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Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: I.P. Knightly ()
Date: February 03, 2017 12:07PM

Has anyone compiled any stats on the percentage of Fairfax County Residents that are now actively pissing the bed since Donald Trump has been elected President?

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: Wall-E ()
Date: February 03, 2017 12:15PM

At Gatehouse, it is at 97%. This is mostly due to the failure of the meals tax however. The Trump victory added about 15 points to the total.

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: February 03, 2017 12:22PM

Don't forget to add in all the Recucklitards who shit the bed by voting Trump...

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: I P Freely ()
Date: February 03, 2017 12:23PM

How about poopin in their pants stats?

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: The Voice of FFU ()
Date: February 03, 2017 12:28PM

Leftist.Gorilla Wrote:
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> Recucklitards

Huh? That is one of the stupidest words anyone on here has every tried to put together. Pull yourself together man.

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: And it shows ()
Date: February 03, 2017 12:36PM

The Voice of FFU Wrote:
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> Leftist.Gorilla Wrote:
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> > Recucklitards
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> Huh? That is one of the stupidest words anyone on
> here has every tried to put together. Pull
> yourself together man.


They're desperate at this point.

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: Yhvmn ()
Date: February 03, 2017 02:58PM

Bedwetting (nocturnal enuresis) is not something to joke about.

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: xe9tp ()
Date: February 04, 2017 01:49AM

i thought it was republicunt or grandmas ol pussy.

anyway i know they are going to be shitting their pants more knowing trump is willing to send navy seals to their death and wont bother hearing about why or when till the next day. i bet the owens family is so proud that the operation was rushed for political reasons.

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: Rev. Starr_King ()
Date: February 04, 2017 02:07AM

Roughly 2,500 Unitarian-Universalists in at least 5 congregations in Fairfax County are wetting their beds daily. One does not want to be down-wind of the collective stench.

If one examines the curriculum of their primary "theological school," Meadville-Lombard loosely affiliated with the University of Chicago, one sees they are educated to be as competent at community organizing (their congregations for cultural marxism) as they are at being "clergy." Peruse the "required reading list" for candidates for admission. Tell me if you notice any perceptible political bias.

Perhaps someone's tax exemption needs close scrutiny?

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Re: Bedwetting Statistics in Fairfax County Since the Election of Donald Trump
Posted by: lucky7 ()
Date: February 04, 2017 05:58PM


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