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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I had my hood up and my date in the car. These two italian guys approach me in the parking lot and say they'll sell me a hose clamp for $40 if I want it. I says, "Beat it. Sofia! Gimme one of those earings."