I nearly fucked this chick when she was...18'ish!!!!! I looked at the first pictures and I could see the Nova/Loudoun County in her, but then I scrolled down and saw "Kelly Jackson". SON. OF. A. BITCH.
So I was at work in Tysons at my first "grown-up" type gig in my early 20's, cruising some sites for girls to talk shit with and possibly hook up. I don't remember where i found her; maybe Hotornot.com, maybe some random chat room, but I started talking to this Kelly chick who appeared to be hot, and was definitely ready to go. As any good internet filth purveyor knows, these are two huge red flags when you're trying to get 'tang from the 'net. It could be a trap...it could be a dude...who the hell knows. Regardless, this particular day I was willing to take a lunchtime drive to take find out.
So we agree to meet at Kohls in Sterling. I ask her to be standing outside the entrance, so that when I pull up, see that she's a dude, or see that she's really 300lbs I can just easily pull away, no harm no foul.
So...
I pull into the parking lot and goddamnit, right by the entrance stands a hot, slim blonde dressed just as she said she would be. She wasn't all fucked up face, fake titties and thicky, thicky like she is now. Slim. Hot.
I remember sitting in my car and my jaw hitting me in my nutsack. It was fucking unreal. I'd pounded many a' internet skanks to that point, but none of them were a solid 9.5 as what was standing waiting for me, only a couple hundred feet away.
...and I literally have 15 minutes left.
So, instead of doing the right thing; calling work, saying I'd come down with a fever at lunch and wouldn't be back then grabbing this girl, taking her to the nearest hotel or secluded area and pounding the shit out of every one of her orifices multiple times, I lost my sack...and I left.
Maybe I did the right thing. Maybe it was a trap. Maybe her redneck boyfriend was parked next to me in the lot, just waiting to jack me. Maybe I would have picked up a burn. Who knows. What I do know are that there are a few days in a persons life where you look back and say, "What the fuck was I thinking?".
Anyway. This girl is the real deal. It seems that her career path has taken her in the direction of something that she truly enjoys and has a passion for.
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