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WSH LAX god Wrote:
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> And you guys accuse me of being gay? Who does
> that? I'm straighter than an arrow. Just ask my
> buddies, I'm like a young Hugh Hefner.
None. Ask all of my buddies who the ladies man was. Me of course. I guarantee I've pulled more than any of you put together and I know it pisses you guys off. When Brandt comes down we're placing a $500 bet to see who can get more girls down here. Ask you to get in on this but we'll already know how will lose. Again, jealousy pure jealousy.
WHS Baseball Wrote:
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> Kyle, I will come down with Brandt and bang either
> you or him or both.
Is your name Erol by any chance? Cause if it is tell everyone about the time you shit your pants in class in the 6th grade and cried. Haha your mom had to pick you up and heard your dad whipped your ass for it too. Hahaha!
WSH LAX god Wrote:
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> None. Ask all of my buddies who the ladies man
> was. Me of course. I guarantee I've pulled more
> than any of you put together and I know it pisses
> you guys off. When Brandt comes down we're
> placing a $500 bet to see who can get more girls
> down here. Ask you to get in on this but we'll
> already know how will lose. Again, jealousy pure
> jealousy.
Does your wife know that you're posting and bragging about being able to pick up women? Sounds like you might want to start reading up on divorce law in Florida because she'll catch onto you.
Not married. Why wreck a party? I'm having the time of my life. I'm gonna be a pimp up until I'm old! And you're gayer than a fox's glove.
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WSH LAX god Wrote:
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> Not married. Why wreck a party? I'm having the
> time of my life. I'm gonna be a pimp up until I'm
> old!
I thought in one of your previous posts, you indicated the two of you retired from the World Bank?
Don't take this thread off topic. Listen, I suck dick. Alot. So much that I burp the taste of jizz. And I love it. But that doesn't mean you guys can make fun of me.
Either this is Brixton or Erol. Either way ones a fag monster and the other shits his pants. Funny because I just had sex last night with a chick from Tampa I met online.
Come on, Kyle, stop saying that stuff. It was one time, I was sick. Then I was scared to say anything because of I would get made fun of. Like you're doing now.
WHS Baseball Wrote:
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> Come on, Kyle, stop saying that stuff. It was one
> time, I was sick. Then I was scared to say
> anything because of I would get made fun of. Like
> you're doing now.
EROL GO FUCKING AWAY!!!!!! And stop posting gay shit under my name!
WSH LAX platinum Wrote:
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> Either this is Brixton or Erol. Either way ones a
> fag monster and the other shits his pants. Funny
> because I just had sex last night with a chick
> from Tampa I met online.
When will you go and get checked for STDs? Did that chick happen to be a transgender?
Hahaha hey everyone FYI. Remember the kid's bike I threw on the railroad tracks last summer? That was Erol's little brother's!!!! Oh and one time he hit a boner in the shower after baseball practice.
WSH LAX platinum Wrote:
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> Oh and one time he
> hit a boner in the shower after baseball practice.
And I went home later and beat my meat raw thinking about it
Kyle please stop saying this stuff. That boner thing never happened, I just had to pee real bad that time. Please leave me alone, I never said anything that bad about you, all I said was I wanted to come down with Brandt to visit you.
WSH LAX platinum Wrote:
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> No she had a pussy. Her name was Dottie from
> Tampa. She's coming down this weekend and we're
> going clubbing.
Next time, you shouldn't drink as much. You might have thought it was a "she" but most likely wasn't. Enjoy the club this weekend!
Does Your Wife? Wrote:
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> WSH LAX platinum Wrote:
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> > No she had a pussy. Her name was Dottie from
> > Tampa. She's coming down this weekend and we're
> > going clubbing.
>
>
> Next time, you shouldn't drink as much. You might
> have thought it was a "she" but most likely
> wasn't. Enjoy the club this weekend!
I was mistaken. It ended up being a he. Oh well, it felt better anyway. He's gonna meet me out this weekend. I'm not going to drink much because I wanna feel all of it this time.
WHS Baseball Wrote:
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> Kyle please stop saying this stuff. That boner
> thing never happened, I just had to pee real bad
> that time. Please leave me alone, I never said
> anything that bad about you, all I said was I
> wanted to come down with Brandt to visit you.
You know what Erol? Too fucking bad! Remember back in the 1st grade you spread that rumor that I had only 1 ass cheek? Or what about when we were like 8 and yiu told me that I couldn't join the kamakzie kids? It wasn't until you shit yourself that you wanted to be friends. Mother fucker up until last year you and you passive aggressive ass fucked me over. You got close to me so you could steal Kendal away! You knew I wanted to be with her man and you stole that bitch! You and your asshole brother Santos need to fuck off. Wanna come down with Brandt? Well forget it! I'm not going to lie a lot of this is because you stole Kendal. I'm so fuckng pissed even as I write this. You are gayer than $3 change at the ice cream store.
I didn't talk to Brandt yet but come on, I don't even remember most of that stuff. That locker room time after baseball I explained. Come on we shud be friends.