Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
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LOL! 'ANOTHER fucking PYBR.'
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Date: April 18, 2020 04:43PM
curious FU lurker Wrote:
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> I drove past the moreno house, out of morbid
> curiosity. Mr Moreno was out with a push broom,
> sweeping the sidewalk. He was doing the walk along
> the entire street!
>
> So I pulled over for a closer look. He was
> sweeping up pictures of little kids and rose
> petals. I asked him 'Another PYBR?'
>
> 'Yeah', he grumbled, with a forlorn look in his
> eyes. 'The fucking kid made ANOTHER fucking PYBR.
> The cops are gonna bust him if he keeps this up. I
> have to get rid of this before the neighbors see
> it.'
>
> 'Why not LET the kid get arrested?'
>
> Another exasperated look. 'If it were up to ME, I
> would have done just that - about a decade ago.
> But his mother keeps holding out hope that
> William's just going through a stage. A Stage, for
> fuck's sake! A thirty five year STAGE! She thinks
> one day, he'll somehow miraculously wake up
> normal, and then become a famous artist, or
> writer, or some damn hopeless thing like that, and
> all her faith will be vindicated. So, we have to
> keep protecting the kid from himself.'
>
> 'And eesh', I remarked.
>
> 'Fuck eesh. If that fat, initiative-lacking
> shithead hasn't killed William yet, I'm afraid
> he's never going to. All he does is aggrevate
> william's insanity. And THEN the fat fuck ends up
> in jail! Totally useless to me.'
>
> Trying to cheer up the disconsolate old man, I
> said 'Well, at least his boyfriend moved out.'
>
> 'Lizzie? Christ, what an oddball! Sure, he moved
> out,but he didn't take William WITH him. I told
> him, "Take William WITH you, and you can have TEN
> laptop computers, our silverware, all of Sharon's
> jewelry, whichever car you want, and a cashier's
> check for ten grand! No dice! No, he leaves, and
> William, who is still HERE, goes into a rage and
> fucking stabs me!'
>
> I then asked 'Where is William now?"
>
> 'Who TF knows? If I had to guess, jerking off in
> the Check E. Cheese restroom. I keep hoping some
> kid's parent will shoot him. You know, I wouldn't
> pursue any legal claims if that happened. None at
> all. None at all.'
>
> At this point, Sharon's shrill voice emanated from
> the house: 'Toys R Us is on the phone! You have to
> go get William, or they're calling the police!'
>
> Mr Moreno looked sadly at me. 'See? If I were
> calling the shots, I would ignore this, and let
> the police do their damndest. But no. I have to go
> rescue the fat pedophile. Nice talking.'