Off-Topic :
Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
The question is Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Meade Skelton doesn’t need this obscure website.
> He has iTunes and Amazon
He has an Ebay store too!
Though, judging from the feedback, he doesn't sell much.
rolling in the dough Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The question is Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade Skelton doesn’t need this obscure
> website.
> > He has iTunes and Amazon
>
>
> He has an Ebay store too!
>
> Though, judging from the feedback, he doesn't sell
> much.
Everyone streams these days. It’s much easier for Meade too. He doesn’t have to go to the post office
rural broadband subsidy needed Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Streaming Meading Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Everyone streams these days. It’s much easier
> > for Meade too. He doesn’t have to go to the
> post
> > office
>
> Most of Meade's audience lives out in the boonies
> and has no access to broadband.
N
Most of Meade's audience lives inside Meade's head.
meade has FIVE patrons! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> $19/month!
In order to get a true sense of Meade’s net worth, you also have to count his album sales, concert fees and tshirt sales. Could be well into the millions
Meade made some impressive gains in his Patreon account this July.
He has gained one more donor this month and this brings his take up to $18.00 per month. That is $216 per year! And you haters are convinced Meade would never pay back his dad for that small little AmEx misunderstanding of $16855.
Meade is an honorable man and will do what is right and pay off this financial obligation. If he gives all of his Patreon monthly windfalls, it will take a mere 78 years. That is less than 8 decades. Meade's slow to pay, I think not.
Attachments:
it's eesh...... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> he comes and goes as a patron....
>
> When Tom feels like giving him a generous monthly
> allowance, eesh passes a bit of it on to meade.
>
> When Tom is sick of supporting eesh and sends him
> the bare minimum to survive, eesh cuts meade off.
So EESH helps Meade out when he can afford to...
Maybe we should start appreciating eesh more.
I'm feeling that Meade is personally responsible for all those Patron Accounts, all three of em. Meade was kinda embarrassed to have a vlog that a fair number of people view yet not one of em willing to throw in a couple lousy bucks to Meade.
suspicious Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm feeling that Meade is personally responsible
> for all those Patron Accounts, all three of em.
> Meade was kinda embarrassed to have a vlog that a
> fair number of people view yet not one of em
> willing to throw in a couple lousy bucks to Meade.
Meade may not be too happy about it, his biggest audience is those who like to laugh at him. He posts so infrequently, that I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few people who pledge a dollar every few months just to catch up on the quality lolcow content and then quit before they are charged for a second month.
Patreon is for artists that don’t produce content for sale on Amazon or iTunes. That’s where Meade makes all his money. That, plus concerts, acting royalties from the movie he starred in and t-shirt sales.
Cavalcade of Lolcowsk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> suspicious Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm feeling that Meade is personally
> responsible
> > for all those Patron Accounts, all three of em.
>
> > Meade was kinda embarrassed to have a vlog that
> a
> > fair number of people view yet not one of em
> > willing to throw in a couple lousy bucks to
> Meade.
>
>
> Meade may not be too happy about it, his biggest
> audience is those who like to laugh at him. He
> posts so infrequently, that I wouldn't be
> surprised if there are a few people who pledge a
> dollar every few months just to catch up on the
> quality lolcow content and then quit before they
> are charged for a second month.
Good metaphor for Meade is the bum on the street corner, asking for spare change cause he's fallin into hard times, while smoking an expensive brand of cigarette and multiple tattoos throughout his lanky frame. Same method, same motive.
The above poster clearly knows nothing about the music industry. Popular artists who have robust sales through typical distribution channels, such as stores, Amazon and iTunes, don’t spend anytime at all concentrating on their Patreon account. That’s primarily for small, struggling artists trying to get their careers started, not big stars like Meade.
yes! more eesh appreciation! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> he has been a FFU favorite for nearly a decade and
> a half! eesh deserves a lot more respect!
eesh at one time commanded a lot of respect here. He was what a person might refer to as a "goto guy and a jack of all trades". eesh knew a little about a lot of things. then along came a chap called Mr Misery, loaded with charisma and charm. that pretty much relegated eesh to second banana. facts are stubborn stains.
metaphoric Meade Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cavalcade of Lolcowsk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > suspicious Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm feeling that Meade is personally
> > responsible
> > > for all those Patron Accounts, all three of
> em.
> >
> > > Meade was kinda embarrassed to have a vlog
> that
> > a
> > > fair number of people view yet not one of em
> > > willing to throw in a couple lousy bucks to
> > Meade.
> >
> >
> > Meade may not be too happy about it, his
> biggest
> > audience is those who like to laugh at him. He
> > posts so infrequently, that I wouldn't be
> > surprised if there are a few people who pledge
> a
> > dollar every few months just to catch up on the
> > quality lolcow content and then quit before
> they
> > are charged for a second month.
>
>
> Good metaphor for Meade is the bum on the street
> corner, asking for spare change cause he's fallin
> into hard times, while smoking an expensive brand
> of cigarette and multiple tattoos throughout his
> lanky frame. Same method, same motive.
"champagne tastes with a beer wallet" type. spoiled as a child
meade watch 2020 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Now it is time fall all of Meade's fans to
> collectively support Meade.
>
> Meade has started a Patreon.
>
> A thread needed to be started to keep track of
> this exciting endeavor for the Meadester.
>
>
> Maybe an FFXUer will be his first patreon!
>
> https://www.patreon.com/meadeskeltonmusic
>
>
> "Hello!
>
> Thank you for checking this place out. I am a
> Singer/Songwriter on the autism spectrum with a
> desire to build and grow a fan base and produce
> more recordings of my collection of songs. If you
> would like to contribute to this journey, it would
> be greatly appreciated. Money donations go towards
> musical equipment expenses, studio recordings,
> website management, and visual and audio needs.
> You may contribute as much or as little as you
> like from 50 cents a month to $500 or anything
> more or in between. I appreciate all the support
> of my followers and fans. God Bless!"
This thread was started two years ago today when Meade just opened his Patreon account.
talented and young looking Meade must really be bringing in lots and lots of patrons.
No change in several monnths... 4 patrons- 16 bucks/month.
Has Meade thought of going full time at Chick-fil-a.
Attachments:
Maybe just maybe Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Meade could do a benefit concert with the proceeds
> going to the Hurricane victims? Instead of just
> thinking of his own belly all the time.
It would be a Meade show. No one pays to see Meade.
It would cost more to put on then they would take in.
Meade will have a benefit concert for the hurricane victims. He cares about humanity and will donate all the proceeds to them. Thanks Meade. Your contribution to humanity and the downtrodden is appreciated
Meadeorite Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Meade will have a benefit concert for the
> hurricane victims. He cares about humanity and
> will donate all the proceeds to them. Thanks
> Meade. Your contribution to humanity and the
> downtrodden is appreciated
Who is going to front the money for an old fat unknown who sings songs nobody wants to hear?
what the fuck??? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Meadeorite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade will have a benefit concert for the
> > hurricane victims. He cares about humanity and
> > will donate all the proceeds to them. Thanks
> > Meade. Your contribution to humanity and the
> > downtrodden is appreciated
>
>
> Who is going to front the money for an old fat
> unknown who sings songs nobody wants to hear?
Stop being a hater you loser! Everyone loves Meade! I hope he plays Sweet Tea on the autoharp
Meadeorite Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> what the fuck??? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meadeorite Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade will have a benefit concert for the
> > > hurricane victims. He cares about humanity
> and
> > > will donate all the proceeds to them. Thanks
> > > Meade. Your contribution to humanity and the
> > > downtrodden is appreciated
> >
> >
> > Who is going to front the money for an old fat
> > unknown who sings songs nobody wants to hear?
>
> Stop being a hater you loser! Everyone loves
> Meade! I hope he plays Sweet Tea on the autoharp
By "everyone", I guess you mean Meade and his sockpuppets.
What exactly do you think 4 patrons after 2 years really means in terms of popularity?
At least one of those, the Distorted View jizz monkey gives him money just to laugh at his Patreon only videos.
Some think it is a shame that Meade spent his entire life chasing his music fantasy, as opposed finding a career where he could sustain himself. He might even had been able to start a family. Somehow mooching off the government isn't a trait real woman are looking for in a husband and father to her children
I have a more progressive view than others.
I think Meade would have been pretty much a failure at any endeavor he set his mind to.
That time of the month... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> No change this month.
> 5 patrons 18 bucks/month.
>
> This is probably good. His voice is deteriorating
> quickly and it is only a matter of time before he
> starts losing patrons.
If Meade stops or cuts back on his singing, he will get more patrons. Meade is funny as hell and more of an entertainer than a singer. If Meade insists on music in his shows he can sign guest artists starting with local FFXU favorites Karen Leiser aka "Bankrupt Bitch" and the manic monkey Monique Wells aka lizzie. Lizzie is quite good as a singer and songwriter.
rural broadband subsidy needed Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Streaming Meading Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Everyone streams these days. It’s much easier
> > for Meade too. He doesn’t have to go to the
> post
> > office
>
> Most of Meade's audience lives out in the boonies
> and has no access to broadband.
two of Meade's Christmas songs he recorded years ago. vintage Meade recordings for a very reasonable price. Meade collectors will pay most anything but not me. He sounds just like Robert Goulet when he sings "Oh Holy Night". Listen as he booms out the line "FALL ON Your Knees!!" gives me goosepimples.
Fortuitous Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That time of the month... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No change this month.
> > 5 patrons 18 bucks/month.
> >
> > This is probably good. His voice is
> deteriorating
> > quickly and it is only a matter of time before
> he
> > starts losing patrons.
>
> If Meade stops or cuts back on his singing, he
> will get more patrons. Meade is funny as hell and
> more of an entertainer than a singer. If Meade
> insists on music in his shows he can sign guest
> artists starting with local FFXU favorites Karen
> Leiser aka "Bankrupt Bitch" and the manic monkey
> Monique Wells aka lizzie. Lizzie is quite good as
> a singer and songwriter.
Meade has an incredible voice and better than one note Karen. You are jealous. The fact that Meade is just as great an entertainer as a singer proves his tremendous talent.
Meade sings better Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fortuitous Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That time of the month... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No change this month.
> > > 5 patrons 18 bucks/month.
> > >
> > > This is probably good. His voice is
> > deteriorating
> > > quickly and it is only a matter of time
> before
> > he
> > > starts losing patrons.
> >
> > If Meade stops or cuts back on his singing, he
> > will get more patrons. Meade is funny as hell
> and
> > more of an entertainer than a singer. If Meade
> > insists on music in his shows he can sign guest
> > artists starting with local FFXU favorites
> Karen
> > Leiser aka "Bankrupt Bitch" and the manic
> monkey
> > Monique Wells aka lizzie. Lizzie is quite good
> as
> > a singer and songwriter.
>
> Meade has an incredible voice and better than one
> note Karen. You are jealous. The fact that Meade
> is just as great an entertainer as a singer proves
> his tremendous talent.
Meade should have stayed in his lane and remained a local talent.
He could have made some nice extra income by singing at weddings and bowling ally openings instead of being an internet lolcow.
Meade sings better Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fortuitous Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That time of the month... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No change this month.
> > > 5 patrons 18 bucks/month.
> > >
> > > This is probably good. His voice is
> > deteriorating
> > > quickly and it is only a matter of time
> before
> > he
> > > starts losing patrons.
> >
> > If Meade stops or cuts back on his singing, he
> > will get more patrons. Meade is funny as hell
> and
> > more of an entertainer than a singer. If Meade
> > insists on music in his shows he can sign guest
> > artists starting with local FFXU favorites
> Karen
> > Leiser aka "Bankrupt Bitch" and the manic
> monkey
> > Monique Wells aka lizzie. Lizzie is quite good
> as
> > a singer and songwriter.
>
> Meade has an incredible voice and better than one
> note Karen. You are jealous. The fact that Meade
> is just as great an entertainer as a singer proves
> his tremendous talent.
Meade has at best an average voice. Nothing special about it.
Meade would be great playing at kids birthday parties but not more than that. Maybe Meade could also be the clown as part of a combined package.
Meade Clown Shoes Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Meade sings better Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fortuitous Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That time of the month... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > No change this month.
> > > > 5 patrons 18 bucks/month.
> > > >
> > > > This is probably good. His voice is
> > > deteriorating
> > > > quickly and it is only a matter of time
> > before
> > > he
> > > > starts losing patrons.
> > >
> > > If Meade stops or cuts back on his singing,
> he
> > > will get more patrons. Meade is funny as
> hell
> > and
> > > more of an entertainer than a singer. If
> Meade
> > > insists on music in his shows he can sign
> guest
> > > artists starting with local FFXU favorites
> > Karen
> > > Leiser aka "Bankrupt Bitch" and the manic
> > monkey
> > > Monique Wells aka lizzie. Lizzie is quite
> good
> > as
> > > a singer and songwriter.
> >
> > Meade has an incredible voice and better than
> one
> > note Karen. You are jealous. The fact that
> Meade
> > is just as great an entertainer as a singer
> proves
> > his tremendous talent.
>
> Meade has at best an average voice. Nothing
> special about it.
>
> Meade would be great playing at kids birthday
> parties but not more than that. Maybe Meade could
> also be the clown as part of a combined package.
Meade's voice is better because it's unique. He may not have a 5 octave range or belt out every song like American Idol, but he has a voice you recognize right away, like Elvis or Sinatra. It's that kind of voice and his own personality and style.
Unique Voice Wrote:
\
>
> Meade's voice is better because it's unique. He
> may not have a 5 octave range or belt out every
> song like American Idol, but he has a voice you
> recognize right away, like Elvis or Sinatra. It's
> that kind of voice and his own personality and
> style.
Meade's voice is bland and is completely devoid of character.
The only reason it seems "unique" is that people with third rate voices like Meade do not record them.
That time of the month... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> https://www.patreon.com/meadeskeltonmusic
>
> 5 patrons 18 bucks/month.
> Still... Has he ever gotten more than twenty
> bucks?
>
>
> If Meade really is dead...where does this money
> go?
five patrons 18 bucks per month...again.
talk about groundhog's day...
of course, at least three of those patrons are from distorted view and pay money to laugh at Meade.
Maybe Elon Musk will save Patreon like he did twitter. Soon Patreon will be exposed as a Chinese sabotage device just like Tik Tok. It is no coincidence that Meade is under review and China has the spy balloon flying over the US at the same time.
China can't silence the words of the great American Patriot, Meade Skelton.
2023 is the year of Meade! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> https://www.patreon.com/meadeskeltonmusic
>
> under review...
>
> Will it be over soon?
don't look good. well, he got a big head and thought he was untouchable. power corrupts.
Should we start a petition for Patreon to reinstate Meade or even appeal to Xi Jinping? They can take away our guns and take away our freedom but when they try to take away Meade, they have gone too far.
We Need Meade Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Should we start a petition for Patreon to
> reinstate Meade or even appeal to Xi Jinping? They
> can take away our guns and take away our freedom
> but when they try to take away Meade, they have
> gone too far.
Meade had five patrons. you really think he was popular enough to get signatures?
your outrage means nothing. If so, why weren't they supporting Meade before the ban?
finally, Being "woke" sells. This kind of ban is capitalism at its finest. Patreon doesn't want their reputation soiled by idiots like Meade. They exercized their first amendment right to keep that kind of nonsense off their product so their product doesn't go to shit.
I guess Meade faking his death as a publicity stunt didn't do much.
no change... Has Meade thought of biting the heads off live chickens on his live streams? It couldn't hurt. Being a fatty adds to the mystique of being a sideshow geek.
That time of the month... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> https://www.patreon.com/meadeskeltonmusic
>
> 5 patrons $18.00 per month...still
>
> I guess Meade faking his death as a publicity
> stunt didn't do much.
>
> no change... Has Meade thought of biting the heads
> off live chickens on his live streams? It
> couldn't hurt. Being a fatty adds to the mystique
> of being a sideshow geek.
Big Change this month!
Still 5 patrons, but it is down 1 buck to $17 per month.
Pony up the bucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Meade Fan # 3 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sign up now to receive exclusive content
>
> There are tons of great videos that Meade has
> removed from public view and are now only
> available to fans who pay for the privilege.
Laughing at lolcows should be for fun and for free.
Besides that, Meade barely uploads to his patreon and giving to it is an act of charity.
It was started three years ago today. It was a tough time for Meade. Three months earlier was the statue incident where he went from a lolcow to international laughing stock overnight, His father and brother were forcing him to get off his fat ass and GET A JOB. Meade just knew things would be different when he got his mitts on internet money.
Meade really does believe he is entitled to internet money.
He started a "Go fund me" to pay off is debt and pay his bills.
Getting a full time job to support himself is just a little outside of his limited wheelhouse.
I guess when you are begging on a charity site Meade's self-imposed problems don't hold a candle to people who have had a downturn in life due to no cause of their own,