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Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: BO needs to have proof ()
Date: April 05, 2020 11:14AM

I want pics of his bowel movements, real pics every day. We have posters with real ass issues.

Take vid, pics, let us see how much toilet paper you need, how much hemorrhoid ointments you have, and apply...making manpons to stop bleeding...

Vids and pics in real time.
GF2 needs to stay out of this thread to ensure authenticity

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 05, 2020 11:36AM

You’re stupid and to suggest such a thing shows your sick mind for what it is. Get some help as you’re gross.

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Skdf ()
Date: April 05, 2020 11:38AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You’re stupid and to suggest such a thing shows
> your sick mind for what it is. Get some help as
> you’re gross.


I think many posters would agree.

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Elephant in the room ()
Date: April 05, 2020 11:53AM

Skdf Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You’re stupid and to suggest such a thing
> shows
> > your sick mind for what it is. Get some help as
> > you’re gross.
>
>
> I think many posters would agree.


Brown Onion claims that typing out stories of celebrities helping him poop is 'creative writing'. At least he has finally given up the facade of how he somehow is supporting and educating others with his poopstories.

The question is now is he really an anal fixated addled old geezer or someone pretending to be an anal fixated addled old geezer?

In either case, it takes a very sick and troubled mind to conjure up the image o Dolly Parton watching him poop.

Troll or not, he really needs to get some mental health help for his potty issues.

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Gjsbsj ()
Date: April 05, 2020 12:03PM

I don’t follow this part of the forum very well but isn’t there a whole Don and Mike (or just Mike) thing going on as well? Don and Mike used to ask, “How are your bowels” so maybe the same troll? Or maybe that’s already been discussed idk.

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: hytnytfd ()
Date: April 05, 2020 03:38PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.


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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: No can do ()
Date: April 06, 2020 06:24AM

I just had the most painful, watery shit of my life.

I would have taken a picture but I don't have a toliet.

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Loyd Lunatic ()
Date: April 06, 2020 06:47AM

No can do Wrote:
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> I just had the most painful, watery shit of my
> life.
>
> I would have taken a picture but I don't have a
> toliet.


Shut up Gerry!

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: No can do ()
Date: April 06, 2020 06:49AM

I'm not Gerry and I'm sadly not even joking..

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Loyd Lunatic ()
Date: April 06, 2020 06:58AM

No can do Wrote:
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> I'm not Gerry and I'm sadly not even joking..


Sorry sir, when you said you didn’t have a toilet I assumed you were Gerry. Because that fucker doesn’t have a toilet, and shits on the curb.

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: April 06, 2020 07:00AM

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Post the pics ()
Date: April 06, 2020 07:34AM

No can do Wrote:
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> I just had the most painful, watery shit of my
> life.
>
> I would have taken a picture but I don't have a
> toliet.


You don’t need the toilet for proof, or a pic!!
You are a big liar

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Observing Onionn ()
Date: April 06, 2020 10:24AM

grown men pretending they are experiencing child birth with midwives when having a bowel movement is neither creative, entertaining or normal. Just the sad repetitive ramblings of an unoccupied mind.

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Be careful of what you wish for! ()
Date: April 10, 2020 04:49AM

Post the pics Wrote:
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> You don’t need the toilet for proof, or a pic!!
> You are a big liar
Attachments:
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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: shit in a bag ()
Date: April 10, 2020 05:59AM

are you taking that to the cemetery today?

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Sjjdd ()
Date: April 10, 2020 06:13AM

shit in a bag Wrote:
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> are you taking that to the cemetery today?


Thats just mushed pro and beans. Probably the same shit peep used to make the skid marks in his underwear

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: shit in a bag ()
Date: April 10, 2020 06:42AM

what's pro?

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Be careful of what you wish for! ()
Date: April 10, 2020 11:31AM

Sjjdd Wrote:
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> Thats just mushed pro and beans. Probably the same
> shit peep used to make the skid marks in his
> underwear

How I wish. This shit is painful and it wakes me up. My ass is bleeding.
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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: April 10, 2020 11:53AM

Nothing like the real stuff!
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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: No evidence so far ()
Date: April 10, 2020 12:04PM

Be careful of what you wish for! Wrote:
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> Sjjdd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thats just mushed pro and beans. Probably the
> same
> > shit peep used to make the skid marks in his
> > underwear
>
> How I wish. This shit is painful and it wakes me
> up. My ass is bleeding.


No blood in that pic

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: The blood ()
Date: April 10, 2020 12:46PM

I see it

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Wiee ()
Date: April 10, 2020 12:51PM

The blood Wrote:
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> I see it


The blood goes everywhere.

This is a lie

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: The blood ()
Date: April 10, 2020 12:52PM

Not necessarily. It depends on how much you are bleeding.

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Wjdd ()
Date: April 10, 2020 01:32PM

The blood Wrote:
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> Not necessarily. It depends on how much you are
> bleeding.


If you ain’t bleeding out, u don’t have ass problems.
We want real ass decay

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: April 10, 2020 01:52PM

Wjdd Wrote:
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> The blood Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not necessarily. It depends on how much you are
> > bleeding.
>
>
> If you ain’t bleeding out, u don’t have ass
> problems.
> We want real ass decay

Who doesn't like ass decay?
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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: BO is stuck ()
Date: April 10, 2020 02:08PM

He is in the anal stage of development

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Re: Call me stupid, but I don’t think Brown Onion is legit
Posted by: Big steamy pile of Brown Onion ()
Date: April 10, 2020 02:28PM

BO is stuck Wrote:
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> He is in the anal stage of development


He shit his underoos on his first day of kindergarten.

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