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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 08, 2013 12:17PM

Bleh TerrIBLe mIsTer fUcKing mARSH fIres BLeH gIves mOnies maKEs BLeH sIgN paPErs sTatIng nEver cOmE bACk tO deAleR sHiP wEll nO sHit bANANa faCe yOu aRE Not gOinG tO gIvE bLeH moRe moNeY prOlly sNakES iN a bAg sO wHy wOod BLeH cOne bACk nOw hAve tO gO To a pOweR luNch wIth bEer bEllY

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 08, 2013 01:32PM

Bleh HaD tO sIt wIth bEeR bEllY aT dEnnyS hE saIs hE wIll fInD a NOTHER jOb mAy bE oNe wItH nO sNakes BLeH iS oKaY gEt sOme THundEr bIrd hAng ouT WIth hUmp bACk hOpe lIttLe GReeN mEN ArE nOT oN ThE cEiLinG

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 08, 2013 01:53PM

Well, somebody is going to have an interesting afternoon
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 08, 2013 03:35PM

Bleh MIND Yours miNd yOurS teRrible paInTINGS oNe twO ThrEe saY hELlo tO tHe gIaNt sNake cOiLed uP nExt tO yOu gIve hIs bAtsHit cRazy aSs a NaMe feeD hIm sANd wItcHes pEt hIm TeLl hIm wHaT hE meANs tO YOu tUrn a RouND aNd hE wILl bE reAdY tO bITe

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 08, 2013 05:17PM

I have a pretty good relationship with MY snake
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 08, 2013 06:22PM

BEH, mind yours! Terrible painting! Bleh is perhaps the only person I know of, that would refer to going to Denny's as "power lunch" material.

Bleh, sorry about your job loss, but keep an eye out, you'll be back on your feet in no time!
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 09, 2013 04:44AM

Bleh MIND YOURS MIND YOURS TERrible pAINTINgs sAt uP awAke nOt MaC DOnaLDs is oPEn waNt tAlk tO tHe eGgs uP aLL nIGHT fUcKing doG baRking mINd yOurS

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 09, 2013 06:56AM

Bleh No sIngING FuCkiNg pANkAkes eGgs tAlK sHiT BLeH yOu loSt yOuR jOb sNakes aRe waITiNg fOr yOu MaC DonaLds wIll NOt hIre yOu aFtEr fIghtING tHe puRple cReaTuRe bLaH BlAH blaH cORpOrate mUmbO jUmbO hAvE tO sEe mIsTer fuckO mullinS

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 09, 2013 07:36AM

Bleh, why not leave the corporate mumbo jumbo behind and go into the snake oil selling business with Finn?
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 09, 2013 08:19AM

Bleh MIND YourS miNd YOurS bAnaNa faCe tErrible pAiNTing sPenD sOme tIME wIth tHe sNaKes sTeP oN uP wiTCh baG iS gOinG tO lEaD tO bLoodY fInGeRs tHerE iS ONLY oNe BLeH

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 09, 2013 09:21AM

Bleh CaN noT gO tO fUcking sEVen eLevEN wIth nO hOrses bY tHe fUcKing wInE SeKtiOn tHis pLAcE hAs loST iTs mArBLes hEaD sPinnErs pEopLes sPeaKinG iN tOngues aNgry aSs dOgS sNakes eArtH qUaKes bANaNa faCES wHat tHe fUcK oFf to sEe baTsHit cRazy sYchotic dOcTOR CHaNg hOpE nO bRown bAgs tOdaY

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 09, 2013 10:35AM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh No sIngING FuCkiNg pANkAkes eGgs tAlK sHiT
> BLeH yOu loSt yOuR jOb sNakes aRe waITiNg fOr yOu
> MaC DonaLds wIll NOt hIre yOu aFtEr fIghtING tHe
> puRple cReaTuRe bLaH BlAH blaH cORpOrate mUmbO
> jUmbO hAvE tO sEe mIsTer fuckO mullinS

Yeah, BLEH, that's really too bad. Just because you got into a fight with Grimace now you have a possible career option closed off to you.

You do realize that there are multiple McDonald's locations throuout FFX, right? All of them have singing pancakes and burgers. You can try another location.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 09, 2013 12:01PM

Bleh tErrible sPenT hoUr wItH dOcTOR CHaNg sHe saIs BLeh wE aRe gOing tO plAy a gAmE oF cAtCh tHis wOMaNs idEa oF cAtCh iS thROWing a bAsKeT bAll aT yOur hEaD oVer aNd oVeR a gAin nO sNaKes tOdaY bUt hAd tO lIseN tO bAtsHit cRaZy cLassIC muSic wItH fIsH oN eYE sOcKeTs

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 09, 2013 02:32PM

Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast.
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 09, 2013 07:24PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh tErrible sPenT hoUr wItH dOcTOR CHaNg sHe
> saIs BLeh wE aRe gOing tO plAy a gAmE oF cAtCh
> tHis wOMaNs idEa oF cAtCh iS thROWing a bAsKeT
> bAll aT yOur hEaD oVer aNd oVeR a gAin nO sNaKes
> tOdaY bUt hAd tO lIseN tO bAtsHit cRaZy cLassIC
> muSic wItH fIsH oN eYE sOcKeTs


This so reminds me of the basketball scene from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 10, 2013 08:25AM

Bleh CaN nOt lEave tHe rOom liTtle gReeN mEn saY nO aMy oL hUmp bAck lEvees BlEH tERrible nO jOb nO gIrLfrIenD aNd FuCking gReeN mEn wHo liKE sNAkes wANt tO gO tO MaC DOnaLds bUt wIll bE laZER raY iF wAlk ouT oF rOoM miStEr JEnkins sAis yOur pRoblEm nOt tHe hoTeLs

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 10, 2013 10:48AM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh CaN nOt lEave tHe rOom liTtle gReeN mEn saY
> nO aMy oL hUmp bAck lEvees BlEH tERrible nO jOb nO
> gIrLfrIenD aNd FuCking gReeN mEn wHo liKE sNAkes
> wANt tO gO tO MaC DOnaLds bUt wIll bE laZER raY iF
> wAlk ouT oF rOoM miStEr JEnkins sAis yOur pRoblEm
> nOt tHe hoTeLs

BLEH, this may be the first post you've ever made that I have no clue what you're talking about.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 10, 2013 11:14AM

Bleh SuSaN aNd bEer bELly sHow uP tHis mOrNing mOvIng tO wOlf tRaP hOteL iN VIeNna bYe sNakes rAzor tEeTh aNd liTtle gReeN mEn gOinG tO bE clOsEr tO cAlM tIme aT jAmmINg jAvA bEer bELly iS gEttIng a vAn fOr tHe mOve

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 10, 2013 12:19PM

@Northman, it appears Bleh is speaking in tongues, although I think Amy left him, and now it appears he has better digs, at the Wolftrap Motel. Way to go Bleh!
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 10, 2013 12:51PM

Bleh MIND YOURS MIND yOuRs tErrible pAInTing SUsAn aNd bEer bELLY bRinG BLeH tO NEw hOteL nO sNakes iN rOom fEw iN tHe pARKing loT tEliViSion iS hUgE bEd iS bEtter gOinG tO jaMmIng jAvA

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 10, 2013 12:58PM

Bleh, just a heads up.

If you go to Jammin Java and see one of those piano playing clowns, relax, its only Meade Skeleton.
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 10, 2013 03:16PM

Bleh MIND yourS MIND Yours tErrible pAinTiNgS tErRIBle mEt baTsHit cRazy miSsuS AMes sHe iS aT tHe fRoNt deSk hAs a fUckiNg sNake iN a cAge sPeaKs iN tOnguEs tHink sHe miTe bE a hEaD sPiNner lIke ThE rOom sNakE fRee waTch bANaNa faCes oN tHe tEliVisIon bEer BELLY aNd SUsaN aRe gOne gOt tO fInD SomE THundEr bIrd

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 10, 2013 04:06PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh MIND yourS MIND Yours tErrible pAinTiNgS
> tErRIBle mEt baTsHit cRazy miSsuS AMes sHe iS aT
> tHe fRoNt deSk hAs a fUckiNg sNake iN a cAge
> sPeaKs iN tOnguEs tHink sHe miTe bE a hEaD sPiNner
> lIke ThE rOom sNakE fRee waTch bANaNa faCes oN tHe
> tEliVisIon bEer BELLY aNd SUsaN aRe gOne gOt tO
> fInD SomE THundEr bIrd


Thunderbird in Vienna doesn't sound right Bleh. However they probably have it at 7-11's, try the one at Cedar Lane, but watch out for the day laborers. They are fans of snakes, and might speak in tongues.

I'm glad to hear that your room has a good television. That's important, and also that its free of snakes=Fodor's might just have to check out the Wolf Trap Motel after all :)

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 10, 2013 04:08PM

Enjoy the "terrible painting"
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 10, 2013 04:47PM

Bleh MIND YOURS MIND YOURs tErrible pAInTiNG sTep On uP pUt yOur fIngErs iN tHe baGs wItCh oNe hAs tHe cOiled sNaKe wAitInG tO bIte jUst WaItING puT yOur hAnD iN dOctor cHaNgS baG oF sNakes gAme bANaNa fACe

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 10, 2013 08:01PM

Sorry Bleh, although I will see Dr. Chang if she was that hot chick BEH put up.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 11, 2013 05:50AM

Bleh OthEr tHen oNe hOrse waLking oUtsIde tHe rOom lAst nIght gOod sLeeP moRe qUieT theN aNcHor aGe hOteL oFf tO MAc DonaLds sEe wHaT eggS saIs tRy tO fIND A Job

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 11, 2013 07:03AM

Bleh WeNt tO MAC DOnALds hAd eGgs saIs tOdaY yOu wIll mEeT bANANa faCes gOinG tO geT,sOme cOffee maPle sTreeT sEemS tO hAve bAnaNA faCes eGgs cOod be rIGhT pEOples hOnkIng hOrnS minD YOuRs tOo eaRly fOr tHis drAMa prOLly peOples in a hUrrY tO esCApe sNaKe fIlleD sTREeTs

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 11, 2013 07:48AM

Bleh tHe dUnkIng doNuts iN VIeNna hAs mAny mOre sNakes thEn tHe oNe iN baTshiT cRaZy FAirFax wAlk iNsIde tO gEt cOffee tHeRe iS a pOol iN tHere wAter sNakes swIm hEaD spInnINg wOmaN gEtS coFfee sNakEs swImmiNG BY a mAN iN a sUiT iS uPside dOwN oN cEiLinG sMoKiNg cRaCk hAs pUrPle haIr sCreAmiNg aBouT pRiCes nOt sO sUre VIeNna iS gOing tO wOrk miSter fUCkIng MUllIns sAis iT wOoD

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 11, 2013 09:09AM

Bleh wEnt tO JOhn aLabaster tO gEt waTch fIxeD wHaT a bANANa faCe saIs sOrRy BLeh dO nOt fIx CaSiO yOur sIgn saIS fIx waTcHes fIx iT bANANa faCe mInd YouRs sHuT tHat sTUpid iNglIsH aCceNt dO yOur wOrK BlEH iS okAY tHaT yOu sPeaK iN tOnguEs buT fIx tHiS fUckIng waTCh

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 11, 2013 10:16AM

Bleh, the demanding consumer!

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 11, 2013 11:54AM

Bleh tHere aRe lEss sNakes bUt moRe dOgs iN VIENna hAve tO meeT neW dOctOr tOdaY nO onE aT hOlE fOods kNowS wHat tHuNder bIrd iS tOwn iS FUCked uP

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 11, 2013 12:47PM

Oh, the visual.

Our hallucinating hero among the Yuppies at Whole Foods. That must have set that over priced pretentious shithole on its ear.

Come back to Fairfax Bleh, this is your true home.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 11, 2013 01:40PM

Bleh mEt wIth dOcTor JAmesoN nO sNakes hE sAis wHat aRe yOur pRoBLEMs nO wHat aRe yOur pROBLEMs yOu caN hIde bEhind tHaT sUit aNd tIe bUT yOu pROLLY dRinK tHundEr bIrd anD yELl aT yOur wIfe fOr sCRubbing hER diRtY fEet oN thE wEekends

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 11, 2013 04:47PM

Bleh wHaT tHe fUck comE bACk tO tHe rOom aLl oF it iS uPsIDE dOwn oN ThE cEiling bEd taBels lIghTs wEnT tO miSsus AMes sHe cAlls a nUmbEr aNd polIcE meN viSIT BlEh cHeCk tHe rOom aLl oF thEM tOgether sPeaking iN tOnguEs tAlkiNg iN raDios oNe saIs BLeH wOod yOu likE tO sPeNd sOme tImE aT wOosD bUrN nO yOu cAn tHey lEavE bUt tHis sHit iS sTiLL oN thE cEiLinG aNd a dOg iS cLose

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 11, 2013 05:01PM

Bleh, Whole Foods selling Thunderbird-great great stuff!

Take Vienna easily Bleh, and don't call their police "banana faces" or anything like that. Tread carefully, that town truly believes its special.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 11, 2013 06:05PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh wHaT tHe fUck comE bACk tO tHe rOom aLl oF it
> iS uPsIDE dOwn oN ThE cEiling bEd taBels lIghTs
> wEnT tO miSsus AMes sHe cAlls a nUmbEr aNd polIcE
> meN viSIT BlEh cHeCk tHe rOom aLl oF thEM tOgether
> sPeaking iN tOnguEs tAlkiNg iN raDios oNe saIs
> BLeH wOod yOu likE tO sPeNd sOme tImE aT wOosD
> bUrN nO yOu cAn tHey lEavE bUt tHis sHit iS sTiLL
> oN thE cEiLinG aNd a dOg iS cLose


Damn BLEH, you seem to have just dodged a bullet there when the cops suggested that you go to wOosD bUrN. Thanks in no small part to quick thinking on your feet when you suggested that "nO yOu cAn".

Only one more day until the weekend arrives. Hold out until then and you'll likely have yet another few days (at least) on the streets of fAiRfAx.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/11/2013 06:06PM by TheNorthman.
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 12, 2013 07:32AM

Bleh MIND YOURS teRrIBle pAinTiNg wEnt tO ViENna MAC DOnaLDs gOod onE hAs eggS taLK tO nO sNakes wEll aT lEaSt nOt inSidE dId nOt liKE dOgs iN paRkiNg loT

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 12, 2013 08:01AM

Bleh, when it comes to talking to eggs, here is a bit of advice from Marvin Gaye:

"People say believe half of what you see,
son, and none of what you hear."
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 12, 2013 09:04AM

Bleh MInd YOurs tErrible paIntInG tHerE iS a mAn wIth a BaTsHit cRazY doG iN tHe nExT rOom wEnT tO taLK tO mIssUs AmEs a BouT iT hEr heAd aLmOST sTaRts sPinning saIS BLeH thAT maN cAn nOt sEe nO wOndEr hE hAs tHaT aNgrY cReaTure bEcaUSe iF hE cOuLd sEe iT hE wOod gEt rId oF It jUsT a tERrible aNimal

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 12, 2013 09:35AM

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 12, 2013 10:48AM

Bleh MIND YOURS MIND YOUrs tERrible paIntIng dInG DONg sTep oN uP puT yOur hANd uP aT thE dOg wIle yOu aRe weaRING sHirtS oF sNaKes bE sUre tO gEt yOur fIngErS cLosE tO tHe dOgS tEeTh sO yOu caN gET thE fUll rIde

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 12, 2013 11:55AM

Bleh wENt to poWer luNcH wIth miStEr fUcKing MUlliNs aT fOssTers gRiLl BLeh knoWs bEer bEllY wOod raTher haVe bOoze bUt hE dRinkS sOdaS wIth hIS bELly rEsTinG oN tHe taBel tErrIble

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 12, 2013 12:16PM

I'll bet Fosters Grille is abuzz with the presence of Bleh and his abdomanally endowed mentor.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 12, 2013 02:42PM

Bleh WeNt tO tALK tO mISsUs AMEs a BOuT dOg bArking cAll HeR a bAnaNa fAce sHe cAlls poLiCe mEn sHow uP sPeaKinG cOrPorate mUmbO jUmbo yOu sHood nOT cALl hEr a bANaNa faCE bLaH BlAH blaH teLl tHe tRUth aNd tHeRe tHeY aRe aT tHe dOor saIs dOg cAn sTaY HeRe bLaH BlAH bLAH sPeaKiNg iN tOnguEs gOod fOr tAlkING tO BlEH fOr nO gOoD reaSOn mInd YOuRs

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 12, 2013 04:20PM

Bleh-I'd probably leave the front desk lady alone, it sounds like you are having some issues with her. Plus, I'd recommend being infinitely polite to the responding officers. Do they look like this?
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 12, 2013 04:21PM

BEH Wrote:
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> I'll bet Fosters Grille is abuzz with the presence
> of Bleh and his abdomanally endowed mentor.


It certainly has never seen such excitement like this ever LOL. Now to add that to places to avoid for a serene dining experience.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 12, 2013 07:03PM

I can't mind mine any longer, terrible
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 12, 2013 07:16PM

Beh, mind yours, terrible paintings! One can only wonder what that will do to our favorite psychopath.
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 12, 2013 10:13PM

Damn BLEH, I was really worried for a second. I saw that since my last post yesterday there had only been one more and began to assume the worst (aka the inevitable) but then realized this page hadn't been refreshed on my phone since yesterday.

Phew, all is well. Have a good weekend BLEH:)

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 13, 2013 06:42AM

Bleh WeNt tO MaC DOnaLDs eGgs Sais fInd A joB miNd YOurs wOrking oN iT JOhn aLabaSter wIlL nOt gIve BLeH job sAiS sOrrY no jObS miNd YOurs BLeH Is a hArd wOrKer bANANa fAce

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 13, 2013 08:11AM

Bleh gOinG tO leAVe tHe rOom gO tO jAMmiNg jAVa tHeRe iS a mAn plAyIng dRuMs nExT tO bLeHs beD hE hIts DrUms wIth sTiCks tHen hItS a sNAke oN tHe tOp sOme tImes tHiS iS NoT a GooD mOrNiNg nEeD cALm tIMe

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 13, 2013 09:40AM

Bleh tERrible weNt tO StARbucks a wOmaN gIveS BlEH tHe cOffEe thEn sNakes pOP oUT oF hEr fAcE hEr eYes fALl oUt sHe sTaRts scReaMing BLeH yOu cAN lEaVe baTsHit craZy FAirFaX bUt tHe sNakEs wIlL aLwAys fOllow yOu tRiEd tO lEAVe buT a mAN wIth tHrEe dOgS wAs aT tHe dOor nOW gOinG tO tHe rOom tAke oRange piLL tHis iS GeTting oLd

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 13, 2013 11:33AM

Bleh SLept fOr sOme tIme wOkE uP tO a fUcKing sNake oN a dEsK wItH a MinT iN iTs mOuth nOte saIS tHANk yOu fOr sTaYING wItH uS sYcHotic nOw oFf tO gEt sOme sANd wItCheS iTs tIme tO FeeD tHe bELly oF BLEH

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: -fArTiAn- ()
Date: July 13, 2013 11:39AM

WhAt Is ThIs ThReAd AbOuT

~fArTiAn

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 13, 2013 01:27PM

Bleh Get sANd wItCHeS dRink SoDa dAy iS looKiNG gOod gO iN rOoM thEre is mIStEr fUcKing dUniGaN aNd dOcTOr kAtzEn daNcIng tO muSiC uNdEr a liT cIrClE mINd YOurs MiND yORs baNaNa faCes caN nOt fINd cAlM tIme eVen IN tHe rOom oF blEH

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 13, 2013 03:38PM

Bleh a GOoD eVeNt thAT fuCkiNg baTshiT crAzy bLinD mAn aNd hiS tErrible fouR lEGged bEasT aRe lEaVing hE hAS tO gO tO mIlwOkee gLaD tO sEe tHaT fUcKing dOg GO

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 13, 2013 06:07PM

-fArTiAn- Wrote:
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> WhAt Is ThIs ThReAd AbOuT
>
> ~fArTiAn


I'll take a stab at this, "Fartian" great user name. Its the saga of a psychopath named Bleh, who resides in various parts of Fairfax, is in and out of Woodburn Hospital, and sees snakes, dogs, horses, spinning heads, clowns playing pianos, banana faces, and a whole lot more.

Best way of putting it is Dr. Seuss on a combo of meth and coke.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 13, 2013 06:09PM

Bleh I'm glad to see the vicious seeing eye dog go. I agree with you, terrible!
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 14, 2013 05:04AM

Bleh MIND YOURS MIND YOURS teRrible pAinTinG uP aLl nIghT miStEr fUckinG dUniGan rUde bAnaNa faCe dEcides tO boTher BLeh leTs taKE a rIde tO dC mEt a maN wHo saIs hE wAS a wOmaN tErriBle

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 14, 2013 08:27AM

Bleh MiSsus AMes hAs prOBlems sHe hAs a inVisIBLE fRieNd sHe sPeaKs tO sHe gOeS uO aNd dOwn tHe hAlls sPeaKing nO one IS tHeRe

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 14, 2013 09:38AM

Bleh tHis tOwN hAS loSt iTs fUckING miNd pEoples wItH sPinnIng caT hEaDs oN sIgNs aNd sNake loVeRs sIngINg sOngs a BoUT sErpENts tIreD OF tHesE sYchotic pEOPLEs

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 14, 2013 12:23PM

Bleh sANd wItChes aT fOsTerS gRiLl sTaRt yELlinG nOT sINgiNG tHis iS NoT a plACe BlEH waNts tO rEturn

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 14, 2013 01:15PM

Bleh hOteLs sHood nOt puT bEds tABleS ligHTs oN cEiling yEs sNakes dO nOt fInd iT tHeY dO nOT liKE tHis bUt BLeH dOes nOt

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 14, 2013 02:24PM

Dude, could it be possible that a BLEH thread will actually make it to 1,000 posts? The legendary SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx thread made it to 908 posts when BLEH took a 6 month time out to visit Woodburn. I'm sure they have a room ready for him there as we speak so it can't be far off.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/915388.html

BLEH's reached a fork in the road. Woodburn to the left; fAiRfAx to the right.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 14, 2013 02:41PM

Bleh MIND YOURS MIND YOURS MINd YOUrs tErrIBLE paInTIng sTeP oN uP wItCh BRoWn baG hAS tHe coiLED sNake bAG nuMbER OnE bAG nUMBER tWo bAG tHrEe fOr fIvE cLoSe yOuR eYeS aS dOcTOR ChANg moVEs tHe bAGs a RoUnD wItCH oNe dO yOu pUT yOuR hAnD iN

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 14, 2013 05:21PM

Bleh yOu nEver knoW wHaT yOu wiLl FiNd aT bAtSHIT crAZy sEven EleVen tHeRe iS a mAN tHeRe sPeaKing iN tOngues pLAYING loTtO saIS hE iS gOinG tO maKe MonEy yEs iF yOur hEaD sTopS sPiNning

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 14, 2013 06:26PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh yOu nEver knoW wHaT yOu wiLl FiNd aT bAtSHIT
> crAZy sEven EleVen tHeRe iS a mAN tHeRe sPeaKing
> iN tOngues pLAYING loTtO saIS hE iS gOinG tO maKe
> MonEy yEs iF yOur hEaD sTopS sPiNning


That's true although later in the night, per the song, the "freaks roll out."

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 15, 2013 07:56AM

Bleh tRyiNg tO gEt jOb aT dUnkiNg dOnuts bOss mAN sAis nO thAT iS oKay aS sNakes jUmpeD ouT oF cOffeE cUp tHis moRning aNd tHeRe aRe moRe hEaD sPinnErs hEre tHeN MaC DOnaLDs

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 15, 2013 09:55AM

Bleh, snakes and coffee, just don't go together like sugar and cream.
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 15, 2013 10:22AM

Bleh MIND YourS MiNd yOurs TErriBLe paInTiNg nO oNe iN tHis fUckiNg tOwN wIll gIvE BleH a jOb jUsT wAnT a sNAke frEe jOb baTsHit cRazy maN aT cArpet pLaCe sPeaKs iN tOngUES saIs yOu aRe cRaZy nO yOu aRe cRaZy bAnaNa fACe miNd YOUrs

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 15, 2013 11:39AM

Bleh dOcTOR JaMesOn hAs BLeh pAiNt pAintings hE saIs pAinT wHat yOu fEel BlEh paInt sNakes bAnaNa faCes miSteR fUcKinG duNigAn daNcIng aNd hEaD sPinnErs dOctOr JAmesOn iS bEttEr tHen dOcToR ChaNg anD DoCtOr fUcKinG kAtzEn

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 15, 2013 01:44PM

Bleh hAD poWer luNcH wItH bEer bELly aT dOnaToS pIZza tHiS plACe iS tErrible sNake piZzas oNe piZza gEts oFf taBel aNd sMaShEs iTself oN tHe wALl bEeR bEllYs bELlY huRts tHe taBeL sOdA mACHiNe tHaT fIghTs BLeH saIs fUcK yOu BLeH miStEr fUcKinG MuLliNs saIs dO noT lEt iT bOthEr yOu iT dId nOt saY fUck yOu bEeR bEllY miND yoURS

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 15, 2013 03:43PM

Bleh aT thE rOoM blEeSh liTtle gReeN mEn aRe fUcking hErE wItH sNaKes sIngInG fUcKiNg soNgs mInD yOuRs taKe tHoSe sNaKes ouTsIDe whEre tHeY bELoNg sTop sIngINg sTop sHooTinG tHe mAid wIth thE lAzWr beAMs sTop pUttINg blEhs baGs tHuNderBirDs oN tHe cEiLing fUcKing bANANa fAces hAte tHeSe pEopleS

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 15, 2013 06:57PM

Bleh sorry the "green men" have returned, but you are the most interesting man in not only Fairfax, but perhaps at an international level.

Glad to hear you are doing paintings. Are they TeRRIBLE and could your dr. conduct a Bob Ross HaPPY TrEE type of session?
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 16, 2013 07:35AM

Bleh MiNd YOurs minD yOurs terrIBle pAIntIng wEnT tO MaC DOnaLds tHis mOrnIng gOT a Job BLeH sTaRt iN feW dAyS miSter SaNchez wIll bE boSs maN saIs twEnty hOuRs a wEek cLeaNing paRkiNg loT wANt DRIve tHru joB bUt miSter SANcHeZ sAis nOt nOw wILl wORK hArd tO kEep paRking lOT sNaKe fRee

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 16, 2013 10:04AM

Bleh DO noT lIKE hOlE fOods sNakes iN bAkeRy aRea aNd fOods cOst tOo mUCH moNeYs fIvE dOllaRs fOr pEaNut BuTter nO tHunDerBird mEaNs nO BLeH

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 16, 2013 01:11PM

Bleh cAMe bACk tO sNake iNfeSTED FAirFax hAd a daTe wItH BEcKy aT thE bOwLing aLlEy dO nOt tHiNK tHis iS gOinG tO wOrK BEcKy iS rUde sHe dRiNkS piTher oF bEEr bUrPs oVer aNd oVeR aGaIn tHis iS wOrSe tHen sCrAtChing yOuR fEeT iN puBliCK

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 16, 2013 03:39PM

Bleh hOTels sHooD nOt hIre pEOpleS wHos eYes fAll oUt oF tHeRe fACeS iTsnOt fUn cOmiNg bACK tO tHis

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 16, 2013 05:14PM

Bleh tHe bANaNa fAces aT reXaLL fARMaCy dO nOt hAVe aLl oF bLeHs mEdiCinEs tHey dO hAVe a bLooD pRessUre maChine tHaT yELls aT yOu aNd cUsToMers wiTH sPiNning heADs. TErrible

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 16, 2013 07:41PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh tHe bANaNa fAces aT reXaLL fARMaCy dO nOt
> hAVe aLl oF bLeHs mEdiCinEs tHey dO hAVe a bLooD
> pRessUre maChine tHaT yELls aT yOu aNd cUsToMers
> wiTH sPiNning heADs. TErrible


Bleh I didn't know there was a Rexall in NOVA. Thanks for your vigilance.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 17, 2013 06:41AM

Bleh eGgs saIs eaRth qUaKes tOday nO sNakes aNd sToP sPinning yOur fUcking hEaD tOo eaRLY foR tHis sHit

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 17, 2013 09:12AM

Bleh GOt MAC DOnaLDs uNiForMs BLeh liKeS tHesE tHeY aRe sNake fRee aNd looK gOod miTe wEaR tHeSe oN a daTe

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 17, 2013 11:29AM

Bleh bEer beLly iS a dOuble dIppINg moTherfUcKer hAVe tO go tO dEtox cHeCk fOr bOoze pUt yOur aRms uNder tHe sNake biTe fOr BLEHs bLood

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 17, 2013 02:46PM

Bleh sItting aT dEtoX waS tErrible manY BANana fAces pOke aNd pROd wIth sNakes aNgrY dOgs peOpleS yElliNg sCreaMing miSter fUcKing MUlliNs laFfIng

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 17, 2013 05:48PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh GOt MAC DOnaLDs uNiForMs BLeh liKeS tHesE
> tHeY aRe sNake fRee aNd looK gOod miTe wEaR tHeSe
> oN a daTe

Bleh,

Way to go on the job! One suggestion, chicks generally don't dig McD's gear.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 17, 2013 05:52PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh sItting aT dEtoX waS tErrible manY BANana
> fAces pOke aNd pROd wIth sNakes aNgrY dOgs peOpleS
> yElliNg sCreaMing miSter fUcKing MUlliNs laFfIng


BLEH, why'd you let them send you to detox? Alcohol addiction's not a problem just as you drink around the clock.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 17, 2013 06:31PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Bleh6 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bleh sItting aT dEtoX waS tErrible manY BANana
> > fAces pOke aNd pROd wIth sNakes aNgrY dOgs
> peOpleS
> > yElliNg sCreaMing miSter fUcKing MUlliNs
> laFfIng
>
>
> BLEH, why'd you let them send you to detox?
> Alcohol addiction's not a problem just as you
> drink around the clock.


LMFAO!! That Thunderbird has to be great for Bleh's liver, which is probably hanging by a string.

I love how Bleh describes blood drawing, with the snake biting his arm. Great shit.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 18, 2013 06:42AM

Bleh hAD bReaK faSt gOiNg tO wOrk aT dReaM jOb sTill waNt driVE tHru

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 18, 2013 10:23AM

Bleh WOrKed tHree hoUrs fIrst dAy miSter SaNChez hAs BleH waSh WINdOws oF MaC DOnaLds muSt HaVe wIndOWs cLeAR oF sNake bLooD eaSy tO saY hArd tO dO wITH eArtH qUakes aNd sNakes

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 18, 2013 12:05PM

Bleh sAT oN dOcTOR JaMesONS sNake fRee sOfa hE saIs BLeh iTS paINtIng tIme bLeH liKEs tHis pAintEd sNakes anD aNgRy dOgs dOcTOR JAMESON saiS BLeH wHat iS wRONG wiTH sNakes aND dOGs aRe yOu sYchotic eVeRy tHinG iS wRONG wITH sNakes aND DOGs

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 18, 2013 01:05PM

Its good to see you're out of rehab so soon.

Enjoy sleeping in your own bed once again.
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 18, 2013 01:10PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh hAD bReaK faSt gOiNg tO wOrk aT dReaM jOb
> sTill waNt driVE tHru


BLEH that's AWESOME!!!!

You finally landed a job at McDonald's. This after having been banned from there for getting into a fight with the purple guy.

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 18, 2013 02:54PM

Bleh tRieD tO waRn tHe raDio sTaTions a boUt moRe sNakes cOmE uP oN Hot dAYs bUt theSE bANaNa faCes aRe lAFfIng sTep oN oUt oF yOur faNCy raDio sTaTionswHeN yOu gEt bIt By aNgRy sNakes yOu cAN nOt blAMe BlEH fOr tHiS

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 18, 2013 03:10PM

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 18, 2013 03:57PM

Bleh MIND YOURS MInd yOurS tErrible pAintIng gO ouTsidE tAke yOur sHoes oFf aNd wAlk oN tHe sTreets oF sNakes tHEy aRe eVerY wHeRe cAlliNg tEleViSion sTaTions nOw peOples sHooD knoW aBout sErpenTs sNaPping aNgrY cOilEd uP

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 18, 2013 05:53PM

Bleh6 Wrote:
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> Bleh MIND YOURS MInd yOurS tErrible pAintIng gO
> ouTsidE tAke yOur sHoes oFf aNd wAlk oN tHe
> sTreets oF sNakes tHEy aRe eVerY wHeRe cAlliNg
> tEleViSion sTaTions nOw peOples sHooD knoW aBout
> sErpenTs sNaPping aNgrY cOilEd uP


"With today's code orange, make sure you follow precautions, as temperatures won't be settling down with these humidity levels. Also, just got news from one of our weather monitors Bleh, who reports snakes are highly agitated, so be sure to be careful of these serpents with the heat wave."
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 19, 2013 06:43AM

Bleh MIND YOURS MIND YOUrs tErrIBle paInTiNg sLePt iN a sNake fRee bEd lAst nIghT liTtlE grEeN mEn lEaVe BLeH aLoNe oFf tO MAC DOnaLDs tAlk wIth eGgs gO On tHe cLoCK

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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 19, 2013 08:05AM

Bleh!
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Re: draper park calm time
Posted by: Bleh6 ()
Date: July 19, 2013 12:38PM

Bleh MIND YouRs miNd yoUrS teRrIbLE paInTing fInishED wOrk bAd dAy cLeaning wINdows gO tO bAtHrOoM oN tHe bUsHes ouT fRont tO sAVe tImE miStER SAncHez cOmeS oUt yELling cOrPorate mUMbo jUmbO uSE tHe rEsTroom iNsIde tHeRe aRe faMiLys hEre bLaH BLAH BlAH fInE WIndOWS wIlL nOt bE cLeANed aS fASt bANaNa faCe gOT tHree fRee hAmburgerS aNd a sOda

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