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Caught out with Maverick and Candi ass early in the morning bros. Took this slow ass train to Dallas. At first we thought it was a hotshot over to El Paso. In Dallas Ft. Worth we saw this big ass train loading shipping containers into the suicide car we hopped into so we thought it was a good idea to jump off there. My cargo shorts are no longer khaki colored. Their getting dirty as fuck. Anyways, I'm down $150 after buying a rock off of Maverick's buddy in Louisiana and buying food for the crew. We're meeting up with some of Maverick's crust punks as he calls them. His boy Roach is squatting in a jungle near the train yard. Oh man I almost got my shit jacked our last night before catching out. So this drunk dude was all bragging about all these young dudes he stole gear from. He was showing me this jacket he said he jumped someone for and how he stole his boots from a guy. He was drunk as fuck too. Then in the middle of the night I hear someone going through my gear. It was that dude. Bros no joke I picked up a rock and smashed him right in the face down to the fucking white meat! Knocked this dude's block straight off. All I heard was him crying and screaming. I yelled to him "payback's a bitch punk! Maybe next time you think twice bout stealing someone's shit!" Well we're off to go meet the rest of the crust punks. Can't wait for Portland. Maverick says next stop's Tucson.
Be careful riding those suicide cars man. Open floor = bad outcome. Can give you a few tips if you need to but sounds like you found a solid crew. Remember when you go into those boxcars to throw a railroad spike or something to jam the door. Otherwise that shit locks and it could be weeks before you're found
Wet spot Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > Don't sick dick for money like your author has.
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> Exactly. Suck dick like Gerry does instead.
Haha or fuck goats. Hey Gerry five years ago your brother was shot in the face. How did that make you feel?
Yo broffesor why'd you delete your Facebook? You're not returning my texts. Bro stop this shit. Everyone's worried about you. Did you get married to that bitch? Word is that you did and that's why you and her dipped out together.
I'm going to catch me a cruiseship next weekend to the Bahamas. I'm going to stowaway in this swank little cabin with this hottie I call Lordess. I just met her six months ago.
Lordess says the ship has all you drink alcohol and that included in a cruise far. When we get to the first port we can go ashore and see hotties in bikinis on a private beach naked. Then we are going to get back on the "privyhog"(That's what lordess calls a big cruiseship).
I'm gonna skitch a ride on a hot air balloon, with this sweet beauty Josephine. She's running away from her former fighter pilot boyfriend Goose. Goose says he knows Maverick. If we're lucky, we'll catch the balloon & make it to the Pacific Northwest. Josephine & I will grow some weed in the Ho Rainforest & make a good living. Maybe my bro, TuStory will join us.
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> Some of the "shippers" lordess says we'll met up
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