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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Pacicyst Wrote:
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> Why insult each other? Let's be an "e-team" and
> explore this electronic frontier together!
I hope I don't break my leg or die of cholera before we make it. :(
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Insulted1,
>
> A friend just emailed me this thread and I arrived
> as soon as I possibly could.
>
> First - I hear you, friend, and I feel your pain.
> This forum is indeed devoid of proper insults. I
> used to hang out here and pwn people all the time.
> Left and right, day and night. Actually I kept a
> list of those I insulted - "the pwn tree" I called
> it. Which was a macro enabled excel document
> equipped with hyperlinks that would allow me to
> navigate spreadsheets and FFU pages - tracking
> pwns across my posting tenure. I could drill into
> certain pwns, cross reference pwns, pwn pattern
> recognition, and even a pwn emulator where I could
> pwn forum members when they weren’t logged on via
> sophisticated computer coding where I programmed
> bots to act, and react like some of my well known
> marks and rivals.
>
> The application ended up crashing my computer late
> one night when I was pwning the daylights out of
> inkahootz in the sandbox environment. It literally
> caused my mother board to melt. My dvd tray popped
> open and there was smoke pouring out of the
> input/output jacks. I was never able to recover
> the program or my pwn tree which is one of the
> reasons I decided to leave the forum.
>
> Now, though, my intent is to return. To
> infiltrate, destroy, and rebuild once again this
> vapid black hole of blandness and redundancy. That
> all being said, be on the lookout for better
> insults to come. To my past adversaries - beware,
> as I have had time to think. To refill my
> proverbial well. And now, in the coming months, I
> will finally be in a position to paint my
> masterpiece.
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Insulted1,
>
> A friend just emailed me this thread and I arrived
> as soon as I possibly could.
>
> First - I hear you, friend, and I feel your pain.
> This forum is indeed devoid of proper insults. I
> used to hang out here and pwn people all the time.
> Left and right, day and night. Actually I kept a
> list of those I insulted - "the pwn tree" I called
> it. Which was a macro enabled excel document
> equipped with hyperlinks that would allow me to
> navigate spreadsheets and FFU pages - tracking
> pwns across my posting tenure. I could drill into
> certain pwns, cross reference pwns, pwn pattern
> recognition, and even a pwn emulator where I could
> pwn forum members when they weren’t logged on via
> sophisticated computer coding where I programmed
> bots to act, and react like some of my well known
> marks and rivals.
>
> The application ended up crashing my computer late
> one night when I was pwning the daylights out of
> inkahootz in the sandbox environment. It literally
> caused my mother board to melt. My dvd tray popped
> open and there was smoke pouring out of the
> input/output jacks. I was never able to recover
> the program or my pwn tree which is one of the
> reasons I decided to leave the forum.
>
> Now, though, my intent is to return. To
> infiltrate, destroy, and rebuild once again this
> vapid black hole of blandness and redundancy. That
> all being said, be on the lookout for better
> insults to come. To my past adversaries - beware,
> as I have had time to think. To refill my
> proverbial well. And now, in the coming months, I
> will finally be in a position to paint my
> masterpiece.
Bullshit...you little faggot! The only thing you did was write gay ass stories about yourself and wanting to take old fag hags out for coffee. You were a homo then and you are a homo now. The only 'pounding' you get...you receive from your boyfriend Bruno.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/28/2009 12:06AM by Expansive Jeans.