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Free rent and beer?
Posted by: Davester ()
Date: October 14, 2017 08:21PM

I’m looking for someone to stay at my mom’s for free rent. Just has to take out trash, feed the cat and stuff? Must be female, 21-40 years old? Post pics please?Free beer too?

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Re: Free rent and beer?
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: October 15, 2017 12:37AM

"stuff"=sex expected.

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Re: Free rent and beer?
Posted by: Carmen Badsnatch ()
Date: October 15, 2017 05:32AM

what town and for how long?

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Re: Free rent and beer?
Posted by: Carpet Muncher ()
Date: October 15, 2017 06:55AM

Davester, post pics of ur mom full nude frontal, please. Preferably with you getting it on with her, so I can evaluate whether I'd like to apply.

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Re: Free rent and beer?
Posted by: Yelp ()
Date: October 15, 2017 04:26PM

The punchline is "beheaded".

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Re: Free rent and beer?
Posted by: 98 bottles ()
Date: October 15, 2017 11:25PM

OP is trying to setup a menage-a-trois with his mother? Thats just sick!

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Re: Free rent and beer?
Posted by: Troll watcher ()
Date: October 16, 2017 02:58AM

Don't feed the troll

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