Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I sit here on the groan throne. Dolly Parton,
> although she won’t show me her bosom is singing
> “Joleen,” to calm me down. Sweat pours down my
> forehead. Head and neck veins protrude as my
> intestines are in a war of the worlds. What is to
> become of my starfish? I hope the sewing kit is
> available, as this is going to hurt even more. Who
> knows, maybe I’ll be able to drop a cinder block
> and Dolly will be impressed. I’m so relieved to
> have her here instead of Liza Minnelli.
Dolly Parton has watched you poop too!
These stories help everyone!
No wonder GIs look down on you.
They are jealous.
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