Re: At what age does the average American man finally WAKE UP and realize that instead of an American woman they would much rather have a petite Asian woman or petite latina woman from a foreign country?
Posted by:
Porto Vecchio Pietro
()
Date: August 14, 2017 11:12PM
I decided by accident 2 yrs ago I wanted a latina chick. I used to work on the heat and A/C of these same buildings downtown DC all the time. I used to see this chick in this central american place. I used to go there for coffee because they had this coffee like they have in the spanish speaking world. It's not Italian coffee, but it's the closest you'll find downtown. I always thought she was beautiful, but, I barely had enough time to get the coffee, never mind talk to her.
Anyhow, one time I get sent on this emergency call and it's the building where her offices are.. In fact, it turns out it's in her offices where the problem is. So I ask her what the problem is, she tells me and I get to work on it. It's not a difficult problem, but fixing it is time consuming. She gets a little impatient, so I have to give her the "Just how BAD do you want it?" lecture. Her name is Adriana, so I call her by it, but, since I'm an italian speaker, I pronounce it AdriaNNa. She promptly informs me there's only one 'n' in her name, so I answer her, in Madrid spanish with my piemontese lilt that when you speak italian better than you do spanish, there are two letters in a lot of words.
Well 2 weeks later we're out on our first date. I find out she's 34 (now 36) and I was all of 23 at the time (25 now). The next week, I'm in her bed. We're going to be married in spring, 2018.
There are a couple of things you have to understand about these latina chicks:
1. Don't call them "mami" or ask them to call you "papi". Just don't do it. It was 4 weeks into it when she asked me when I was going to start calling her that or asking her to call me that. I told her I had no intention of calling her that or expecting her to call me that.
2. They have no qualms about letting you know what they want and don't want.
3. They seem to be resistant to having their pussy eaten, until you tell them to relax and enjoy it. Then they can't get enough.
4. Make some effort to learn some spanish. It wasn't a problem for me. I'm of Corsican heritage (born in the USA, though) so I speak french and italian. Spanish isn't hard. At least learn to pronounce their name with an accent other than that of a norteño. Yes, I get away with putting 2 'n' s in her name and I pronounce it with a piemontese lilt, but it's not "gringo" so I get away with it.
5. If abuela or mamcita don't come to live with you, they will be there all the time and they are always cooking something. If you refuse abuelita's or mamacita's food, it's grounds for divorce. You have to make it clear from the start that there'll be times when you want pizza, ribs, steak or burgers and you're either going to make them yourself or go out for it. No insult to mamacita or abuelita, but they don't know how to do steaks, ribs or burgers and they certainly can't make a pizza. See I already have my own house (long story), so we're living there. Both mamcita and abuelita will be spending time there, but they already know to let me know when they're doing dinner or I let them know not to make any for me.
6. Yup, you're going to get the other relatives, too. If they aren't at my house, I'm at one of their apartments, If you marry one of these chicks, you get a whole family--instantly
7. If you don't like central american food, you'd better learn to like it or break up with her.
8. She wants children. Even if she's a career woman like mine, they want children....so throw your rubbers overboard..................
9. You're getting married in a catholic church, the ceremony will be in spanish and you're going to have to meet her pastor ahead of time, even if you're catholic, which I am. And yes, you're going to take your vows in spanish, so you'd better learn at least that much spanish. No biggie for me, I already understand her relatives, and can carry on a conversation with them, even if half the time they have to tell me I'm starting to drift into italian.
10. If they even think you're looking at another woman, they get extremely jealous, They will attack her, first, then you. If you have a porn habit, get rid of it. If you have any weird kinks like you like to wear her underwear, break yourself of the habit.
11. You'd better be able to fight, if some guy starts bothering her. When they go out, they dress sexy and get attention. It's one thing if some guy's hooting at her, she expects that. He might even walk up to her, and when he does, you'd better make an appearance as soon as you see it. I'm a steamfitter, so breaking some smartass in half isn't a problem for me. Call USA-1000 if you don't do anything else. That way, nobody bothers her or you. If you can't at least put up a decent defence of her, she will dump you.
12. They actually will consider taking care of the children their most important job. The one disadvantage is that the kids do come before your getting any, The advantage is you can go to the bar and watch football or go to the baseball and it's no problem.
13. Get used to soccer, learn about it and learn to like it. Again, no problem for me since I'm of corsican heritage (I still like baseball best, but the central and south americans like that too), but for some of you, it might be. You'll be taking her (or going with a few of her relatives) to DC United matches. When the World Cup comes, that's all you'll see. Fortunately, abuelita will take care of the kids. All the abuelitas meet at someone's house, they have it on cable, too, but they do watch the kids. You and she are going to one of her family members' house to watch it or are going out to bars with half of her family to watch it. You can cheer for whatever team you like (for me its USA, Italy and France, in that order), but be prepared for razzing.
This list isn't complete. Feel free to add to it.