Re: First offense Felony Marijuana Possession with Intent to Distribute?
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so many ignorant fucks
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Date: October 05, 2013 12:48AM
man i am tired of hearing about how you will get your salad tossed if you go to jail. county jail, ESPECIALLY fairfax county jail, is a fucking joke. someone said it perfectly earlier in this thread - bologna sandwiches and wannabe ex-military pigs are the main things that suck about fairfax county. oh and 'rent' is $2 a day.
as one would expect, snitches are everywhere in the jail. some douchebags are still helping the pigs out with those who introduce 'contraband' to the jail (playboys, cheeked or suitcased Rx drugs, sodas or commissary items that only trustees are supposed to have, and the list goes on). the threat of getting put on lockdown or having tv and phone privledges removed keeps everyone in check for the most part. troublemakers get singled out and sent to the old side. if you are a good artist or have money put on your books consistently you should have no problem having 'friends' (i use this term loosely here)
i've done 9 months straight in the place for posession of schedule I. there are maybe a couple fights every so often on the old side (which is where you go if you are a violent offender or can't follow the 50+ "rules" of the new side [which, by the way, is a cakewalk - 2 plasma tv's, hard foam chairs, monopoly and yahtzee (LoL) individual bathrooms/bedrooms, large dayroom etc. may not sound like much but talk with someone who has been to both sides of the jail]) the only downside is that they put the child molesters and sodomizers on the new side with mostly people doing time on drug charges, or grand larcenies. kiddie boppers should be quarantined in the basement of the place, not given the same liberties of those with "normal" offenses.
but i digress. most likely your plea will drop your charges to a misdemeanor PWID, and your guidelines may say 0-3 months plus probation and of course court fees out the asshole. guidelines usually assure that you get a cap on the time you will do, if any. get a decent lawyer (FFX judges love to be wined and dined and will base court cases solely on their relationships with the DA's as well as defense attorneys.) remember, money talks.