BREAKING: MITCH MCCONNELL IMPEACHMENT FILES LEAKED - ACQUITTAL PARTY GUEST LIST PUBLISHED
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Date: January 17, 2020 11:08PM
Wouldn't that be a hoot. Swore to be impartial. Signed it in writing.
Acquittal party location booked, guest lists approved, budget approved, invitations ready, caterer menu approved with flowers, wine, and toasts. The speech is in its third draft. The speech writer is working with a conservative comedian on jokes and one-liners to spread out among the crowd. The spin machine is boiler plating catch phrases and talking points announcing the President's total innocence from this latest witch hunt that the American people are sick off, and with the Founding Father's saved us from without any witnesses. The Secret Service details have been notified.
And if you think the man behind the curtain was only in the wizard of oz, well, sleep tight tonight and don't let the bed bugs devour your soul while you are sleeping walking through the history being made in your miserable life.