section of this year's Human
> Centipede!


What the Sam hell are you talking about? Pushing all kinds of different food groups down your throat and into your bowels isn’t wise.

Oh no, Brown Onion is getting testy again.

I fear for Matilda's safety.

5am guy here. 5am guy decided to be the turkey this year. 5am guy will drive down to paint bank and get stuffed full of black cock that he met thru Dennys girl. 5am hopes all of the BiBs have a good thanksgiving.

toasted onion Wrote:
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> Happy Thanksgiving BIB's!
> Remember to drink plenty of water during your
> holiday meal and eat more of the healthy food on
> the table like green beans or salad. Keep the
> portions of the fatty foods to a minimum.

That is good advice.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Aside from the assholes, normal here, what
> are
> > you
> > > ladies and gents doing to your colon, your
> > tired
> > > starfish? This area is not meant to be abused
> > even
> > > as the exit point it is.
> > >
> > > If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
> >
> >
> > Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever
> > popular middle section of this year's Human
> > Centipede!
>
>
> What the Sam hell are you talking about? Pushing
> all kinds of different food groups down your
> throat and into your bowels isn’t wise.


Brown is probably the creepy guy from hostel with I eat with my hands.

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy here. 5am guy decided to be the turkey
> this year. 5am guy will drive down to paint bank
> and get stuffed full of black cock that he met
> thru Dennys girl. 5am hopes all of the BiBs have a
> good thanksgiving.


Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz really likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz wants to offer his tongue to 5am guy to clean him up after 5am guy's adventure with the dark meat.

Brown Onion wants to lick this up
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Here you go BO
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Unfortunately, When I went to the store tonight, it was out of everything except for one item. So, later today I will be eating 5 cans of creamed corn for my Thanksgiving dinner. I expect it to slide through in a matter of hours and erupt out the other side into the toilet.

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here again. 5am guy is working right now and will be working 8 pm to 8 am until Monday morning. 5am guy will not be celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year. 5am guys mother passed away a few months back so now 5am guy does not have any family in the area. 5am guy has a few relatives in Paint Bank though. 5am guy would like to send holiday greetings and salutations to all the BiB's!

Happy turkey day BiBs!

KingN0VA Wrote:
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> Dave Johns is a pussy.


Brown was correct about name calling.

Happi Thanksgivins all yall brown guyz! I hopes everyone iz doin ok an havin a good holiday.
I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together. God bless all yall.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi Thanksgivins all yall brown guyz! I hopes
> everyone iz doin ok an havin a good holiday.
> I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I
> gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz
> gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a
> coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We
> are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury
> thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in
> prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz
> becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen
> and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov
> food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I
> waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together.
> God bless all yall.
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi Thanksgivins all yall brown guyz! I hopes
> everyone iz doin ok an havin a good holiday.
> I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I
> gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz
> gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a
> coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We
> are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury
> thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in
> prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz
> becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen
> and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov
> food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I
> waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together.
> God bless all yall.


God bless you too Red. Happy holidays.

I'm hungry now. The lady isn't letting me eat until everything is ready and I have to replace the food that I expelled this morning. This is some shit lol. Literally.

Iizzie Wrote:
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> I'm hungry now. The lady isn't letting me eat
> until everything is ready and I have to replace
> the food that I expelled this morning. This is
> some shit lol. Literally.


FFXU's favorite SiB is posting is doing us the honor of posting in a bowel thread!!!
Brown Onion will is so happy and so are all his sock puppets.


Are you still using newspapers for toilet paper?
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I am cooking my 12 pound turkey now and making stuffing too.
We will see if my bowels can handle the whole turkey.

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here again. 5am guy is
> working right now and will be working 8 pm to 8 am
> until Monday morning. 5am guy will not be
> celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year.
> 5am guys mother passed away a few months back so
> now 5am guy does not have any family in the area.
> 5am guy has a few relatives in Paint Bank though.
> 5am guy would like to send holiday greetings and
> salutations to all the BiB's!

Thank you for all you do 5 am guy. I know it takes someone with a very high security clearance to watch those data centers all night. You are a true patriot. Happy Thanksgiving!

toasted onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here again. 5am guy
> is
> > working right now and will be working 8 pm to 8
> am
> > until Monday morning. 5am guy will not be
> > celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year.
> > 5am guys mother passed away a few months back
> so
> > now 5am guy does not have any family in the
> area.aer
> > 5am guy has a few relatives in Paint Bank
> though.
> > 5am guy would like to send holiday greetings
> and
> > salutations to all the BiB's!
>
> Thank you for all you do 5 am guy. I know it takes
> someone with a very high security clearance to
> watch those data centers all night. You are a true
> patriot. Happy Thanksgiving!

Yes, we old farts really love this new crop of BiBs!
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Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni and cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove that in your fat mouths and your bowels face the wrath of hell. Combat to colons everywhere.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni and
> cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove that in
> your fat mouths and your bowels face the wrath of
> hell. Combat to colons everywhere.

This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion, is having another one of his mental fits. I'm sure it will end with another trip to the asylum for him. Many nurses refuse to work with him because he throws his poop at them. He only does that to the black nurses but I really don't want to be the one to explain that detail to the staff.

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni and
> > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove that
> in
> > your fat mouths and your bowels face the wrath
> of
> > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
>
> This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion, is
> having another one of his mental fits. I'm sure
> it will end with another trip to the asylum for
> him. Many nurses refuse to work with him because
> he throws his poop at them. He only does that to
> the black nurses but I really don't want to be the
> one to explain that detail to the staff.


So full of shit.

Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank. Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil, transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non combustion related additives at the same time. Lucid enough for you and others to understand the pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be more appropriate and kind to your colons.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni
> and
> > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> that
> > in
> > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> wrath
> > of
> > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> >
> > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion,
> is
> > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> sure
> > it will end with another trip to the asylum for
> > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> because
> > he throws his poop at them. He only does that
> to
> > the black nurses but I really don't want to be
> the
> > one to explain that detail to the staff.
>
>
> So full of shit.
>
> Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank.
> Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil,
> transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non
> combustion related additives at the same time.
> Lucid enough for you and others to understand the
> pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be more
> appropriate and kind to your colons.


People own Buick’s still? And why put all these things in the tank?

Gm fan Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni
> > and
> > > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> > that
> > > in
> > > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> > wrath
> > > of
> > > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> > >
> > > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown
> Onion,
> > is
> > > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> > sure
> > > it will end with another trip to the asylum
> for
> > > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> > because
> > > he throws his poop at them. He only does that
> > to
> > > the black nurses but I really don't want to
> be
> > the
> > > one to explain that detail to the staff.
> >
> >
> > So full of shit.
> >
> > Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank.
> > Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil,
> > transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non
> > combustion related additives at the same time.
> > Lucid enough for you and others to understand
> the
> > pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be
> more
> > appropriate and kind to your colons.
>
>
> People own Buick’s still? And why put all these
> things in the tank?

It is really sad to see Brown Onion's mental deterioration on display in this forum. He was such a vibrant spokesperson for fecal freedoms and now he is reduced to the sort of feeble dribble as you see here. Maybe the most humane thing to happen to him now is for him to go to sleep and not wake up.

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Gm fan Wrote:
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> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then
> macaroni
> > > and
> > > > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> > > that
> > > > in
> > > > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> > > wrath
> > > > of
> > > > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> > > >
> > > > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown
> > Onion,
> > > is
> > > > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> > > sure
> > > > it will end with another trip to the asylum
> > for
> > > > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> > > because
> > > > he throws his poop at them. He only does
> that
> > > to
> > > > the black nurses but I really don't want to
> > be
> > > the
> > > > one to explain that detail to the staff.
> > >
> > >
> > > So full of shit.
> > >
> > > Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas
> tank.
> > > Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar,
> oil,
> > > transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other
> non
> > > combustion related additives at the same
> time.
> > > Lucid enough for you and others to understand
> > the
> > > pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be
> > more
> > > appropriate and kind to your colons.
> >
> >
> > People own Buick’s still? And why put all
> these
> > things in the tank?
>
> It is really sad to see Brown Onion's mental
> deterioration on display in this forum. He was
> such a vibrant spokesperson for fecal freedoms and
> now he is reduced to the sort of feeble dribble as
> you see here. Maybe the most humane thing to
> happen to him now is for him to go to sleep and
> not wake up.


I’m confused. Are you against him discussing throwing multiple things in a vehicle? Am wondering why so angry.

Poopy Fartz has noticed Brown Onion being addled lately. Poopy Fartz was hoping Brown Onion was going through a phase and would snap out of it. Poopy Fartz didn't mention it to anyone not even TO 5am guy. Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. Brown Onion's dementia is real. This makes Poopy Fartz a sad Poopy Fartz.

Up early today and heading to Mcdonalds. Two big breakfasts with hotcakes and a couple of sausage mcmuffins with egg sounds good. My bowels are up for it!

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Up early today and heading to Mcdonalds. Two big
> breakfasts with hotcakes and a couple of sausage
> mcmuffins with egg sounds good. My bowels are up
> for it!

Have you ever tried a egg white omelet filled with spinach and goat cheese with some nice fruit on the side? It makes for a great healthy breakfast!

toasted onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Up early today and heading to Mcdonalds. Two
> big
> > breakfasts with hotcakes and a couple of
> sausage
> > mcmuffins with egg sounds good. My bowels are
> up
> > for it!
>
> Have you ever tried a egg white omelet filled with
> spinach and goat cheese with some nice fruit on
> the side? It makes for a great healthy breakfast!

Aside from the sulfur aroma, this thank you is excellent bowel advice. Thank you for sharing in this brilliance.

Comparing stomachs to cars isn’t intelligent.

Bo is miz Wrote:
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> Comparing stomachs to cars isn’t intelligent.


I think we can all agree that car sex is the best...
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Bo is miz Wrote:
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> Comparing stomachs to cars isn’t intelligent.

He was intelligent once and that just adds to the tragedy,

It is rather sad that Brown Onion's dementia has deteriorated his thoughts. He was sharp as a tack at the beginning of the year. Now it is like he has a mind of malt-o-meal. I wonder if the isolation of COVID has added to his swift decline.

Well I wanted to report back on eating my 5 cans of creamed corn yesterday. At around 1 PM I ate all 5 cans... The last can and half was a bit of a struggle as it has cooled down significantly and was, by that time, sickly sweet.... But that was my dinner for the day so it is what is..

About 4 PM I started feeling an unease in my lower abdomen and surmised it might be the corn. I felt and heard some gurgling from gasses trapped in my intestine move around and that usually means bad things. Luckily, the powder room was near by as I had and explosion of corn bits and storm water. It went right through me and I had to make 3 more trips until it was out of me. On the bright side, I am cleared out and regular and ready for some real food today.

creamed corn Wrote:
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> Well I wanted to report back on eating my 5 cans
> of creamed corn yesterday. At around 1 PM I ate
> all 5 cans... The last can and half was a bit of a
> struggle as it has cooled down significantly and
> was, by that time, sickly sweet.... But that was
> my dinner for the day so it is what is..
>
> About 4 PM I started feeling an unease in my lower
> abdomen and surmised it might be the corn. I felt
> and heard some gurgling from gasses trapped in my
> intestine move around and that usually means bad
> things. Luckily, the powder room was near by as I
> had and explosion of corn bits and storm water.
> It went right through me and I had to make 3 more
> trips until it was out of me. On the bright side,
> I am cleared out and regular and ready for some
> real food today.


Picts or it didn't happen.

Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you. After some medical courses at college, your car analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda and family had a great time. My final paper in anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a couple more years to get away from dad and the obese neighbor.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> After some medical courses at college, your car
> analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> and family had a great time. My final paper in
> anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> couple more years to get away from dad and the
> obese neighbor.


I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> After some medical courses at college, your car
> analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> and family had a great time. My final paper in
> anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> couple more years to get away from dad and the
> obese neighbor.


Now that Brown Onion's finish line is in sight, we have been discussing who will be the next 'Chairman of the BiBs'. We were thinking of the film 'the godfather' and were wondering if you would be willing to take that responsibility.

Ur legal age Hope Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.


College usually is 18 and above. How’s that GED working out?

Ur legal age Hope Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.


Poopy Fartz knows first hand that Brown Onion waited until Poopy Fartz was 18. Though Brown Onion and Poopy Fartz didn't do anything together that men of all ages do in any public men's room.

I was bored this morning so I took a 2 hour drive down 95 and found a nice hotel and booked a room on the 5th floor with a nice view. I brought a cooler full of budweizers and soon I will order some delivery food. I am thinking of a mix of Chinese food and a large Pappa Johns pizza. It is good to get out of town once in a while to test out my bowels on different foods. If I am still having a good time tomorrow I might stay another night. My bowels can handle it!

I'm about to go eat some more leftovers.

--------------
He who laughs last, laughs the longest

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I was bored this morning so I took a 2 hour drive
> down 95 and found a nice hotel and booked a room
> on the 5th floor with a nice view. I brought a
> cooler full of budweizers and soon I will order
> some delivery food. I am thinking of a mix of
> Chinese food and a large Pappa Johns pizza. It is
> good to get out of town once in a while to test
> out my bowels on different foods. If I am still
> having a good time tomorrow I might stay another
> night. My bowels can handle it!


Thanks for the heads up. so it is the fifth floor this time. Make sure you put a pair of underwear on the door handle so I don't walk into the wrong room again. My sense of smell didn't let me down. Who knew there were other feces' aficionados at the same hotel at the same time.

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> Now that Brown Onion's finish line is in sight, we
> have been discussing who will be the next
> 'Chairman of the BiBs'. We were thinking of the
> film 'the godfather' and were wondering if you
> would be willing to take that responsibility.

I haven't posted in a while, but after hearing about the bleak prognosis of Brown Onion, I had to send my regards. Brown Onion or as he is informally known 'Poo Poo Pa Pa' to us BiBs has been instrumental in showing us all how to have a mature and healthy relationship with our natural excretions. To think, I spent years flushing them down right away.

Unless it’s witch hazel or diapers for our incontinent friends your medical nonsense is not wanted here. Guessing anon quack.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Unless it’s witch hazel or diapers for our
> incontinent friends your medical nonsense is not
> wanted here. Guessing anon quack.


I still remember how they ripped you off last year when you were trying to get your OxyContin. I'm glad you discovered you could cross the border to Maryland and get a few more 'scripts there. We are grown men, we know our bodies better than the quack doctors. Hopefully Trump will do something about this in his second term.

I’m up and think the midwives should be here soon, my ass is tearing up quivering with the SUV sized load that is coming down the chute.

5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers and won't be around much longer.

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> 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers and
> won't be around much longer.

It’s Alzheimer’s you imposter, and unfortunately for you, the midwives and plumbing team helped me through another battle. Surround yourself by greatness.

The hotel I am staying at is near a Wendy's so I got three breakfast baconators and three large fried potatoes. The baconaotors were pretty average but the fried potatoes were very good, seasoned just right. My bowels can handle it!

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> 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers and
> won't be around much longer.


Yes, it is very sad. We all knew this was inevitable once he was diagnosed.

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
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> > 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers
> and
> > won't be around much longer.
>
>
> Yes, it is very sad. We all knew this was
> inevitable once he was diagnosed.


Hence why I drove myself to the store and back, with bowel friendly foods asshole. How are your superior bowels doing this morning? Feel free to share what it’s like to have a Ferrari like colon instead of a Dodge.

I have decided to stay another night at this hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and I think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been looking at their menu and it looks pretty good. This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure just yet what to order but I see they sell hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders of those. My bowels can handle it!

After turkey dinner yesterday my father was taking a steamy hot shit! he couldnt manage to push it out and it burned so much from all the spicy seasoningl! what could he do other than find my warm mouth to use as a toilet! My father bites down hard in his shit, sucking up all the juices. he moans at the delectable sweet flavor while bringing one of his sons to have a bite.

" Son! " he yelled his voice cracking a bit. I ran into the bathroom
" what? Do you need toilet pape- oh "
" come have a bite. you'll like it. It's so sweet. . . " he chuckled while grabbing me by the arm and bending me over so I could look in the seat.

" Ew dude what the hell is up with you? " I hissed and jerked back which made his hand stop from holding me.
" Just TRY it, " He moaned again remembering the savory flavor as his face flushed.
" No thanks, " I replied, attempting to run out of the room but my father grabbed my arms and with strength pulled me back.
" Do IT~ " at this point I was inches from his face which made me extremely uncomphortable. My father did not seem to mind the intimacy.

My fahter then grabed my head, and made me sit over the toilet

I tried to yell for help but before I could, my face was shoved into father's sweet, delectable poop. He pulled down my pants while I scrambled to get out of his strong but gentle grip!! My father then whipped out his 9 incher and aimed for glory

He shoved it into my tight, succulent asshole. I screamed while throwing up into the toliet seat with black bloodied tears streaming down my pale face
" RAPE " I screeched while trying to move but my father just moaned and held me closer! KNOCKKNOCK "omg whats happenening in there??!!1!"

We heard at the door, it was my mother! My father held down the door with his foot. " nobody is here for you now~ " Father cooed while bringing his hand around mys waist. " hELP ME MOM HE- " father covered my mouth with one hand and with the other started jacking me off. I screamed through father's hand, in useless attempt to get away, I tried to kick hard but he only went harder!

An hour later, my father came into my ravaged and worn colon and let me go. what a night!

Poopy Fartz wants to thank Brown Onion for all the things Brown Onion has done for Poopy Fartz. A few days after Poopy Fartz turned 18, Poopy Fartz met Brown Onion at the Tyson's Galleria. Poopy Fartz and Brown Onion couldn't wait so Poopy Fartz and Brown Onion went to the men's room at Neiman Marcus. Brown Onion opened up Poopy Fartz to all kinds of new experiences right then and there. Poopy Fartz and Brown Onion used the handicapped stall since there was more room. Some skateboard punk rockers came in to pee and screamed. "How many people are in that stall shitting?" Children can be so cruel.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I have decided to stay another night at this
> hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and I
> think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> just yet what to order but I see they sell
> hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders of
> those. My bowels can handle it!

Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying at the same motel and convenient.

Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.


Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.

Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.


Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.

Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.


Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.

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> Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby
> and
> > I
> > > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have
> been
> > > looking at their menu and it looks pretty
> good.
> > > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not
> sure
> > > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> > of
> > > those. My bowels can handle it!
> >
> > Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> > 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> > Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re
> staying
> > at the same motel and convenient.
>
>
> Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin
> Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.

I don’t think yer the same Brown Onion that I messaged. Please, no games.

Hungry.Man Wrote:
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>
> I don’t think yer the same Brown Onion that I
> messaged. Please, no games.


If you can't trust a participant in an FFXU shitty shit thread, whom can you trust?

Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.


No such thing as a mandated 24 hour layover. There is however a 34 hour reset that is required if you have worked 70 hours in 8 days.

Brown Trucking inc. Wrote:
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> No such thing as a mandated 24 hour layover. There
> is however a 34 hour reset that is required if you
> have worked 70 hours in 8 days.


Thanks for the heads up. Us BiBs are happy fun-loving men who wish to act out our desires only with other consenting men. We get taken advantage of constantly.

There is nothing wrong with our desires. We are discriminated against for no reason. Thank God Brown Onion for making this a forum free from first amendment haters.
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Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early tonight. 5am guy has one more 12 hour shift after this one and then 5am guy gets a couple nights off of work. 5am guy is dog tired. On the upside 5am guy found out he is getting a five thousand dollar bonus next month for pitching in to keep things going during the covid situation. 5am guy is happy about that.
5am guy currently has the space heater and the star shower device running in the men's room and soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a load. 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early tonight.
> 5am guy has one more 12 hour shift after this one
> and then 5am guy gets a couple nights off of work.
> 5am guy is dog tired. On the upside 5am guy found
> out he is getting a five thousand dollar bonus
> next month for pitching in to keep things going
> during the covid situation. 5am guy is happy about
> that.
> 5am guy currently has the space heater and the
> star shower device running in the men's room and
> soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a load.
> 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!


That’s wonderful 5 am. Way to go on the correct attitude. Especially in light of the demented twisted individuals here, who try to kick us down. They have failed to as although we are bowel trodden we are strong.

What up BiBs! Shout out to 5am and wishing everyone a relaxing Sunday.

Up early and had a effortless #4 on the bristol scale. I am going to head back home today after breakfast. The hotel breakfast is lame but there is a Sonic drive thru just a couple miles away. Sonic has those Super Sonic breakfast burritos and I am going to get just three of them with plenty of hot sauce and maybe a couple orders of tater tots. My bowels can handle it!

As we age Brown is correct. Was let down this morning.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
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> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early
> tonight.
> > 5am guy has one more 12 hour shift after this
> one
> > and then 5am guy gets a couple nights off of
> work.
> > 5am guy is dog tired. On the upside 5am guy
> found
> > out he is getting a five thousand dollar bonus
> > next month for pitching in to keep things going
> > during the covid situation. 5am guy is happy
> about
> > that.
> > 5am guy currently has the space heater and the
> > star shower device running in the men's room
> and
> > soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a
> load.
> > 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!
>
>
> That’s wonderful 5 am. Way to go on the correct
> attitude. Especially in light of the demented
> twisted individuals here, who try to kick us down.
> They have failed to as although we are bowel
> trodden we are strong.

We suffer so much just because people fail to understand our God given desires.
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> Up early and had a effortless #4 on the bristol
> scale. I am going to head back home today after
> breakfast. The hotel breakfast is lame but there
> is a Sonic drive thru just a couple miles away.
> Sonic has those Super Sonic breakfast burritos and
> I am going to get just three of them with plenty
> of hot sauce and maybe a couple orders of tater
> tots. My bowels can handle it!


Hi Boiled. I was just looking at the Sonic menu. That place has the least bowel friendly menu I have ever seen. There are no salads no fruit cups no vegetables other than toppings on burgers and chicken sandwiches. Sonic should be ashamed of themselves for not having any healthy choices on their menu. Even Mcdonalds has fruit and oatmeal cups as well as apple slices. You should stay away from Sonic.

Making turkey-vegetable soup today. Very bowel friendly!

soup man Wrote:
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> Making turkey-vegetable soup today. Very bowel
> friendly!


You have made a good meal!
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Anybody who posts shit gifs is a psycho.

Miscavage.,. Wrote:
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> Anybody who posts shit gifs is a psycho.

Just children who are desperate for attention. Just about everyone here sets their browser to block all images so we never see them anyway.

Brown Onion and his sock puppets are quite feisty this morning.

Rusty is going to have a good night tonight!

Maybe they won't wait and he'll get some "Afternoon Delight"

Skyrockets in flight!!!
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-Dad, are you really in a hurry to taste your son’s shit?

-Really, Ander.

-Because I remind you I have just taken a dump on the woods right now, a shit you have got horny with and now must be eaten by flies. And if you want, you can eat it. I think first I need to see you eating my shit and enjoy before I dare take a dump in your mouth.

-I’d love to eat it, Ander.

-Then let’s do this dad: when I cum in your mouth and hopefully you cum again; now I know I won’t take long; we can go with our dicks out, nobody will see us here, and hopefully hard again, in expedition in search of that tasty shit, as you’ve just called it without having ever tasted it, and the moment we reach what I have shat this morning, I want you to be as pig as you want to be, and proud. Hope you jack off when you see it, and if you make me horny I will jerk myself off again. Then you can kneel and sniff it. If you want, you can taste a morsel and if you really like it, eat all the shit you want with no fears. I’d love to see you enjoying before I dare take a dump in your mouth tomorrow, as you’ve asked me.

It was me who guided him to the spot where he had shat this morning. He told me I had a good orientation but I answered that the smell of his digestion was calling me. Hearing those words, unhibitedly now he started to jerk himself off again and seeing him I had to the same with my dick, which seeing Ander’s cock having fun again asked me for mercy to have the same fun. And thus both masturbating one more time, we finally reached the spot where he had shat this morning. The toilet paper he had used could be seen close to the heap of his crap.

-What a heavenly vision, my beautiful Ander’s shit. See how daddy frenetically wanks just beholding it.

And just then he blasted a new load, so I would do anything now to keep on giving him fun. He should not stop cumming today. In fact he told me he was gonna wank again as I bent down and almost put my nose on his poop, but I didn’t wanna stain it with shit and sniffed from a close distance as I kept on beating my meat.

He was beating off frenetically as I dirtied my whole mouth with his delicious shit. I had masturbated a thousand times thinking I was eating Ander’s shit but today the filthy dream had come true. Brown saliva was oozing from the corners of my mouth but I had no doubt I would eat it all since today I could and I was watching Ander, who had just cum, wanking again, and I wanted to show him my true self. I had decided today I would tell him all my secrets for he deserved to know everything, being the respectful sweet boy he was, obviously shocked at nothing and only wanting his father to be fulfilled in every dream I could have with him. When almost all the heap of crap was eaten, I continued looking on the floor for any little piece of tasty shit there could be there. The flies were hovering around obviously frustrated, till I saw them flying to the toilet paper in search of any remaining shit there could be. But all the rest was now in my stomach and once I could see no more morsels of shit on the floor I yelled like crazy and blasted a new load.

-Thank you for the meal, Ander. I will never forget you have allowed your father even this.