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Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: eitm ()
Date: March 09, 2012 01:47PM

Anyone still listen to his show? I just don't think it's that funny anymore. It's seems to be targeted directly towards middle aged parents judging by the topics and humor. I remember back in high school and even into the early 2000's this show was off the chain! They used to send Flounder (who unfortunately got canned) to do field work. I remember one time he got banned from the White House and harassed by the secret service, rolled down the Exorcist stairs in Georgetown, and did morning PT over at Ft. Belvoir. Sadly, it's just a shell of it's former self. Besides Dianne and Elliot there is only one person, Tyler, who sounds like a self entitled arrogant douche bag. Unfortunately there really isn't much of a choice either 98 Rock's morning darkness or the mindless braindead bull shit on the Kane Show.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 09, 2012 01:55PM

What did Flounder get fired for?

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: March 09, 2012 01:59PM

JBass Wrote:
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> What did Flounder get fired for?


Flounder was becoming too popular and Elliot was pissed so he had him fired. Now Flounder has to play his mashups at the DC car show, which sucks.

Shocker, Elliot is a terrible and insecure person.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: March 09, 2012 02:13PM

i never knew eliot was funny

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: March 09, 2012 02:13PM

I kinda like him....morning radio is just traffic and weather, on every station. Anything that makes me laugh, even rarely, still helps when going to work.
But then again I can watch "Family Guy" for hours on end.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Ncik ()
Date: March 09, 2012 02:17PM

The only reson he has a job is he is a JEW.

His fake life makes me want to curb him!

His hippy carpet eating lady on the show sucks too.

And the 20 year old douche is a fuckwad as well.

The show is for Nascar watching Jews

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Music Rulz ()
Date: March 09, 2012 02:37PM


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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 09, 2012 02:50PM

We pretty much hate everybody.... Except for JAPs. Gotta love the princesses!

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Jews and Catholics fuck off ()
Date: March 09, 2012 02:58PM

Yeah, but we like NAMBLA.

We just want the goddamn money grubbing Jews and the stinking Catholics out of Virginia.

FFXU approved message.

edit by Cary: This is an example of the type of trolling "Alias" brought. I will reveal the IP address in this instance since it's obviously a proxy or tor exit-node. This poster's IP address is 108.46.249.204 aka pool-108-46-249-204.nycmny.fios.verizon.net. This poster is also responsible for the wave of anti-jewish and anti-catholic material on the board in recent days. Many of this user's post have been removed but I will add this comment to those which remain. Please see this thread for more information.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/12/2012 09:06PM by Cary.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: ROn J ()
Date: March 09, 2012 03:01PM

WRONG, Jew are the enemy of the white man religious or not.

Head on over to stormfront.org to get educated.

Even Presidnet Truman did not truct the Jews

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Junkx Fan ()
Date: March 09, 2012 04:25PM

Nice post. Way to try and distract away from the Lame Junkies fake-fight story

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Evaboginuo ()
Date: March 09, 2012 04:28PM

Elliot in the morning was never funny.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: elliot blows in the morning ()
Date: March 12, 2012 12:57PM

Elliot is funny as diareah is coming out of my ass!!!

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: potomac ()
Date: March 12, 2012 01:20PM

Elliot turned to shit. I cannot listen to the show anymore. I finally quit listening when kyle and flounder were gone.It seems to be watered down Grammy awards/Celebrity talk and dancing with the starts bullshit.The program contents are no longer captivating, Even when Craig big meat Henderson was on the show I was tired of hearing DC united every otherday.The best was when they would send flounder out or harass Joe Bevalakwa...However Tyler turned into Joe B...DC101 is done for me. Donielle flynn ruined it with her turd of a show and I AM SICK OF FIGHTING THE FOO....my.002

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: shut YUP ()
Date: March 12, 2012 01:29PM

JEW

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: March 12, 2012 01:44PM

elliot blows in the morning Wrote:
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> Elliot is funny as diareah is coming out of my
> ass!!!


Diarrhea is pretty funny, I won't lie... but Elliot is not.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: March 12, 2012 01:51PM

Elliot: the fake laugh king of DC.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: lewl ()
Date: March 12, 2012 02:41PM

what DID elliot GET fired FOR?

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Greaseman ()
Date: March 12, 2012 02:43PM

Bring me back, I still got the chops!

waddle-doodle!

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Buck Turgidson ()
Date: March 12, 2012 02:47PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Elliot: the fake laugh king of DC.
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Sorry, but no. That honor belongs to Jack Diamond.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 12, 2012 03:17PM

Show was funny 7-8 years ago, but just got stupid. I started listening to the ricky junkies instead and now they suck even worse then EITM.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Fake Laugh ()
Date: March 12, 2012 04:10PM

I listen once in a while when the good shows are doing commercials, then quickly turn it when he starts the fake laugh. The problem is, Elliot uses the fake laugh every minute or so.....yuck!

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Whobe ()
Date: March 12, 2012 06:49PM

Can't take more than a few seconds anymore- Elliot with his shocking Goddamns all the time, even has little Tyler saying it too. Pretentious ass Dianne.
Elliot has little mans disease for sure, show has sucked for a few years now and stale as hell.

Listen for Tyler and Dianne and count how manys times they just go ttthhh, instead of having a comment. Great radio.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: March 12, 2012 07:10PM

It has its moments, but is still terrible.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Cant Stanza ()
Date: March 12, 2012 11:39PM

Fake Laugh Wrote:
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> I listen once in a while when the good shows are
> doing commercials, then quickly turn it when he
> starts the fake laugh. The problem is, Elliot
> uses the fake laugh every minute or so.....yuck!

+1
It's not just the fake laugh that annoys. It's the extended fake laugh. Why is this turd still on the air?

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: oc ()
Date: March 13, 2012 12:16AM

I always take special pains to ensure that my radio is not tuned to 101.1 in the AM, lest I hear /shudder
THAT LAUGH.
Really, next to romantic comedies, his laugh is the next best thing to make me homicidal, it's that annoying.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: runvs ()
Date: March 13, 2012 07:52PM

All morning radio sucks in DC. It is ridiculous! Can't stand Jack Diamond either. For all time people have to.spend in their cars around here one would think some decent entertainment would be an option for all that air time! Listening to Elliott fart and burp is not!

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Homie D Clown ()
Date: March 13, 2012 08:40PM

EITM is no where near as funny as he thinks he is..

I miss the old WHFS... and the old days of the Greaseman.

EITM is not even as funny as Lisa Baden.. that is sad! and I don't care much for Baden's humor.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Correctomatic ()
Date: March 13, 2012 09:58PM

They should change the show name to "Idiot in the Morning".

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: oc ()
Date: March 13, 2012 11:06PM

runvs Wrote:
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> All morning radio sucks in DC.

And all afternoon radio...and all evening radio...and......

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: bserg ()
Date: May 21, 2012 11:26AM

Bring back WHFS.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: HippieDippie ()
Date: May 21, 2012 12:18PM

bserg Wrote:
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> Bring back WHFS.


They tried that already with whatever that "Green" station was. Don't even remember the call letters or frequency now. Didn't work. Unfortunately, you just can't bring back things like that. DC radio blows and little chance that will change.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: uh fu EITM could kick ur ass ()
Date: May 21, 2012 01:08PM

This show has been funny since i first started listening in 7th grade, over ten years ago. Its still fucking hilarious. Maybe you should just by an iPod.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: May 21, 2012 05:55PM

EITM, is probably my favorite of a very average(at best) selection of morning talk shows in DC.

Kane Show: 'War of the Roses'(which is NOT real) is a central selling point of the show. 'Chick' talk radio. Show makes me angry to listen to.

Jack Diamond: its not even really talk radio.

Which leaves the Junkies and EITM which IMO are fairly similar with the Junkies being more sports oriented and targeted to a male audience and EITM more in the center (hence it's better ratings).

IMO, EITM wins out simply because the three of them; Diane, Tyler and Elliot are actually capable of having an intelligent discussion. The Junkies....not so much.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: JustanFYI ()
Date: May 21, 2012 07:22PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> EITM, is probably my favorite of a very average(at
> best) selection of morning talk shows in DC.
>
> Kane Show: 'War of the Roses'(which is NOT real)
> is a central selling point of the show. 'Chick'
> talk radio. Show makes me angry to listen to.
>
> Jack Diamond: its not even really talk radio.
>
> Which leaves the Junkies and EITM which IMO are
> fairly similar with the Junkies being more sports
> oriented and targeted to a male audience and EITM
> more in the center (hence it's better ratings).
>
> IMO, EITM wins out simply because the three of
> them; Diane, Tyler and Elliot are actually capable
> of having an intelligent discussion. The
> Junkies....not so much.


Unless you're interested in relationship drama, the Kane Show is worthless. I swear, I only vision 22 year old fat emo girls that drive Corollas listening to that crap.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: waddle do dawdle ()
Date: May 21, 2012 07:41PM

Bring back The Greaseman. Just kidding no dont bring him back.
Attachments:
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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: May 21, 2012 07:41PM

JustanFYI Wrote:
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> TheNorthman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > Kane Show: 'War of the Roses'(which is NOT
> real)
> > is a central selling point of the show. 'Chick'
>
> > talk radio. Show makes me angry to listen to.



> Unless you're interested in relationship drama,
> the Kane Show is worthless. I swear, I only
> vision 22 year old fat emo girls that drive
> Corollas listening to that crap.

I couldn't agree more except for the last point about only fat emo girls listening to it. For some reason I always envisioned(probably incorrectly) a ton of hot girls that listen to it. What's their alternative? the Junkies?

I don't know how any 'man' could do that show 5 days a week. I can't even tolerate 90 seconds of it. Not surprisingly, The Kane Show stomps the Junkies and EITM ratings wise.

I wonder how their average listener would feel if they ever found out Roses was fake?

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: big thighs ()
Date: May 21, 2012 11:21PM

Ncik Wrote:
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> His hippy carpet eating lady on the show sucks
> too.

She is?

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: EITM Stinks ()
Date: May 22, 2012 09:42AM

When I moved to this area I really only knew about one radio station, DC 101, because of Howard Stern. Since Stern used to be on there, I figured they may have a tradition of good morning shows, so my commute in those days usually included me checking out EITM.

The show was crap. Elliot is a bad "morning zoo master" and the woman is a boring Robin Quivers ripoff.

The Junkies are hardly good either, but better than Elliot. Ultimately my commute became "my own music or podcasts" with the occasional WTOP check.

I've heard the Kane show when around females. The worst of the 3 by far. I hope "Kane" at least makes a boatload of money, because I'd jump off a bridge if I had to listen to that show everyday.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 22, 2012 11:58AM

Why does he repeat the same thing like literally 15 times?

'Thats a crazy story about the kid and the monkey, I gotta tell ya, the monkey... an that kid, CRAZY'

I dont understand why the kid would do something so crazy in a tree next to a MONKEY. I mean a monkey in a tree, okay. But a kid? Crazy!

Monkeys and kids dont belong together in a tree. I think its nuts man! Like crazy!

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: NOVAman ()
Date: May 23, 2012 09:45PM

"Hi, is this me?"

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: ellis mate ()
Date: May 24, 2012 08:57PM

Elliot makes the grease man sound good. 98 rock in baltimore is ok at best, Fuck the junkies. this is why i renewed my satalite radio.

regular radio is unlistenable.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Eliot ()
Date: May 24, 2012 09:28PM

Idiot in the morning.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Troy Quan ()
Date: May 24, 2012 10:13PM

ellis mate Wrote:
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> Elliot makes the grease man sound good. 98 rock in
> baltimore is ok at best, Fuck the junkies. this is
> why i renewed my satalite radio.
>
> regular radio is unlistenable.

Yes, the 90s Rock segment on O&A was great. Yesterday, with the crazy thoughts was awesome too. Worth every penny.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Dirty dong ()
Date: March 20, 2014 06:57AM

Elliot talks WAY TOO MUCH about hockey ! Tyler IS GAY & VERY arrogant !
Diane is a "fun spoiler" , she's like having your mother on the show with you (hence the whole "momma" nickname she has). I liked when 101.1 had Bubba the love sponge !!! Out of Florida (Howard Stern protege) . Now they're funny beyond belief and 100% real ! Pure toilet humor (REAL men radio). EITM has steadily gone downhill since everyone started dropping off of the show. Now they have that snooty chic (Kaylee) answering the phones etc. , and she will put you on hold and then after 10-15 minutes of waiting tell you that Elliot is now done with the topic in which you were calling about !

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: No more Kegs & Eggs ()
Date: March 20, 2014 09:26AM

Kegs & Eggs was the only thing I liked about his show. Now that they've moved to New York, we will unfortunately never have Kegs & Eggs again I guess. :(

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: thisisajokeright ()
Date: March 20, 2014 09:28AM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> i never knew eliot was funny


This.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: m20120 ()
Date: March 25, 2014 02:12PM

No more Kegs & Eggs Wrote:
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> Kegs & Eggs was the only thing I liked about his
> show. Now that they've moved to New York, we will
> unfortunately never have Kegs & Eggs again I
> guess. :(


They did not move to NY. The deal fell though and they are staying in DC.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: Justin Powers ()
Date: March 26, 2014 07:06AM

We will have to hope that some Good Samaritan in the DC area does us the favor of curb stomping Idiot in The Morning.

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Re: Elliot in the Morning
Posted by: libs suck it ()
Date: March 26, 2014 07:28AM

If you don't like, don't listen. Quit being a whiney liberal bitch.
Elliot is and has been the best morning radio show in DC since inception. Haters ate just jealous whiney liberal assclowns.

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