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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
Formerly concerned
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Date: March 14, 2020 03:42PM
I was sent home from work because I was experiencing chills. My office is small and doesn’t interact with the public, so I wasn’t sure why I was being told to leave. On the drive home, I started to worry that I had the virus. Imagine my relief when I started spurting load after load of hot diarrhea into my suit pants. It wasn’t the virus after all, it was steamy diarrhea! Off to the car wash now.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
Family Man.
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Date: March 14, 2020 03:50PM
Every year I take a long weekend and stay in a reasonably nice hotel with a view. Three nights I relax, drink excessively smoke a little weed order delivery food and take a break from my nagging wife and ungrateful kids. You should do something like that. Comfort suites has places like this. I like the one in Raleigh NC.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
We get it, you’re gay
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Date: March 14, 2020 03:54PM
Family Man. Wrote:
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> Every year I take a long weekend and stay in a
> reasonably nice hotel with a view. Three nights I
> relax, drink excessively smoke a little weed order
> delivery food and take a break from my nagging
> wife and ungrateful kids. You should do something
> like that. Comfort suites has places like this. I
> like the one in Raleigh NC.
You don’t have to be a psychiatrist to read between the lines: homosexual vacation.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
signs of failure
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Date: March 14, 2020 04:31PM
Fairfax county schools employee Wrote:
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> What should I do? I have $2,800 in my vacation
> fund. Where can I go to have fun on a budget?
I take it you live in your parents home? You have no significant other? You must be a loser.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
fed1
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Date: March 15, 2020 09:26AM
Fairfax county schools employee Wrote:
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> What should I do? I have $2,800 in my vacation
> fund. Where can I go to have fun on a budget?
Last year when Trump shut down the government I had the same opportunity. The wife and I took a nice long road trip. We went and hung around in the Great Smoky mountains. Even though the National park was shut down we had a good time. From there we went to Florida for a few days and visited a few casinos on the way back. There are few times in life that you get a free vacation without having to use leave time. Don't let it go to waste!
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
Fred Wilson
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Date: March 15, 2020 10:38AM
Why dont you govt employees stay home indefinitely, not like you actually contribute anything to society except taking real working ppls money for your jobs program.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
fed1
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Date: March 15, 2020 01:14PM
Fred Wilson Wrote:
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> Why dont you govt employees stay home
> indefinitely, not like you actually contribute
> anything to society except taking real working
> ppls money for your jobs program.
Don't worry about us just keep paying those taxes in full and on time please.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
Ax to grind
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Date: March 16, 2020 09:22PM
Fred Wilson Wrote:
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> Why dont you govt employees stay home
> indefinitely, not like you actually contribute
> anything to society except taking real working
> ppls money for your jobs program.
Says the former government employee that was fired for inappropriate contact with children.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
real moneymaking
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Date: March 17, 2020 08:45PM
Ffx Educator Wrote:
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> I am enjoying the paid vacation. We had this
> coming with no snow days this winter.
Glad you are getting a nice break. So sorry about your low salary.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
what you get when you try
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Date: March 18, 2020 05:37AM
real moneymaking Wrote:
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> Ffx Educator Wrote:
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> > I am enjoying the paid vacation. We had this
> > coming with no snow days this winter.
>
>
> Glad you are getting a nice break. So sorry about
> your low salary.
The wife and I are teachers, she makes 90k and I make 81k. If you are careful with money you can live quite well on 171k a year. Summers off,good retirement and health insurance. Life is too short to work summers.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
college degree.
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Date: March 18, 2020 04:50PM
what you get when you try Wrote:
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> real moneymaking Wrote:
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> > Ffx Educator Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > I am enjoying the paid vacation. We had this
> > > coming with no snow days this winter.
> >
> >
> > Glad you are getting a nice break. So sorry
> about
> > your low salary.
>
>
> The wife and I are teachers, she makes 90k and I
> make 81k. If you are careful with money you can
> live quite well on 171k a year. Summers off,good
> retirement and health insurance. Life is too short
> to work summers.
It's all a trade off. Some of us choose to work hard to become wealthy while people like you prefer to live a life of slackery and make enough money to barely get by.
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
xfruxx
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Date: March 19, 2020 08:00PM
k Wrote:
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> you could be planning how to commence a panel to
> open a franchise in the usa that gives americans a
> choice other than buying chinese imports
>
> all you need is money and time: which few have
Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by:
Fairfax county schools employee
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Date: March 21, 2020 06:21AM
This whole corona virus thing just gets better and better. Not only do I get paid for not working but now the government is going to send us money? I love it!!!!!