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This was a good place to go smoke a cigar and relax. The staff is great but the owner is a drunken a$$hole.
It used to be a yearly $650 membership fee. Now they want you to pay $3,675 a year to be a member. This breaks down to $675 for the yearly membership and a monthly minimum of $250 on food (excludes alcohol and cigars). They have such a limited menu, you will be eating the same thing month after month to use up your $3,000 for the year. This place is trying to compete with CXIIIREX, but is nowhere close in comparison.
And haven’t we had about enough of this cigar smoking shit in this country? Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it’s a big, brown DICK. A big brown dick with a fat, arrogant, white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.
Bargain Bob Wrote:
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> Who the fuck would even pat $600 for a cigar
> membership in the first place? Lmao
The I-66 Rest Area is a better deal for sucking on things.....
Ron Blomalode Wrote:
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> The premise of a cigar bar, let alone one with a
> membership, is the epitome of douchebaggery.
True. Nothing screams, "I'm a douchebag!" like a cigar.
shaydee Wrote:
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> Liliana is one of the few females in that place --
> at least she is very good looking.
Women don't want to see all that gay cocksucking that goes on in there.
I wish all the smoking douchebags would go to some place like 23 so I do not have to see my neighbor and all their friends light up on the deck and let that nasty smoke come into my yard.
Montecristo Wrote:
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> You mean -- Nothing screams, "I'm a douchebag!"
> like vaping. Cigars are cool
There's douchery to be had with both. Cigars make it look like you are sucking off a turd. Vapes are mechanical penises. Vaping is whar Zima was in the 90s.
ewymx Wrote:
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> I wish all the smoking douchebags would go to some
> place like 23 so I do not have to see my neighbor
> and all their friends light up on the deck and let
> that nasty smoke come into my yard.
Fuck it, if you don't like the smoke you can move your Yankee ass back up North.
Ron Blomalode Wrote:
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> The premise of a cigar bar, let alone one with a
> membership, is the epitome of douchebaggery.
I don't like the idea of a jacked up membership fee, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of a cigar bar. If you do not like the stogies, don't go there. Why is this hard? If someone ever holds a gun to your head and forces you to go there, please let me know and I will send the FFXCo Sheriff's Deputies to arrest that guy.
peep Wrote:
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> Why the fuck would someone want to be a member at
> a cigar bar? That's like having a membership at
> Burger King. LOL
If it's only a couple of bucks, WTF? right? They have to have a membership to get around the no smoking laws. Most places just charge a couple of bucks. If they charge more, you get a credit towards food, drinks or stoges. They do keep a couple of bucks for the admin costs and "fees", but most of what you pay goes as a credit towards stuff.
This joint sounds like a real rip-off, though. I'm not going to put up thousands of dollars in advance, but for a couple hundred that I'll probably use up in a year, WTF? right?
When it was just a membership fee, it was easy to justify because you could bring guests or clients for a night out. But a yearly membership and a monthly minimum of $250 on food (excludes alcohol and cigars) - it is a total rip-off.
The people who first joined last year with just the membership fee will be coming up on their renewal. I would bet most of the people who signed up before the change will not renew. Renewals and new memberships must be taking a hard hit. Time will tell if this place will last.