Who is Megan Toohey? Wrote:
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> G00N Wrote:
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> > Who's Megan Toohey?
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> Megan is the Hambeast. Megan Elizabeth Toohey,
> aka Megan Elizabeth Price, nee Charlee Lane
> Duncan, born August 2 1986, is is a career
> criminal and aspiring television and Internet
> celebrity. Megan inhabits the seedy underbelly of
> wealthy Northern Virginia and is a fixture among
> the local drifters, dropouts, druggies,
> unemployed, under-employed, hippies, and homeless.
> Nearly all of the wiggers, niggers, white trash,
> criminals, and drug overdose victims who have
> been, or will be, mentioned on this site, are
> connected in one way or another to Megan. In a
> Bizarro version of Washington Life magazine, Megan
> would dominate every issue.
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> Megan is a former ally of the Moreno Crime Family
> and her crimes and exploits are impossible to
> document or summarize in a short response.
> Details and photos are readily available for the
> interested reader by searching this site. Megan is
> world-famous for posing for porn photos on her
> child's bed with a weasel shoved up her ass,
> surrounded by a pack of Camel cigarettes and a
> greasy chicken wing. Megan also has the
> distinction of actually killing a person, albeit
> unintentionally.
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> Megan famously lived out of the back seat of a
> white 6-cylinder base model Mustang parked at the
> I-66 rest stop, but currently resides on Rockledge
> Drive in Leesburg. Megan has given birth to at
> least two children all sired by different men
> which have been removed from her custody by the
> Courts and Child Protective Services. Reportedly
> she is now pregnant once again by another man.
> Megan is the subject of a 100+ page thread on this
> site.
>
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/16
> 31021/page-1.html
That's a decent synopsis. One day there will be books written about Megan. She was a fairly significant player in the Miz vs. eesh war, and invested a lot of her own time and money for the Morenos cause. She has stayed out of the action ever since the Morenos dropped her like a hot potato and gave her absolutely nothing for her efforts on their behalf.