Re: The Truth About Fairfax County
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seen it b4
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Date: January 02, 2017 07:48AM
Fairfax county Virginia:
> A detestable suburban backwater of America's lame,
> bland and culturally vacant capital. Filled with
> characterless subdivisions populated with
> characterless people and the poor immigrants that
> serve them, this place is so utterly conventional
> and uninteresting that it actually makes
> Westchester, Long Island, and Northern New Jersey
> look like they aren't cultural wastelands. Fairfax
> doesn't suck simply because it lacks museums and
> "culture"--this is to be expected of any suburb.
> It sucks because the city it borders sucks. That
> city sucks because it is the center of government,
> and to be successful in government, one must be as
> uncontroversial (hence, boring, conventional) as
> possible. Any individual considering giving birth
> and raising children should realize that forcing
> them to grow up in Fairfax will stunt them
> intellectually, emotionally, and aspirationally,
> for the rest of their lives.
>
> Kid: "Why am I so bored that all I do all day is
> (smoke pot/drink/smoke cigarettes) and/or try to
> act like a (redneck or rap star)?
>
> Wizened person: Because you live in Fairfax
> Virginia. Hope you at least get into college or
> something.