Almost carjacked?
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PhUkInGpIsT
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Date: June 07, 2014 02:04AM
I picked my friend up in Leesburg to go to a small, local concert and meet up with some other people we knew. I'd never been to his neighborhood off of Eddwards Ferry Rd and Plaza St in Northeast Leesburg and it was a crappy looking area. Against my better judgement, we stopped at that 7-Eleven on Plaza St to get cash, cigarettes and a couple of energy drinks at my friend's request.
As soon as we exited the building we got approached by an annoying, little Hispanic man in his mid thirties wearing a bright, red soccer jersey. He wouldn't stop talking to us and tried to keep us from leaving. He even tried to pull the whole "Hey, we're all Hispanic here. We're like brothers!" bullshit which I'm not buying. Even though I'm Hispanic, I know most Spanish people in this area are fucking scum and that's why I mostly hang out with White people; they're safer to be around. My buddy and I are both big, stocky Americanized Spanish dudes and we usually don't get messed with. This was weird, the guy totally had something up his sleeve that we weren't seeing. But, we knew something was up.
He tried to entice us with marijuana which neither me nor my friend were interested in because we're both recovering alcoholics. Our substance use is limited to nicotine and caffeinated beverages. What's more is that this dude was clean shaven with no tattoos, piercings, scars or missing teeth; didn't look very "gangsta" to me. I got in the driver's side and thankfully, I'd parked facing out (I reversed into the spot when I parked) making it easier to ditch this asshole. The more my buddy tried to get this guy to go away the closer he got. He positioned himself between my buddy and the passenger side door so my friend couldn't close the door.
The situation got really tense and the guy was extremely suspicious. Keep in mind, the entire situation that I'm narrating took place in less than two minutes. Was this guy a crooked police officer trying to plant drugs on us to make a fake bust? Did me mistake us for past "clients" who owed him money? Was he stalling for friends to arrive to car jack us? I watched him glance at my luggage in the back seat which, unbeknownst to him, contained nothing more than paper work for my place of employment and dirty gym clothes from working out. I watched his eyes light up when he spotted my luggage as if he'd scored a prize and that's when I put the car in drive and started moving slowly out of the parking spot. He started walking along side of the car, keeping pace, still trying to stall by talking about dumb shit and still not letting my friend close the door.
When we pulled far enough ahead, my buddy was able to close his car door and we got the fuck out of there. I'm really mad at myself for not having run over this annoying, drug peddling, piece of shit and not having left him in a coma but I don't hurt people; well, not anymore. I'm not a tough guy and I have a wife and child to get home to. We did what we had to do to get out of a shady situation without having to cause anyone any harm.
Does anybody know who this broken condom accident of a human is and what his deal is? Has anyone else ever had the misfortune of pulling into the 7-Eleven on Plaza St Northeast Leesburg only to be harassed by this dick? If there are any honest law enforcement personnel (if there is such a thing) reading this, please keep an eye out for this loser and club him like a baby seal when you find him. I don't know what he was trying to do but I'm completely convinced that if we'd stayed any longer something really bad would've happened.