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Here, gentlemen. Now you have a thread to bicker in, all to yourselves. Now, you don't have to clutter up the threads that aren't about your little cat fight.
Well, I'm going to go on the record as saying that this spat is fucking retarded, and not even all that interesting to read; it's all just "you're a pedophile" followed by a picture implying homosexuality.
Someone needs to man up and offer an olive branch or something. If pride doesn't allow that, then this should be settled in the traditional FU manner:
You must meet each other on the field of battle, underneath the plasma.
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> How the fuck does this thread have five
> tha-tha-tha-thousand views already?
I know I bring a crowd, but Bloody Blisters was hitting the refresh button frantically waiting for my next response. It's like he can't live without me.
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> Someone needs to man up and offer an olive branch
> or something. If pride doesn't allow that, then
> this should be settled in the traditional FU
> manner:
>
> You must meet each other on the field of battle,
> underneath the plasma.
I sent him a PM telling him it was getting old, and I even offered a truce. Instead of a "yes" or a "no", Bloody Blisters sent me a hotlinked image of some grotesque fat woman with a baseball bat shoved in her twat.
I suggested that they get a thread, but they kept chasing each other around in all the other threads.
Maybe now they can work it out between themselves without littering all the other threads with their infatuation with each other or their personal war between each other.
Have at it boys!
----------------------------------------------------------------- The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
This whole "battle" started out promising, but now it is getting a little repetitive. I think you guys should take it up a notch or...
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Take it down... beneath the PLASMA!
Both have a strange attraction to each other, although couching their mating ritual in terms of "who's the biggest faggot/pedophile" seems fun to them.
They both smoke pole.
There. Now all the thread hijacking can cease, while they PM hardily away.
Although, shitty cell phone pics of the "under the plasma" encounter would be hugely entertaining, in a unique FFXU sort of way. Take it to the next level, gentlemen.
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Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Maybe inky and spunk should get together. Think of
> the conspiracies they could come up with...
Maybe Inkahootz can show Spunky his fisting skills.
eesh Wrote:
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
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> > Maybe inky and spunk should get together. Think
> of
> > the conspiracies they could come up with...
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>
> Maybe Inkahootz can show Spunky his fisting
> skills.
I imagine if that happened you would see much less of them here.