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Crack Hilter Wrote:
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> In the park? Maybe it is trying to pick up another
> helicopter for some coptulation. Is it a mail
> helicopter?
It doesn't sound like she had time to look for two little balls.
Maybe it was one of those black helicopters that nutjob conspiracy theorists are always complaining about.
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Furfur Wrote:
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> Maybe it was one of those black helicopters that
> nutjob conspiracy theorists are always complaining
> about.
Does anyone remember the helicopter that used to be parked on the front lawn of that house near the corner of Hunter Mill and Baron Cameron in the late 80's??
Anyone know any story about the guy who lived there? Was he some ultra-wealthy CEO, or just a guy with a helicopter for the fun of it?
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Furfur Wrote:
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> > Maybe it was one of those black helicopters
> that
> > nutjob conspiracy theorists are always
> complaining
> > about.
>
>
> you see them too?
I stopped seeing those black helicopters once I bought a roll of reynolds wrap and fashioned a hat out of tin foil.
But now I pick up an AM radio station in Anchorage through my fillings.
Turns out, hearing the rantings and ravings of right-wing nutjobs living in the tundra waiting for the socialist revolution with huge stockpiles of guns and a shortwave radio is actually worse than seeing black helicopters.
From what I can tell, Newt Gingrich and Bill O'Reilley are going to send out a special signal on AM and shortwave just before the end of days begin, so the militias can kill all the niggers and bring about the messiah. I think it has to do with a particular abortion and a gay couple in San Francisco getting married.
Of course, since Obama is muslim, the entire equation has changed. Now the end of days might be when dirty palestinians have their own state.
Shit, my tin foil hat fell off. What was I talking about? No, wait, that shit's crazy. Now I'm not even afraid of Obama taking away my guns. Maybe I should put my tin foil hat back on again.
Yeah, now that it's back on, I'm thoroughly mortified that Obama is going to take away my guns and sneak muslims into the country to kill me. I feel much more at home with my paranoid schizophrenia now that my aluminum hat is back on.
Furfur Wrote:
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> Maybe it was one of those black helicopters that
> nutjob conspiracy theorists are always complaining
> about.