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Who is a better farter, Trump or Biden?
Posted by: father and son ()
Date: October 16, 2020 08:39AM

In the scheme of things, between the weat wing staff & the press corp, Trump has a broad reputation for crop dusting with the most hideous of reeks. His diet of fast food in combination with certain medications is the catalyst.

Biden, on the other hand, under the watchful eye of his wife Dr. Jill Biden, is compelled to consume high fiber, leafy green based meals. As such, Biden is prone to occasional petards, but because of his workout regimen, these, while loud, are quite rare.

You be the judge.

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Re: Who is a better farter, Trump or Biden?
Posted by: The dog did it ()
Date: October 16, 2020 08:55AM

I would say that Trumps are louder and stinkier, but Biden follows through 50% of the time and has to change pants.

I don’t want to hijack this thread, but another good question would be: who is the better blamer of someone else for their farts?

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Re: Who is a better farter, Trump or Biden?
Posted by: Dr. Jill ()
Date: October 17, 2020 09:30AM

I bet Dr. Jill lets some raucous farts fly!

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Re: Who is a better farter, Trump or Biden?
Posted by: Caught a whiff ... ()
Date: October 18, 2020 12:48AM

The dog did it Wrote:
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> I would say that Trumps are louder and stinkier,
> but Biden follows through 50% of the time and has
> to change pants.
>
> I don’t want to hijack this thread, but another
> good question would be: who is the better blamer
> of someone else for their farts?


He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Re: Who is a better farter, Trump or Biden?
Posted by: Bob bitchin ()
Date: October 18, 2020 06:57AM

Biden’s full of SHIT. What do you think?

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