Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by:
Knute Rockne
()
Date: November 26, 2015 09:33AM
Road ragers Wrote:
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> Tip Giver in Chief Wrote:
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> > Here are a few travel tips:
> > 1. Stay out of the fucking left lane unless
> you're passing
> > 2. Stop texting while driving
> > 3. Look ahead, preferably 2-3 cars ahead, so
> you
> > don't have to brake hard
> > 4. If your kids are unruly, beat them. It
> works.
> > 5. Please check your oil, air filter, fuel, and
> > air pressure before leaving
> > 6. That bright thing in the sky is the sun.
> Take
> > sunglasses with you.
> > 7. See tip #1
> >
> > Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday.
>
> These lists are typically posted by
> accident-causing, pushy-ass, intolerant drivers
> who are not willing to adapt to other cars on the
> road. Driving is a TEAM sport, and everyone out
> there with you is on your team. Your team wins
> when all of its members get where they are going
> with their cars and bodies intact. People who go
> public to berate their teammates are called
> "assholes".
Thanks for the pep talk, loser!