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Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 04, 2009 11:15AM

David Carradine hung himself in Thailand at age 72.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: cmen ()
Date: June 04, 2009 11:39AM

And Bruce Lee is laughing right now.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 04, 2009 11:49AM

he was definitely murdered!... perhaps by bruce lee!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Date: June 04, 2009 11:52AM

I guess he gave up on looking for his brother.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Date: June 04, 2009 11:56AM

So, what are the odds he was "doing a Michael Hutchence?"

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 04, 2009 11:57AM

OMG YOU GUYS R SO FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL I HOPE U ALL DIE HORRIBLY

KARMA'S A BITCH, MOTHERFUCKERS

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Date: June 04, 2009 11:59AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> OMG YOU GUYS R SO FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL I HOPE U
> ALL DIE HORRIBLY
>
> KARMA'S A BITCH, MOTHERFUCKERS


You are right. You think we would have learned our lesson from Gravis's test death.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 04, 2009 11:59AM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> So, what are the odds he was "doing a Michael
> Hutchence?"


And it was in Bangkok. All kinds of shady stuff goes on over there. BTW, didn't Gary Glitter get tossed out of that country due to child porn?

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 04, 2009 12:01PM

Maybe he was over there teaching a young grasshopper to take the stone from his hand?

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 04, 2009 12:13PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> OMG YOU GUYS R SO FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL I HOPE U
> ALL DIE HORRIBLY
>
> KARMA'S A BITCH, MOTHERFUCKERS



classic! :D


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Date: June 04, 2009 12:19PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, what are the odds he was "doing a Michael
> > Hutchence?"
>
>
> And it was in Bangkok. All kinds of shady stuff
> goes on over there. BTW, didn't Gary Glitter get
> tossed out of that country due to child porn?


Seems to me it would take a hell of a lot to get thrown out of Thailand for anything sex-related.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: June 04, 2009 03:45PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So, what are the odds he was "doing a Michael
> > > Hutchence?"
> >
> >
> > And it was in Bangkok. All kinds of shady
> stuff
> > goes on over there. BTW, didn't Gary Glitter
> get
> > tossed out of that country due to child porn?
>
>
> Seems to me it would take a hell of a lot to get
> thrown out of Thailand for anything sex-related.

Glitter's managed to get himself thrown out of Cambodia and Vietnam, which is where sex tourists too shady for Thailand go.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 04, 2009 03:47PM

Maybe his brother will carry on his legacy!?
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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: June 04, 2009 03:47PM

I think it's no big deal that he wanted to hang out in Thailand. Maybe it was just time for him to hang it up. You guys should cut him some slack. You never know, he may have been roped into it.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Date: June 04, 2009 04:05PM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I think it's no big deal that he wanted to hang
> out in Thailand. Maybe it was just time for him
> to hang it up. You guys should cut him some
> slack. You never know, he may have been roped
> into it.


I nearly choked when I read that!

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Never Again ()
Date: June 04, 2009 05:40PM

With those big hands and lanky body he looked like a guy who was already hung.

i wonder if he was getting the real bad arthritis like his old man did. toward the end, jc's hands were gnarled up like claws.

final thought: he was great in bound for glory.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: June 04, 2009 05:46PM


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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Never Agin ()
Date: June 04, 2009 06:31PM

it's unfortunately split into two parts in these youtube clips, but there's a beautiful two-and-a-half minute shot from bound for glory beginning at 8:45 in the first clip, and ending at 1:15 in the second clip.






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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: June 04, 2009 10:28PM

Kill Bill 3
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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Wrap that Rascal ()
Date: June 05, 2009 05:57AM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> So, what are the odds he was "doing a Michael
> Hutchence?"


Bingo!

David Carradine could have died from suffocation or heart failure after an auto-erotic sex act went tragically wrong, Thai police said today.

The star of the iconic Seventies TV show Kung Fu, was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room yesterday in bizarre circumstances.

A hotel chambermaid discovered his naked body hanging in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and genitals.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 05, 2009 06:50AM

Wrap that Rascal Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> > So, what are the odds he was "doing a Michael
> > Hutchence?"
>
>
> Bingo!
>
> David Carradine could have died from suffocation
> or heart failure after an auto-erotic sex act went
> tragically wrong, Thai police said today.
>
> The star of the iconic Seventies TV show Kung Fu,
> was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room yesterday
> in bizarre circumstances.
>
> A hotel chambermaid discovered his naked body
> hanging in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck
> and genitals.


Autoerotic Asphyxiation: "What's the Worst that Could Happen?"

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 05, 2009 09:32AM

At age 72 (or any age), should you really be attempting autoerotic asphyxiation?
I think a lot of people are quietly into that type of thing.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Date: June 05, 2009 09:45AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> At age 72 (or any age), should you really be
> attempting autoerotic asphyxiation?
> I think a lot of people are quietly into that type
> of thing.


I think it is pretty stupid at any age.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 05, 2009 04:15PM

Why do you have to tie a rope around your neck for the effect? It seems like you could just hold your breath and it would be less dangerous?

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: June 05, 2009 04:16PM

Or better yet, don't fly solo. It's better with a partner, anyway.

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 05, 2009 04:16PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> So, what are the odds he was "doing a Michael
> Hutchence?"


He was; They found him hung in the closet with a noose and clamps on his genitals as well!


People are strange...I know this girl who only gets off when being choked! lol

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Rod ()
Date: June 05, 2009 05:07PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> At age 72 (or any age), should you really be
> attempting autoerotic asphyxiation?
> I think a lot of people are quietly into that type
> of thing.


It must be a tremendous thrill that becomes addictive if that's the case as it appears it is. A sort of self victimization. I read about it in that book made into a move maybe a sequel of Silance of the Lambs. Perhaps his death will serve as a chilling warning to those apt to do such a thing

Whatever the case I very much liked Kung Fu and took to ordering it on Netflicks.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 05, 2009 05:12PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: June 06, 2009 05:48AM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> > So, what are the odds he was "doing a Michael
> > Hutchence?"
>
>
> He was; They found him hung in the closet with a
> noose and clamps on his genitals as well!
>
>
> People are strange...I know this girl who only
> gets off when being choked! lol

can i get her number?

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Date: June 06, 2009 08:22AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why do you have to tie a rope around your neck for
> the effect? It seems like you could just hold your
> breath and it would be less dangerous?



Apparently it results in a euphoric orgasm. Often, when men are executed by hanging, they ejaculate. It's a weird thing that, frankly, I would never risk my life to try.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: In the Realm of Fixation ()
Date: June 06, 2009 04:44PM

>It's a weird thing that, frankly, I would never risk my life to try.<

And thus you will die without ever having truly lived.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 05:45PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: June 06, 2009 05:53PM

Get help Inkahootz. Its not normal to beat women.
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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:03PM

Fail Safe Wrote:
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> Get help Inkahootz. Its not normal to beat women.


Now, I'm a wife beater...Don't forget attempted murderer and rapist! lol


Seriously, what is your defect, EJ?

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:04PM

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Seriously, what's your defect BEX?



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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:07PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:10PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> BTW, dumbass, carnal knowledge means sex outside
> of marriage. Damn, you're stupid.


Inky Inky Inky....carnal knowledge under Virginia law is a synonym for statutory rape. Damn, you're stupid.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Date: June 06, 2009 06:13PM

Fail Safe Wrote:
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> Get help Inkahootz. Its not normal to beat women.


That ad is funny. It's about time that someone make an appeal to the sensitive wife beaters out there. It reminds me of the old SNL skit for the "Rape Hotline" where rapists could call to share their feelings.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:25PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:35PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:39PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:43PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Up2Late ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:46PM

In fairness to Inkahootz:

http://leg1.state.va.us/000/src.htm

type in "carnal knowledge" and all the code sections defining carnal knowledge show 'For the purposes of this section, (i) a child under the age of thirteen years shall not be considered a consenting child and (ii) "carnal knowledge" includes the acts of sexual intercourse, cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus, anal intercourse, and animate and inanimate object sexual penetration'
Opposed to "statutory rape" that shows no results in the code of virginia and is more of a "lawyer speak" than an actual law.

...Which I believe is an argument FOR Inky as he argues that "carnal knowledge" is any sexual act outside of marriage (although the specific code sections located do not refer to marriage specifically). I think general sexual activity outside of marriage would fall under Lewd and Lascivious Acts (and regardless of marriage, most actions fall under sodomy in VA)

But I could be wrong...lord knows no one would want to actually SIDE with Inky ;)

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:47PM

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:49PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:54PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:56PM

You are one sick fuck.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:00PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:25PM

read this NOW!
From: inkahootz
To:
Fail Safe
Date: 06/06/2009 07:10PM

Just to let you know I have offered Gravis a thousand dollars to get Cary to ban you, delete any reference to this BS made up charge, and give me your name and address.

Karma is a bitch, MFer...


Delete all the BS, NOW!



Who is Karma, and why is she a bitch?

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:33PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Karma ()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:37PM

I know I know! Can I have the $1000 now? I'll send you my checking account info in a PM.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:49PM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: June 06, 2009 10:30PM

You wouldn't be able to look up the final disposition of a case like that via the va courts website.

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Winston Watzon ()
Date: June 06, 2009 10:43PM

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You just have to know where to look.

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Date: June 07, 2009 02:53AM

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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: June 08, 2009 02:34PM

Hung Fu
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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 08, 2009 02:37PM

+1 496. LOL.
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Re: Kung Fu: The Legend Is Over
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 08, 2009 07:41PM

I wonder if he JO's in slow motion too.
(correction - JO'd)

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