You pray 5x a day? Check!
Your body is genetically designed to recline a drivers seat for shut eye? Check!
You drive 18hrs a day then goto your gas station job? Check!
You don’t shower/use deodorant, and have $200 bottles of creed cologne? Check!
You wear that long shirt(khamizza)and it’s like under armor? Check!
You will make over $3000/week!
Now, go stick your dick in a goat!
*description of what animal you must become for uber*
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