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After trying to be nice to neighbors about barking dogs, poop bags in my yard, and dog shit on the lawn, I've given up. I call the police. It's been about 2 weeks, I can tell you, I can see a remarkable improvement. FFX Police has been responsive and quick with fines. THANK YOU!!
I had one neighbor whose dogs barked all day, another neighbor who would wake up my kids from because of dog barks from 10 p.m. - 1 p.m., and NUMEROUS neighbors whose dogs have shit and pissed all over my lawn causing damage (which I spend THOUSANDS of dollars of years to maintain), all of whom got a lesson from FFX Police and me.
Inconsiderate Dog Owners Wrote:
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> After trying to be nice to neighbors about barking
> dogs, poop bags in my yard, and dog shit on the
> lawn, I've given up. I call the police. It's
> been about 2 weeks, I can tell you, I can see a
> remarkable improvement. FFX Police has been
> responsive and quick with fines. THANK YOU!!
>
> I had one neighbor whose dogs barked all day,
> another neighbor who would wake up my kids from
> because of dog barks from 10 p.m. - 1 p.m., and
> NUMEROUS neighbors whose dogs have shit and pissed
> all over my lawn causing damage (which I spend
> THOUSANDS of dollars of years to maintain), all of
> whom got a lesson from FFX Police and me.
>
> FFX people are so fuckin' rude.
OP is an unemployed troll, who doesn't own a lawn. He doesn't spend thousands on maintaining his lawn, and actually used to mow other people's lawn until he got caught masturbating in the customer's bushes.
FCPD's average response time to a non-violent assault case is 47 minutes. Do you think they actually would come when someone complains about dog shit in their yard?
Caller of BS Wrote:
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> OP is an unemployed troll, who doesn't own a lawn.
> He doesn't spend thousands on maintaining his
> lawn, and actually used to mow other people's
> lawn until he got caught masturbating in the
> customer's bushes.
>
> FCPD's average response time to a non-violent
> assault case is 47 minutes. Do you think they
> actually would come when someone complains about
> dog shit in their yard?
>
> Troll harder, son.
In my experience the cops in Fairfax show up very quickly for almost anything. Nothing like 47 minutes. More like 10 or 15 for a non-violent situation.
The average time it takes for a detour to a donut shop is 20 minutes, so it simply is not possible for the FCPD cops to respond to any incident in a time shorter than that.
Caller of BS Wrote:
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> OP is an unemployed troll, who doesn't own a lawn.
> He doesn't spend thousands on maintaining his
> lawn, and actually used to mow other people's
> lawn until he got caught masturbating in the
> customer's bushes.
>
> FCPD's average response time to a non-violent
> assault case is 47 minutes. Do you think they
> actually would come when someone complains about
> dog shit in their yard?
>
> Troll harder, son.
Caller of BS Wrote:
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> OP is an unemployed troll, who doesn't own a lawn.
> He doesn't spend thousands on maintaining his
> lawn, and actually used to mow other people's
> lawn until he got caught masturbating in the
> customer's bushes.
>
> FCPD's average response time to a non-violent
> assault case is 47 minutes. Do you think they
> actually would come when someone complains about
> dog shit in their yard?
>
> Troll harder, son.
Sorry, Grandpa with a doggie. My Security Cam caught u trespassing and damaging my property. Screw the pooch, Bitch (maybe you are a grandma!!), but you just paid my lawn bill, Bitch!!
FCPD Rep Wrote:
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> The average time it takes for a detour to a donut
> shop is 20 minutes, so it simply is not possible
> for the FCPD cops to respond to any incident in a
> time shorter than that.
The average iPhone recording takes 1 second. See you in court, Bitch. You will be paying for my lawn maintenance. Sorry, a-hole. You are not special. Stop crapping on my property, a-shole. Yes, I hate you, too.